How to play tricks on April Fool s Day 5, How to play tricks on April Fool s Day

1. Text messages about mobile phones.

Mobile phone free call secret: There is ** when calling in, press 54SG before the second ringing and then press power off, at this time the call is free.

It's a well-designed text message that will look your phone upside down and you'll appreciate the wonderful patterned ......Is it fun to have your phone upside down?

According to a study by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in the United States, soaking the mobile phone in water for 1 minute before calling the mobile phone can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain.

Dear users: Hello! Due to the unsightly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, which has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services, we have decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone in 10 minutes!

If you receive this message to prove that your mobile phone is infected with a virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

2. Text messages about stupid people.

Test you: What should I do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (play a song title) "At least there is still you"!

Let me tell you a story, there was a stupid guy who was so stupid that he would just shake his head or "no" when people asked him any question, have you ever heard this story?

It is wood that makes furniture, it is Xiucai who understands poetry, everyone thinks about money, it is talent that is cultivated, women want figure, it is genius who sends messages, and it is stupid who is reading text messages!

You are handsome, cool, it's incomparable, you carry cabbage with a pot lid on your head, you always think that you are undefeated in the East, but in fact you are the second generation of fools!

To test your Mandarin, please read the following poem aloud: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo T

This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: Spring green in the bedroom, hold the plum and smell the flowers, I will only be in the middle, invite the bedroom to sleep, and the bedroom knows the spring green.

3. Text messages about health.

Lung capacity self-test tips: After farting, lower your head and inhale vigorously, and then observe whether the people around you smell any bad smell. If so, you should strengthen the exercise according to this method; If not, you are superhuman!

Report: You are sleeping in an incorrect position at this time. For the sake of your health, please wake up and go back to sleep ......Mobile phone real-time monitoring system.

Yes! You are so graceful and luxurious, with all kinds of charms, no wonder, everyone says you ......Bloated!

4. Other text messages.

Attention, look to your left first, then to your right. Beware of a psychopath who has just slipped out, and is characterized by looking around with his phone.

Notice: Tomorrow morning, there will be a leader inspection work, all colleagues please dress uniformly as required. Men: suit, tie, shorts, slippers; Women: Swimsuit trousers and leather shoes!

**Taiwan**: There are miniature ** from tonight to tomorrow morning**, for your safety, please wrap a quilt tonight, wear a toilet on your head, and put a straw in your nostrils to sleep under the bed.

First of all, you can give your lover a special gift on April Fool's Day, but the gift is a prank. For example, you can give her a chocolate that looks delicious, but hides super spicy chili powder inside. Or you can give her a bouquet of flowers that look beautiful, but the petals are cut out of pieces of paper.

Such pranks are fun and won't hurt your lover. Secondly, you can send an email to your lover on April Fool's Day, which seems important, but the content of the email is some inconsequential joke. For example, you can write a fake resignation letter that scares your lover, but at the end reveals the truth and reassures him.

Finally, you can cause your lover a little trouble on April Fool's Day, but be careful not to overdo it. For example, you can add some salt to his coffee service or swap his or her phone for a toy phone. Such a little prank can add spice, but be careful not to hurt your lover.

April Fool's Day can make weird cola, make artificial Barbie dolls, make toothpaste filled biscuits, and so on.

1. Prepare a strange flavor of Coke: Buy a bottle of Coke, drink half of it, mix it with vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a strange flavor of Coke with normal color. When he met an acquaintance, he pretended to be drinking, and then generously handed the Coke to him, and the other party was unguarded, and drank it in a big gulp while thanking him, and then frowned, opened his mouth and vomited.

2. Make an artificial Barbie doll: Make a bouquet of garlic, green onions, onions, carrots and other cute vegetables for a cute little boy. It's best to sprinkle a little stinky tofu juice on top of the bouquet.

Of course, it must be sent by a professional flower delivery lady very formally to have an effect. I also asked for a greeting card attached to the bouquet made of large tofu skin, with my heartfelt greetings written in soy sauce.

3. Make toothpaste sandwich biscuits: unpack the sandwich cakes, carefully open the two biscuits, remove the original sandwiches, take out the Tuanxiangshen toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good) and squeeze out an appropriate amount into the cake, the amount follows personal eating habits, and finally glues it, trying to make it as realistic and decent as possible.

April Fool's Day customs

On April Fool's Day, people often organize family gatherings and decorate rooms with daffodils and daisies. The typical traditional practice is to set up a fake environment, which can be decorated to make the room look like Christmas or New Year, and when guests come, they are congratulated with "Merry Christmas" or "Merry New Year".

Fish feast on April 1. It's also unique. Invitations to fish feasts are usually small colored fish made of cardboard.

The table is decorated in green and white and in the middle is placed a fish tank and a small fishing rod, each with a green ribbon tied to it, and a gift for the guest is hung either a delicate celluloid fish or a fish basket full of sweets. It goes without saying that all the dishes at the fish feast are made with fish.

1. You are always so slender, you are always so agile, life is always very leisurely, you are playing in the mountains of Mingchuan all day long, and the food you eat is pure natural and pollution-free green food, alas, it's good to be a monkey! Happy April Fool's Day!

2. Is there a lot of money? Is our affection worth a dime? Definitely no! In order to prove your sincerity, you can send me ten text messages every day to see if I can forgive you!

3. When I was a child, the two of us had no guesses, I sang and you danced, I could sing 200 songs, and you could dance 200 dances, so people affectionately called me 200 songs, called you 200 dances.

4. April Fool's Day has one of the most outrageous functions, that is, to build one's own happiness on the stupidity of others. But today I'm not going to enable this feature because you're already having silly fun! Happy April Fool's Day!

5. Do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng? "I don't know. "Tang Seng learned the scriptures, and he definitely referred to me marrying you. ”

6. Can you get rid of your pride and like me to the point of madness.

7. I'll carry you, you ran around in my dreams all night last night, and you must be tired.

8. "Let's go on a day trip on the weekend, shall we?" "Go**? "Your bed".

9. "I hesitated for several days, and finally decided to toss a coin and face up with you. "What if the back side is up? "Turn it over. ”

10. April Fool's Day is a day to joke and tell the truth.