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Anonymous users2024-02-061. What should happen or what happens! Good luck to yourself!
2. A cup of tea is a cup of wine, dedicated to a good friend from afar, this fragrance is not stronger than flowers, but it is true to my hand. May you always be safe, happy, worry-free, good luck and auspicious companions, healthy and happy forever!
3. On the first day of the new year, may today's good luck last all year round! Wishing yourself a Happy New Year and all the best!!
4. Love life with people who like you; See the world in the hands of people who don't like you.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05April Fool's Day SMS greetings are:
1. Slightly stupid, slightly stupid, slightly stupid, relatively stupid, very stupid, especially stupid, violent stupid, thunderous stupid, stupid and invincible. April 1st is approaching, and your Foolish Rapid Correction Index is skyrocketing, and it is close to the limit. April Fool's Day, you are stupid, you are happy!
2, your face is more beautiful than Chen Shimei, and your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang; My love is deeper than Lu Zhishen, and my love is longer than Guan Yunchang, but my promise is emptier than Sun Wukong. Happy April Fool's Day!
3. Don't move! Raise your hand, stand on the left side of the person you know, stand on the right side of the person you don't know, and stand in the middle of the person you want to laugh. Say what about you! Put down your phone, stand against the wall with your head in your hands, and listen carefully to me: Happy April Fool's Day!
4. What do you say? You're different! Give a little sunshine and you will be brilliant; Give some happiness, and you will be romantic; Give a little compliment, and you'll be a fart; Give a little praise, and you will stink; Give some praise and you'll go crazy; April Fool's Day is afraid of being fooled, but it still wants to receive information.
There is wood, there is wood! Happy April Fool's Day!
5. Stupid, very stupid. Le Cola, very happy. Keep wise and foolish, laugh sensitively, enjoy the world's happy things, and foolish people in the world. April Fool's Day National Entertainment, I wish you a wonderful foolishness and happiness!
6. Buying a house is no longer expensive, and there is no need to pay taxes when buying a car; No one pays attention to the truth, and feelings are not afraid of waste; You are welcome to the meeting of fools, worship your invincible foolishness, and self-intoxication with a giggle. May April Fool's Day be so happy!
7. After you go out in the morning, if a stranger smiles at you, you will definitely make a fortune, try it if you don't believe it, and when you go out, laugh at every stranger you meet. On April 1st, did you laugh?
8. A little pig held his breath, stared wide-eyed, concentrated, and watched intently, suddenly jumped and jumped, and pressed the mobile phone with the pig's paw from time to time, pressed and pressed, and said you, haha, happy April Fool's Day!
9. April Fool's Day is here, say hello to you, please have a light meal, treat you, will not refuse, remember the location, outside my house, walk 100 meters east, turn right when you see the road, hehe, the yellow dog has just finished pulling. Dumbfounded! Happy April Fool's Day!
10. Your influence is so extensive, so huge, and so far-reaching! So much so that I can't do anything today, so I can only tease you to play Zaochang shouting. Happy April Fool's Day!
The one above, where did he get so much?
You say to him, "I'm going to marry you."
Honey, let's have dinner together in the evening, and I haven't been with you for a long time" and then pretended not to know anything at night.
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