Humorous sentences to describe a woman who has gained weight

1. The fat man is inherently dead, or heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than Mount Hua, or heavier than Mount Heng.

or heavier than the Himalayas.

2. Those who say I don't need to ** are bad people.

3. People who don't dislike me when I'm fat, and I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

4. The song of youth of fat children.

It's really a meat bun adventure.

5. I was going to lose weight this year and turn it into a lightning bolt to blind your eyes, but I didn't want to be fat and become a nut wall.

obstructs your view.

6. The life of a fat man is like a measuring cylinder.

Destined to read for a lifetime.

7. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".

8. Many people understand "being generous" as "being a man with a big belly".

9. Thanks to being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I'm sad.

10. Every big ** at a turning point in life has an ulterior purpose.

11. My sister looked at me and said, "Don't let the meat hear it." ”

12. Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say, "Hurry up, grow up." ”

13. "A woman who can't control her body will never be productive for the rest of her life." "—No, you see if I want to be fat, I can be fat, and if I want to be fat, I can be fat.

14. Life is like this, a wave of unevenness, a wave of rise. Treat allergies in spring, treat oil in summer, treat hair loss in autumn and dryness in winter, treat acne and wrinkles in the elderly, and then fight obesity for the rest of your life.

15. Look down and can't see the ...... on the surface of your feet

16. For so many years, I have not found a washbasin larger than my face.

17. Only pants are the only criterion for testing whether you are fat or not.

18. The three major shortcomings in my body are: first, fat; 2. Fat; 3. I can't lose so much weight!

19, long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

20, chubby and meaty, it's about to spread out of oil.

21. Recently, the clothes have been getting thinner and thinner!

22. My pants have shrunk again......

23. When I go to swim in the sea, I always bring my own lifebuoy ......

You're very fat, a lot of points, not a lot of points, you can't say it's not good-looking. 2. Are you fat? No, that's cute, that's good-looking, that's the perfect body that girls are looking for. 3, look at you, plump and delicate, fine eyes and phoenix eyes, how good-looking.

1 You are not fat, you are blessed, 2 You are not fat, this is called the beauty of pearl roundness and jade. 3 You are so blessed that you will please your elders at first glance. 4. Fat is not a disadvantage, fat is beauty.

There is a word called "graceful and luxurious", which refers to some chubby women.

The charm still exists, graceful and colorful, and there are all kinds of styles. It's all possible.

1. Those who say I don't need to ** are bad people.

2. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "You have lost weight".

3. My fat is temporary, and your shortness is lifelong.

4. Fat people can't beat others, they can't outrun others, so they are naturally good-tempered. Open-minded, open-minded, amiable, and elegant, all describe us as fat.

5. "A woman who can't control her figure will never be productive for the rest of her life." "—No, you see if I want to be fat, I can be fat, and if I want to be fat, I can be fat.

6. If you fall out of love, let yourself gain weight, because your heart is wide and your body is fat.

7. The life of a fat man is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be estimated for a lifetime.

8. Fat women love to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants and stand there like a mailbox.

9. Those fierce women who dare to eat delicious must dare to face the fat body and the bright eyes of the masses.

10. Don't call others when they see someone else getting fat....Rough man!

11. The fat man is inherently dead, or heavier than Mount Tai, or heavier than Mount Hua, or heavier than Mount Heng, or heavier than the Himalayas.

12. Obesity is the pain of breathing, it flows back and forth in the blood, regretting not ** will hurt, hating not dieting will hurt, and it hurts the most if you want to be thin but not thin.

13. When fat people play basketball, they have one more defensive method than ordinary people: breast defense.

14. The most romantic thing I can think of is to slowly gain weight with you.

15. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly filled sausage, full of meat, tight and tight. Now, like a dried sausage, it has dried so much that it has no moisture, and a layer of salt frost has precipitated on the casing.

16. Many people understand "being generous" as "being a man with a big belly".

17. The three major shortcomings in my body are: first, fat; 2. Fat; 3. I can't lose so much weight!

19. If time is a pig-killing knife, then obesity is a dragon-slaying knife!

20, chubby and meaty, it's about to spread out of oil.

21. Fat is an attitude, meat is a spirit, and obesity is also a body.

22. Obesity is the pain of breathing, and it rolls back and forth on you

23. I was going to lose weight this year and turn it into a lightning bolt to blind your eyes, but it turned out that the fat became a wall of nuts blocking your vision.

24. My pants have shrunk again, ......

25. Look down and can't see the ...... on the surface of your feet

26. Thanks to being a fat man, I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

27. Hibernation is the welfare of animals, and summer hibernation is the right of fat people.

28. Look in the mirror, touch your hair and say, "Hurry up, grow quickly." ”

29, long time no see, you are as fat as two people!

1. Fat women love to wear dark green sweatshirts and pants and stand there like a mailbox.

2. For a fat paper, looking back and smiling will not be a good thing, and it is already very difficult to guess and look back.

3. Oh my God, she wore a black-and-white evening dress and walked towards me like a noble, Antarctic penguin.

4. With a slight smile, the eyes are gone, and the two pieces of flesh on the cheeks keep shaking up and down with the movement. 5. I bring my own lifebuoy when I swim in the sea.