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Anonymous users2024-02-061 said that there was a penguin, and his home was very far from the polar bear's house, and if he had to walk, he would have to walk for 20 years to get there. One day, the penguin was very bored at home, and was going to play with the polar bear, and he went out, but when he was halfway to the road, he found that he forgot to lock the door, which has been gone for 10 years, but the door still had to be locked, so the penguin walked home again to lock the door. After locking the door, the penguin set off again to look for the polar bear, and it took him 40 years to get to the ...... of the polar bearThen the penguin knocked on the door and said:
Polar bears, polar bears, penguins are here to play! And guess what he said when the polar bear opened the door, ......Let's go to your house and play
2The little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred loaves of bread?" Boss: Ah, I'm sorry, not that much
That's it... The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly.
The next day, the little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery, Boss, are there a hundred small breads? Boss: I'm sorry, but no
That's it... The little white rabbit went away again dejectedly.
On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery, Boss, are there a hundred small breads? The boss happily said: Yes, yes, today we have a hundred small loaves of bread!! The White Rabbit took out the money: Great, I'll buy two! 「
3.Xiao Ming said, "Ah Kang, ask you a shark that ate a mung bean, what did it become?" 」
Akon said: I don't know, what is the answer? 」
Xiao Ming said: Hey! Hey!
The answer is mung bean paste (mung bean shark), you're stupid! 」5.There was a man who had a bad stomach.
One day, he came to the gastric hospital to see a doctor and said to the doctor: "I eat what I eat, I eat watermelon and watermelon, eat cucumber and cucumber!" 「
The doctor thought for a moment and said to him, "I think you only have to eat!" 12 Q: What happens when a fat man falls from the 12th floor?
A: Dead fat.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05The funniest jokes, not too many Conversations I heard on the bus between two little girls who are probably in junior high school A: Hey, did your parents agree with him? B: Well, my mom agreed, and she thought he was fine.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04My husband and my three-year-old daughter were eating fig fruits, and my husband said it was too sour.
After a while, the daughter handed it to her father and said, "Try it!"
This one is not sour. Well, it's not sour!
Stinky said slowly, I licked all the sour and added ......Add ......It's clean.
This kid is also too filial.
Today, I went to the toilet in a company and found a line written on the back of the door: The most irresponsible thing in the world is to supply paper every day, and then suddenly one day it is not provided.
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