What jokes have you heard or come across because you don t know geography?

Updated on amusement 2024-04-20
5 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-08

    When I first arrived in Xiamen, my friends talked about a certain leader at dinner, saying that he had recently fallen into the lake. I wondered if the leader was too careless when he walked, and just wanted to ask how people were doing, but suddenly reacted that he had been "transferred" to the lake - there is a district in Xiamen called Huli District.

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-07

    There is a county-level administrative region in Inner Mongolia called Siziwangqi. In the past, there was a restaurant opposite my house with a sign that read "Four Kings Boiled Sheep". I was shocked when I saw it: "Who are these four sons, who can boil sheep with aqua king?!" ”

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    A few days ago, Gulei px**, the circle of friends was rumored that due to the northeast wind, Xiamen Zhangquan is in the northeast of Zhangpu, so the pot friends here must wear masks when they go out, and the doors and windows must be closed tightly, otherwise they will be poisoned. The northeast wind is terrible.

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    Yesterday, after flying back to the UK from Paris after a European tour, my friend got the ticket and shouted: "It only takes 15 minutes to fly from Paris to Bristol!" "It's still this friend of mine, who talked about Antarctica yesterday and said

    **To be acceptable, I'm afraid of meeting a polar bear or something, it feels quite dangerous.

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    Playing a game, I think I can understand what I said, so I didn't speak Mandarin, my teammates asked me if I was from Yunnan, I said I was from Guizhou, and he said that Guizhou didn't belong to Yunnan?

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