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1. Text messages about mobile phones.

Mobile phone free call secret: There is ** when calling in, press 54SG before the second ringing and then press power off, at this time the call is free.

It's a well-designed text message that will look your phone upside down and you'll appreciate the wonderful patterned ......Is it fun to have your phone upside down?

According to a study by the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in the United States, soaking the mobile phone in water for 1 minute before calling the mobile phone can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain.

Dear users: Hello! Due to the unsightly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, which has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services, we have decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone in 10 minutes!

If you receive this message to prove that your mobile phone is infected with a virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

2. Text messages about stupid people.

Test you: What should I do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Hit a song title) - at least you"!

Let me tell you a story, there was a stupid guy who was so stupid that he would just shake his head or "no" when people asked him any question, have you ever heard this story?

It is wood that makes furniture, it is Xiucai who understands poetry, everyone thinks about money, it is talent that is cultivated, women want figure, it is genius who sends messages, and it is stupid who is reading text messages!

To test your Mandarin, please read the following poem aloud: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo Bamboo T

This is a poem by Li Bai, please read it aloud: Spring green in the bedroom, hold the plum and smell the flowers, I will only be in the middle, invite the bedroom to sleep, and the bedroom knows the spring green.

3. Text messages about health.

Lung capacity self-test tips: After farting, lower your head and inhale vigorously, and then observe whether the people around you smell any bad smell. If so, you should strengthen the exercise according to this method; If not, you are superhuman!

Report: You are sleeping in an incorrect position at this time. For the sake of your health, please wake up and go back to sleep ......Mobile phone real-time monitoring system.

Yes! You are so graceful and luxurious, with all kinds of charms, no wonder, everyone says you ......Bloated!

4. Other text messages.

Attention, look to your left first, then to your right. Beware of a psychopath who has just slipped out, and is characterized by looking around with his phone.

Notice: Tomorrow morning, there will be a leader inspection work, all colleagues please dress uniformly as required. Men: suit, tie, shorts, slippers; Women: Swimsuit trousers and leather shoes!

**Taiwan**: There are miniature ** from tonight to tomorrow morning**, for your safety, please wrap a quilt tonight, wear a toilet on your head, and put a straw in your nostrils to sleep under the bed.

Test you: What should I do if all the pigs in the world die overnight? (Hit a song title) - at least you"!

1. When you are a child, games are life, and when you grow up, life is a game; Childhood toys are friends, and when you grow up, friends are toys; Entertain yourself as a child, entertain people who read text messages when you grow up - you are rectified, punishment: happiness for a lifetime!

2. When I'm tired, I can snuggle in your arms; If you are hurt, you can lie on your shoulder and cry. From the moment I was born, I fell in love with you and could never be separated from you again, ah, my dear bed!

3. I've been friends with you for so long, I've been helped so much by you, you're so good, and I've never done anything for you, in order to repay you, when you become a cow or a horse in the next life, I will pull weeds for you to eat.

4. Sad! Stuck in another puzzle. I'm so worried that I don't want to eat these days. I said, "You can do me a favor." Let's see what this means: "Pig is good to study and come to the down." ”

5. The flowers are in full bloom because spring has arrived; The earth is on fire, because summer has come; The fallen leaves are scattered, because autumn has arrived; The snowflakes were flying, because winter was coming, and the pigs were all laughing because my text message came.

6. I can't let you obediently listen to my command, and I can't let your money fill your wallet, so I'll send a harassing text message. It turns out that 90% of people will return, and the remaining 10% will not return, commonly known as "dog ignorance"! [Funny SMS Collection].

7. The first time I saw you, I felt that you were a miraculous workman, rare in the sky, unparalleled on the earth, I was shocked by the heavens, others didn't believe it, and then they all believed it - one day when I was watching you, a voice came from the sky: "Canopy, the meal is ready, come back to Missy!"

8. No one can replace your position in my heart, no one can make me unforgettable like you, no one can be as charming and capable as you are invincible, I want to say that I love you very much, RMB!

9. In the spring, I think you think that the flowers are blooming, in the summer I think you think the sun is warm, in the autumn I think the fruits are ripe, in the winter I think you think the snowflakes are floating, after the text message is sent, I think: buddy, the money should be repaid!

If the ground is not cracked, the building does not fall, the toilet does not burst, and the passer-by does not run, I will walk into the palace of marriage with the person I love on January 4, 2013 (love you for a lifetime), this big day that is hard to find!

11. The long night was long and I didn't want to sleep, I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, and it turned out that you couldn't sleep, girl! Why not get out for a walk? Relax your breath, pay attention to the distant fog, and hand over the yellowing thoughts to the running water, see you in the toilet!

Don't miss you because of the change of seasons, don't forget you because of the passage of time. Are you okay at the zoo? Is the tiger still bullying you? Do the monkeys still laugh at you? Do wild boars still grab food from you? Are you still used to reading text messages with your small front paws?

You know that our friendship is full of rich meanings for me, I cry when you cry, I laugh when you laugh, you jump out of a tall building, I will not hesitate to poke my head out and shout: Wow! It's strange if you don't die!

That day I said, "You're a pig." You say, "I'm a pig." "So I'll call you "Pig Weird" from now on!Finally, one day, you couldn't bear to shout in front of everyone: "I'm not a pig!" ”

Dude, do you know why I was scolded that day? I saw that there was an underline under the words on the beautiful girl's chest, so I couldn't help but reach out and click on the spike.

God gave me a treasure pot and I can do whatever I want. I accidentally thought about you once, and it conjured up one of you. I can't stop thinking, it just doesn't stop changing. In the end, the house is full of you, and my wild friends are worried! How can I feed so many piglets?

Looking at the green smoke from the toilet from a distance, I saw how spectacular the toilet was, and I saw that there was no paper in my pocket.

The ant and the elephant got married, but within a few days the elephant died. The ant was very sad, crying, and scolding: Honey, why did you go ahead of me, I don't have to do anything else in this life, I'll bury you! Song Huai.

I miss the days in the countryside very much, you trotted happily in front of me, humming a little song, and the villagers praised you for being clean and beautiful! also praised me: come out to herd pigs at such a young age.

Someone saw you today, you are still so charming, wearing a plaid vest, walking slowly, looking detached and comfortable, really cute, I really don't know how you raced the rabbit back then.

What if I'm hungry? Let's have a hot pot shabu! What if I'm thirsty?

Go to the beach! What if I don't have the money? Find a fool to deceive!

What if you don't have the guts? Practice with bin Laden! If I want you, why do you do it?

Check it out at the pigsty!

1.Since you've read the text message. Prove you have eyes.

2.Since you have read the first article of Chi Shijing. I can see the first return to source two. That's proof that your hands can move.

3.Since you can read both of the above. Then you can see how to pronounce these (me. By. Suddenly. Remote. code source.

Please bring me the bottle of milk in your mother's house.

I heard that you were arrested, I am very strange, isn't it that you let out a fart while swimming, and floated up more than a dozen submarines, more than 20 divers, more than 30 dolphins, more than 40 whales, thousands of fish, and also destroyed the sea crabs, but the experts said that you are anti-biochemical **, and you want to correct the law on the spot, it's too exaggerated, hurry up and condemn them on Weibo.

Hello, I am from the Municipal Water Conservancy Bureau, for special reasons, your home.

1. Standing under the tall building, my heart was sad, my face was moist, and there was a bit of a salty taste, was it rain or tears? Look up at the sky ......, who's peeing upstairs on April Fool's Day.

2, I really want to leave this world with you and go to a secluded place with green mountains and clear waters. It was just me and you, and in front of us was a green meadow. When I'm fine, I lie on the grass and watch you graze tenderly! Happy April Fool's Day!

3. There used to be a sincere love, I didn't cherish it, and I regretted it when I lost it! If I could do it again, I would say to you: I love you. If I had to choose a confession time, I would have it be: April Fool's Day!

Green lotus leaves floating in the water Send a text message to the straw bale.

The straw bag looked at Chi Ding, took out his mobile phone, and he took out his mobile phone and looked down.

Finding out that you are a fool Knowing that you are a fool.

is still desperately pressing down, but the brain is smart and does not turn.