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The police also humorously hunted two policemen who went hunting, and they hid in the grass and waited for their prey to appear. Finally, a herd of elk appeared in front of me. A policeman suddenly jumped out of the bushes, fired a shot into the air, and shouted:

Don't move! Squat down with your head in your hands! We are the police!

Questioning A gentleman was taken to the police station for illegal driving. The gentleman said, "Listen, I never expected to be insulted here.

The policeman said, "Where has the gentleman always been insulted?" Impulsive young cop testified in court for his first case.

In this case, 24 pigs raised by the farmer were run over by a truck by a transport company. In order to emphasize the enormity of the damage, the young policeman said excitedly: "Think about it, 24 pigs!

24 heads! That's twice as many as the jury! Fans Unable to get a ticket, one fan climbed onto a telephone pole outside the stadium to watch the game.

Just as he was seeing the highlights, fans suddenly noticed a policeman walking towards him. He was about to come down when the policeman waved his hand and asked, "Did you score a goal?"

1:0, we lead. The fan replied.

Okay, so go ahead. Be careful, don't fall! The happy policeman said a few words and walked away.

Towards the end of the game, the police came up again and asked, "How much is it?" ” 1：

2. The away team won ......Before the fans finished speaking, the policeman's eyes widened and he roared: "Then you still have the heart to watch?" Hurry up and get me down and a fine of £10!

The fans hurriedly slipped down the telephone pole, and just halfway down, they heard thunderous cheers and gongs and drums in the stadium, and the police hurriedly said: "Hurry, hurry, hurry up, and see who scores again?" Superfan goes to a psychiatric clinic alone:

Doctor, prescribe me some medicine, I dream every night that a bunch of rats are playing football. The doctor said, "Try this medicine, three times a day, swallow it."

Shall I eat again tomorrow? Why? The patient said embarrassedly

Because tonight it's time for the rats to finalize......Yoyo and Qiuqiu walked into the KFC restaurant, and after asking for two drinks, the two of them took out sandwiches from their school bags and ate them "I'm sorry, this restaurant doesn't allow guests to eat their own food! A waiter came over and warned unhappily. Yoyo and Qiuqiu glanced at each other, shrugged helplessly, and exchanged sandwiches with each other.

A man raised a pig, so he wanted to throw it away, but the pig knew the way home, and threw it many times without success. One day, this person drove to abandon the pig, and that night he called his wife and asked, "Is the pig returned?"

His wife said, "Return." The man was very angry and yelled:

Hurry up and let it pick up **, I'm lost. ”

Hahaha

Listen to MC Xiaozhou's songs. Everyone has a book, you call it Paradise of Happiness, and I call it Jokes.

When a young man and a woman were dating in the park, the girl wanted to fart in particular, so she thought of a solution: Woman: Have you ever heard a cuckoo call?

M: I haven't heard of it. Female:

I'll teach you, cloth (fart sound) valley (sound from the mouth). After learning a few times, the time to put it has been played. Female:

Do you hear me? M: The fart was too loud to hear.

Personally, I think it's funny.

The structure of the story: the beginning is terrifying, the middle is hilarious, and the end is miserable. Contents: A ghost who farted and died ......

Two adventurers in the United States finally spent 20 years climbing Mount Everest. A said to B. Finally climbed on. Come and give me the flag and camera. I'll keep it as a souvenir. B said, "Didn't you hold it?"

Boy: Let's break up. Girl: Why did you want to break up, give me a reason. Boy: We're not suitable. Girl: Not suitable. Boy: We're not the right gender.

The bill for a night in a hotel was 800 yuan, and she complained that it was too expensive. The manager said it was a standard charge and the hotel had a pool, gym and wifi. The beauty said that she didn't use it at all, and the manager said that the hotel provided it, but you didn't use it yourself.

The female guest opened her purse and took out the money to pay the bill, but said that she would deduct the 700 yuan that the manager spent with her for the Spring Festival, and only took out 100 yuan. The manager exclaimed: How can I have?

Guest: I have it, but you don't need it.