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If it's a colleague, you can say I'll help you cook today....Then add more salt to the dish....It is better to mix tomatoes with sugar....Swap sugar for salt....Haha, maybe it tastes good.
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Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open the two biscuits, remove the original filling, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good!). Squeeze an appropriate amount into the cake, the amount follows the individual's "eating" habits, and finally glues it to make it as realistic as possible. You usually don't need to use it at all, just put it in plain sight, and it's best to prepare a few original sandwich slices and watch TV while eating, and people will naturally come and taste it.
This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who wish to take the bait. You can also take the initiative and invite people to taste it everywhere, although it is more risky, but there are definitely many people who fall into the trap.
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The wolf came and there was a mess in the pig nest, and the mother pig arranged: the big pig went to block the door! Two pigs go to annihilate Wang and block the window! When she saw the little pig, the mother pig came to the fire and shouted: "Third child, don't look at your phone!" You have a lot of meat, go out and lure the wolf away. Happy April Fool's Day!
I'm sorry! I accidentally sent "like you" to your phone, if you accept it, please keep it; If not, please send it back to me. Happy April Fool's Day!
The fool is happy for a lifetime, the fool is happy for a lifetime, the fool is happy for a lifetime, the fool is satisfied with this life, the fool is pleasant, the fool is entertaining, and the fool is a fishman. Today's April Fool's Day, we are all here to be more than one person every year.
Hello quietly envy, we are the Fool's College Admissions Office, after repeated investigations, we have decided to absorb you as a student of our college on April Fool's Day, tuition waiver, food and accommodation are all inclusive, your student number is: 2222; The scientific name is: Ichiro Fool!
Some say you're a pig! I seriously criticized him! How can this be? How can people say what they are if they are like anything? Happy April Fool's Day!
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When I was in elementary school, our class paid special attention to the monthly grade, and then as long as the students did not violate discipline, this month was a full score, and then each class would have a reward, and then on April Fool's Day that year, we fooled our class and said that we collectively lost 28 points. The main thing is that the teacher still believes it.
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I was taking a shower with my friend on April Fool's Day, she was washing her hair, I kept squeezing shampoo on his head, and he didn't know that he kept washing and washing, and he also told me that I went, how good is this shampoo? How so? In the end, I realized that I was doing something weird.
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A friend of the opposite sex who has a good relationship suddenly confesses, and just when you are stunned or happy, tell you happy April Fool's Day.
Once, on April Fool's Day, at noon, while his table mate was away, he taped a whole page of his language book to be taught in the next class, but he couldn't take notes during the afternoon class, and then he wanted to tear off the tape, but as soon as he tore up a piece, the whole page became blank, and he died laughing on the desk at that time.
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When I was a child, once on April Fool's Day, I told a friend that the homeroom teacher called him, he was very nervous, and he didn't know why the teacher suddenly called him, he really went to the teacher's office and asked the teacher why he called him, and the teacher was very confused, saying that he didn't call him, and then he realized that I lied to him.
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On April Fool's Day, one of the most honest classmates in my tricky class, I said to him very seriously at that time: Xiao Wang, it's not good, I heard others say that something is wrong with your family, hurry up and go home and take a look.
Xiao Wang's face changed, put down the books in his hand, and immediately rushed out of the classroom, when the sky was raining, he didn't even take an umbrella, and ran home.
An hour later, he stood in front of me like a chicken in soup, angrily asking me why I lied to him, so I said "Little Wang, Happy April Fool's Day".
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On April Fool's Day, I didn't fix others, but was fixed by my mother once.
My mother: "I adopted a little sister for you, didn't you say you liked her a lot?" ”
Me: "Mom, don't be kidding, I know it's April Fool's Day." ”
As I was talking, my mother sent it to **, and I found that she was pretty good-looking, so I quickly asked where my mother's sister was.
My mother: "Silly boy, don't you usually go online?" My p** skills are so powerful! ”
Seriously, my mom is a person who can keep up with the trend of the times, but I feel like I am out of touch with the world, like an old man, and I really have a lot of hope that time.
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One year I tricked my girlfriend on April Fool's Day, and I actually misunderstood him. I remember just after 12 o'clock, my girlfriend called me a **. Before picking up **, I already knew that it was April Fool's Day, I thought she was going to fix me, and I told her when I picked up ** that I had a car accident and am now in the hospital.
In fact, he really had something to do with me, and when he rushed to the hospital, he happened to meet a man covered in blood, and he was so anxious that he cried. Later, I called me again, I told him that I cheated on him, and he ignored me for days, I really didn't mean to, I was just joking.
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1.Find 3 random things, such as 3 cups, when you knock on the first one, let your friend say "forget", knock on the second one to say "love", and the third one to say "water", which is called to test your friend's reaction speed, after a few times, keep knocking on the first one, if your friend follows and says "forget, forget, forget, forget, wang, wang, wang, wang,......Hehe, the effect is out.
2.A: Let me tell you a story, once upon a time, there was a fool who said "no" when people asked him anything, such as "have you eaten"?
He said "no", what's your name? He said "no". Alas, by the way, have you heard this story?
B: No. ......#
#3.By the way: you can say to your mm that I want to test your English responsiveness, stretch out your left hand, say to her I point thumb is A, index finger is C, middle finger is M, ring finger is S, little finger is X, and then say, to increase the difficulty, I will interfere with you in Chinese.
Then, you say fish with your middle finger, she will say m, you point to your ring finger and say donkey, she will say s, then you will say pig with your thumb, she will say a, and then keep nodding her thumb and say pig, she will keep saying: a, a, a, a, a, a, if mm is smart, you can try other fingers more and then say thumb.
4.The English spelling for pig is pug, right? -No, it's pig -- no, how do I remember it's you (you) -- you're mistaken, it's i -- pig is you -- pig is i
5.Big Change Specifics: You can play this game with your best friend by name:
Great change of life. Tell your friend to take a horse step first, the posture should be correct, hold a blank piece of paper in his mouth, note that this is the posture before the exercise, and then you have to change him from this room to another room, everything is ready, you can be very helpless to say such a sentence: "Great change of life!"
I won't, but that's how it is in living people. ”
6.First on the pen on the picture "wind oil essence", not too much. And then go to a person:
Please help me write an x-word, I forgot how to write it. After he finished writing with this pen, a few fingers of his right hand naturally had wind oil essence. Then pretend to be concerned and say:
Yes! There's a big piece of in your right eye. Naturally, he rubbed his right eye with his right hand, and then.
7.Ask the other person what he would do if he were asked to make a sentence with "I, him, her, love", and say that he was wrong no matter how he made it, (he wouldn't be better!) Tell him afterward
The correct answer is "He Loves Her", and the other party will definitely ask, "What about me?" At this time, you can tell him generously (with a bit of bt tone):
It's your business! ”
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1. Prank while sleeping, such as putting something unexpected under the pillow and sheet, cream or the like, or secretly putting a lot of alarm clocks. 2. Buy a bottle of drink, drink a part, leave a part in the bottle, and then add other condiments of the same color as the drink, and let your friends taste it. 3. Make weird-smelling food, fill the food with strange ingredients in the food that looks ordinary, but still don't use harmful substances such as toothpaste.
You can tell a friend a true thing as if it was a serious matter, and in this sentence, you should emphasize that it is true, deliberately making your friend suspicious.
How do you fool a lover on April Fool's Day? 1.April Fool's Day Whole Person Method Between Couples - Big Change [Convenient] The living person calls your husband or wife to take a horse step, the posture is correct, hold a blank piece of paper in your mouth, pay attention to this is the posture before the exercise, and then you have to change him She from this room to another room, everything is ready, you can say this sentence helplessly:
What a big change of life! I won't, but that's how it is in living people. ”2.
April Fool's Day Whole Person Method Between Couples - Artificial Barbie Doll I want to make a bouquet of cute vegetables such as garlic, green onions, onions, and carrots for a cute little boy.
It's best to sprinkle a little stinky tofu shennian juice on top of the bouquet. Of course, it must be sent by a professional flower delivery lady very formally to have an effect. I also asked for a greeting card attached to the bouquet made of large tofu skin, with my heartfelt greetings written in soy sauce.
3.April Fool's Day Whole Method Between Couples - Use the microphone and the built-in "Voice Recorder" program of Windows to record some scary or bizarre sounds, and then set them as Windows boot sounds. In this way, when the fool turns on the machine, the cold will be frightened.
4.April Fool's Day Whole Method Between Couples - Mix Weird Coke Coke Buy a bottle of Coke, drink half of it, mix it with vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a strange Coke with normal color. When the wife or husband comes home, take it intimately"Coke"When he handed it over, the other party was unguarded, drank it in a big gulp, and then frowned, opened his mouth and vomited.
You can also concoct it according to the law, such as pouring two pots of water into mineral water, mixing some soapy water into beer, and so on.
The one above, where did he get so much?
You say to him, "I'm going to marry you."
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1. Text messages about mobile phones.
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Honey, let's have dinner together in the evening, and I haven't been with you for a long time" and then pretended not to know anything at night.