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Elementary school students three-person cross talk:

Character A: Alas, lately, I've been so annoyed!

Character B & Character C: What's wrong?

Character A: I'm graduating.

Character B: Oh, I see, I'm annoyed with the graduation exam.

Character A: No. From elementary school to junior high school, there is no need for graduation exams.

Character C: Ah, I see, I didn't make it to a key middle school.

Character A: No, no, no, this key middle school can't run. I can't read it this year, and there will be next year; I can't read it next year, and there will be the year after that; I can't read it in the year after tomorrow, and there is a big year after that; I can't read it in the year after graduation, and there are still ......

Role B: Okay, okay, by the time you read the key points, it's all seventy or eighty.

Character A: Am I that bad?

Role C: You don't ...... for this, not for thatOh, you're struggling with love.

Character A: (Covering the character's mouth) Don't talk nonsense, if someone hears and misunderstands, then I can jump the Yellow River, the Yangtze River, the Pearl River, the Xiang River, the Li River, the Yong River, and I can't tell what river to dance.

Character C: (knocks out Character A's hand) Oops, what the hell are you bothering about!

Character A: Recently, our school sent out a form.

Character B: Well, with a watch, you can do everything on time: don't be late, don't leave early, wake up at 6 o'clock, go to bed at 10 o'clock ......

Character A: What a mess. It is not a clock, it is a graduation registration form for elementary school students.

Character B: Oh, the graduation registration form for elementary school students. So what are you bothered about?

Character A: It's hard to fill!

Character C: What's so hard about that? You can tell me the truth about what it asks, and ask me if you don't understand!

Character A: I ask you?

Character B: Don't look at her small size, she knows everything.

Character A: Let's take the first column "name", it's really hard to fill in.

Role C: Your name is your name.

Character A: But as soon as I write my name, everyone is happy.

Character B: You filled in yes.

There are two types of three-person cross talk.

One is the nature of text language games, such as: "Cake Cutting Shelf", "Eight Auspicious", "Lu Linyan Gui Peng Out Two? (The upper and lower two "eight" tones:.)

Don't)", rivers, lakes, sea caves, Jianzhou Pool, "One thing, one image, one rise, one fall", "Four Character Couplet", "King Kong Leg", "Grab Three Books", "Stack Words", "Three Characters with the Same Head, Three Characters with the Same Side", etc.

Although this kind of joke does not have any advanced knowledge, it is also a big difficulty for poor artists who have no culture. Because the three-person cross talk is not said every day, generally speaking, there are not many opportunities to meet, and the conditions for learning are poor.

This kind of cross talk requires the actor not only to be literate, but also to be familiar with the words spoken, so that it tastes good. This difficulty is conceivable. This kind of joke is just right for three people, so the old artist said: "Four people are coaxing, and five people are in chaos."

The other is a story, such as "Picking the Horse Jacket", "The Trainee", "The Four Generations", and "The Martial Apprentice". This kind of joke is like a little comedy, and the three actors actually play a role each.

Ma: Well, now it's advocating politeness.

Tang: Being polite reflects a person's cultivation and a nation's civilization.

Ma: Use honorific titles for people.

Don: Hmm. Ma: When you speak, you have to be civilized.

Don: That's what makes us a civilized country.

MA: For example, I saw you.

Don: You've seen me.

MA: That's what I have to talk to you.

Don: What do you say?

Ma: Hey, comrade, I'll ask you something.

Don: Look at how polite this is. If there's anything, you'll do it.

MA: Let me ask you someone.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: This comrade I asked.

Don: Hmm. Ma: He is tall and burly, with thick eyebrows and big eyes.

Don: Oh. Ma: I heard that he is a cross talk actor.

Don: Oh, what's the name of this person you're talking about?

Ma: His name is Comrade Tang Jiezhong. Is it in your unit?

Don: Oh, yes, yes.

Ma: Ah! Don: Yes, yes.

Ma: You invite me out, and I'll meet him. Thank you.

Don: Don't thank you, I am.

Ma: Hey, you are Comrade Tang Jiezhong.

Don: Hey. Ma: Oh, I'm so sorry.

Don: Hmm. Ma: I haven't seen you for a long time. I'm sorry!

Don: What's that?

Ma: What do you think when you hear this?

Don: I sound comfortable. How modest and polite this is.

Ma: Look, sorry, sorry, thank you, please.

Don: Kind words.

WM: That's not a kind word.

Don: Hmm. WM: It's a sign of respect for the other person.

Don: Oh. Ma: My own modesty, my own politeness.

Don: yes. MA: Hey, you have to talk like that.

Don: Uh-oh. MA: You have to take a different approach, without these kind words. You don't feel good at it.

Don: So how do you say that?

MA: That's it.

Don: Hmm. Ma: Hey! I say.

Don: What is that called?

MA: I'll ask you personally.

Don: Who are you asking?

Ma: That's the man.

Don: Hmm. Ma: The long one is a little taller than Wu Dalang, and his head is the same as the tea plate, yes, I heard that he is a cross talker. What's the name, everyone's name is Tang Xisong.

Don: Hey, why do you call it a nickname?

Ma: Ah! Don: I am, what's the matter?

Ma: You are!

Don: Hmm. MA: Don't be funny.

Don: What do you mean, don't be funny. I'm Tang Jiezhong, what's the matter?

Ma: Is there something wrong, can I come to you if I have nothing to do?

Don: If you have something, just say it.

Ma: Say, don't talk about it, neither end is happy. What do you say?

Don: Why are you here?

Ma: I said you, don't stare, don't stare. A glare is uglier than a epiphysis.

Don: Drink! Ma: Look, what's going on like this, no, it's not like this. Don't mind, it's okay, why are you like this. Look at it, when you look back, you are angry, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are sick, you are in trouble, you don't want to tell me, I will ask someone else, don't mind, stupid man.