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Anonymous users2024-02-06You say to him, "I'm going to marry you."
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Anonymous users2024-02-05The funny sentences of Guan or Ye Mo on April Fool's Day are:
1. If you dare to lie to me on April Fool's Day, I will bury you on Qingming Day.
2. Valentine's Day confession, people don't listen. April Fool's Day confession, people don't believe it. Confession on Qingming Festival, people should not.
4. Thinking of those innocent years again, I remember that once I lay on the grass leisurely, watching the white clouds drift in the blue sky. You were gentle with me, looking at me affectionately, occasionally whispering in my ear, saying: Baa!
5. To become a top designer, it used to be the dream of countless people, and you and I think it should be the most perfect one. Okay, don't look at it, let's go dry the quilt!
6. You are the most beautiful drop I know, your chubby figure is very cute, everyone knows the habit of eating meat, and your thrifty personality is worthy of praise. But there is no need to drip, every time you lick the rice in the bowl.
7. The cloudless sky and the stream are flowing loudly; The grass on the roadside swings in the wind, and the flowers are more delicate; Listening to the sounds of nature is such a wonderful mood. But everything was destroyed by you in an instant. Next time you fart, please choose a good time!
9. A good boy is determined to be on the battlefield, with a pair of binoculars on his spine and locking on the enemy's movements. Although this wish has been frustrated, you still hold the telescope and look forward to it infinitely, until one day the girl on the opposite floor scolds: What to see? Stinky rascals!
10. Today, there is a very accurate half-immortal who calculated my life, and the hexagram says that I was born to kill you, and one day you will die under my knife! The half-immortal asked me to change my job to solve your calamity, and help me think about what I would do if I didn't kill pigs?
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Anonymous users2024-02-04<> "April Fool's Day Funny Sentences 01."My mother said that the prodigal son will not change the gold when he turns back, who will give me the gold? I'll change!
02.Someone asked me which one is better or more boring, the lion or the tiger, and I think that a perm should not be able to do more than a tattoo.
03.The husband reprimanded: The ** you burned is a green vegetable? Sallow. Immediately: You come home so late every day, of course you won't know that they were once young on my spatula.
04.You have the smell of her perfume, and when you smell it, you know it's not as expensive as mine.
05.I was your angel before I got married, and I am still called by you every day after I get married.
06.If you want to talk about impractical small household appliances,I think the first thing is the sweeping robot,And my dog pulled the rake,And then the sweeping robot wiped it evenly。
07.Since beating I've learned to talk back, my wife has learned to sharpen knives.
08.Every time I see the names of the couples carved under the tree, I fall into deep thought, and bring a knife for a date with Mao.
09.I finally knew that riding a roller coaster was really scary, and when I sat it, I braved the rain of bullets and spittle, and when I came down, I found that there was an extra piece of gum in my mouth, this is not my Yida!
10.Why do so many people say they are lonely, lonely, and want to find a boyfriend and girlfriend, but they are still single? God replied: Because not only is he ugly, but he also thinks others are ugly.
11.Don't talk about the ideal of meeting the right person at the best age, I just want to be at the best age, get something for nothing, be wasted at any time, and lie down anywhere.
12.At the unit dinner, the leader praised me in front of everyone, saying that it was thanks to my frequent lateness that I had the funds for this event.
13.Please don't call me an otaku, please call me a lock; Please don't call me an otaku, please call me Marie Curie.
14.I can't sing out of tune, I just like to sing my own key.
15.Don't keep saying that you lose at the starting line, someone else's starting line is the end you can never reach.
16.Other people's faces are destined for seven points, three points by dressing, your face is destined for one point, and nine points depend on filters.
17.Studies have shown that men who love to do housework live longer because their wives beat them less.
18.Driving School Instructor: If you don't go at the red light or at the green light, what's the matter, why don't you have the color you like?
The one above, where did he get so much?
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