Is there a joke like this? Ariki has a similar joke???? It has to be funny

There is a village that has suffered a major drought once in a century, and there is no water at all, and the whole people are immersed in sorrow. There was a wise man, who was very prestigious in the village, and led everyone to overcome difficulties and help each other through difficulties. But after the disaster, every villager had a shadow in their hearts, and they were very painful, and everyone in the village was uncomfortable, and everyone did not speak when they met.

One night, the wise man said, "All the people of the village have come to this square, and I have come together with you to tell three jokes and stories to make everyone happy." ”

As soon as the people in the village heard "Oh, this person is going to tell a joke", everyone came, and they all sat around the village with benches, and this person said that the first joke in the world made everyone lean forward and backward, and laughed so happily.

What about the second one? He repeated the first story, and fewer people laughed.

What about the third story? He told the first story again, and no one laughed. At this time, many people wondered, "Eh, how do you tell three jokes that are exactly the same?"

We have to forget the past and see the future – that's what ambition is. There is no past people will have a future, how can you get rid of the pain of the future every day, so there are many people who think about the past all their lives, and the sorrow on his face will never go away, today all of us are here to forget the troubled past, forget the past of our mistakes, because I have tomorrow, because we know that (ourselves) have done wrong in the past, we will never do wrong in the future, so our happiness will always accompany our future.

He was in a car accident and the car hit him in the head, and he was in a coma for two days before finally waking up.

When he opened his eyes, his wife was right next to him.

He shook his wife's hand and said earnestly

When I was a college student, I used to retake exams, and at that time, you were by my side. 」

When I failed all my interviews, you cut out job ads for me by my side and let me apply for ......

And when I was finally able to take charge of a very important contract, I messed it up because of a small mistake, and you were still by my side. 」

Then I got a job again after I was unemployed for a while, but I never got promoted, and my efforts were not recognized, so my position was the same as when I first joined the company, and you are still ......by my side」

His wife listened to his confession, her eyes glistening with tears.

Now I'm in a car accident, and when I wake up and find you still with me, I have something I have to tell you ......」

Approaching the bedside and hugging her husband, she sobbed with emotion. Then the husband said:

I think it's ......It's all the ...... you brought me down」

Catch the bus in the morning, and by the time you get to the platform, the bus has already started. So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me!"

Master, wait for me! At this time, a passenger poked his head out of the window and said to me, "Wukong, don't chase me." ”

A girl is taking a shower, another boy breaks in, what does the girl want to cover the most?

Answer: A boy's eyes.

There was a tiger chasing a gecko, the gecko ran and ran, saw a river, and fled to the river, the tiger squatted by the river, while waiting, and wanted to "see you run to **".

At this time, I saw a reflection in the river, and it turned out that a spider was hanging on a tree.

The tiger made up for it violently and roared proudly: "...

Sample, do you think you won't be able to recognize it when you go online?

Why didn't any teacher dare to teach Ultraman, because Ultraman raised his hand and the teacher died