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Anonymous users2024-02-07A: Do you have any hobbies?
B: It's nothing, it's just a hobby of playing chess.
A: Your dad also likes to play chess.
B: yes. A: No, I used to play chess with your father.
B: That's right. A: One time when the two of us were playing chess, I still had one soldier left, and your father still had one elephant left...
B: Isn't that a draw?
A: Yes, I also play chess, but your father doesn't do it, so he has to continue playing?
B: Huh?? So what's going on?
A: Hehe, your dad has an idea.
B: What's the idea?
A: Your father said, "Why don't we all cross the river?" ”
B: I haven't heard of it!
A: Then your father's elephant crossed the river, and my taxi crossed the river, and your father took his elephant like me, and I took my soldier and your father... Your dad is like me again, I am your dad again, your dad is like me, I am your dad, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, your dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, my dad is like me, I am your dad...
B: you!!
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Anonymous users2024-02-06Naughty teachers and students.
Teacher: Class.
Squad Leader: Stand up.
Student: Hello teacher.
Teacher: Hello students, please sit down, do you remember what we learned in the last class?
Student: Antonym.
Teacher: Shall we review it again?
Student: Okay. Teacher: I said long.
Student: We say short.
Teacher: I said false.
Student: We say true.
Teacher: I said slowly.
Student: We say hurry.
Teacher: I said "Energetic".
Student: We say lifeless.
Teacher: I said that thrift is glorious.
Student: We say it's shameful to be extravagant.
Teacher: Let's start a new lesson.
Student: (deliberately raising his voice) Can't take a new class right now.
Teacher: (a little annoyed) I don't say antonyms anymore.
Student: (deliberately teasing) We said we had to talk about antonyms.
Teacher: (angry) I told you to stop.
Student: (winning) We don't stop.
Teacher: (crashes) Stop.
Student: (naughty) Non-stop.
Teacher: I told you to stop talking.
Student: We have one more to say.
Teacher: Do you want to talk about the end of class?
Student: Aren't we going to talk about the end of class?
Teacher: (extremely sad) Oh my God, do you still want me to go to class?
Student: (Victorious) I don't want you to go to class.
Teacher: (speechless) Okay, I'm leaving.
Student: Teacher bye bye (Student A: Yay).
Teacher: (Suddenly remembers) Well, there you go on.
Student: (unfooled) Let's not talk about it.
Teacher: The class leader doesn't have to start and the students don't have to read together.
Squad Leader: I should get started.
Student: We should read together, too.
Teacher: (nods) Hmm.
Squad leader: From "Shepherd Boy".
Student: Tang Luyan, "Shepherd Boy".
The grass is spread across the field for six or seven miles, and the flute makes three or four sounds of the evening breeze.
After returning to eat and dusk, he did not take off his clothes and lay down in the moonlight.
Teacher: (smirks to himself) Hehe, I don't believe I can't cure you.
The bell rings at the end of class).
Teacher: (happily) Class.
Squad Leader: Stand up.
Student: Teacher rests (Student A: Really tall).
Teacher: The study committee members will take the notebook.
Student: (Fighting back) Don't accept the notebook from the study committee.
Teacher: Ah, I fainted (fainted on purpose).
Student: (stunned, anxiously regretful) Teacher, wake up, wake up, let's joke with you, Student B: Don't make noise, don't make noise, send it to the veterinarian station quickly.
Teacher: (jumping) What? Boy, can a person be sent to the vet station?
Teacher: I don't listen well in class, naughty ghost.
Student: (Obedient) Teacher, We're not naughty anymore.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Chen Peisi, Zhu Shimao, brother-in-law and brother-in-law, funny sketch "Super Girl", Tangshan college students watch this! Super funny Tangshan dialect sketch, sketch: Hanging the King of Heaven, the Great Soldier, the Patriotic Desperate Survival, the Great Soldier, the Patriotic Return of the Mobile Phone, the Great Soldier, the Patriotic Empire are all caused by the lottery, Northeastern University's original funny sketch "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", about the college student club.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Funny I don't know why I want to tell you when to get it.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03Sister Xi, it's crackling, what is it?
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Anonymous users2024-02-02Super thank you! Helped me a lot.
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Anonymous users2024-02-01Mother: "Baby, Mommy is busy, let's dry the clothes outside." Don't let anyone steal it, call me if there's something. ”
Baby: "Hmm".
A thief came and said to the child, "How old are you?" ”
Baby: "5 years old".
Thief: "What's your name?" ”
Baby: "My name is Xiaohu".
Thief: "Do you know me?" ”
Baby: "I don't know".
Thief: "Let's play together, my surname is teasing, I call you to play, you call me, call me." ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Thief: "Okay, that's great. ”
The thief took the clothes, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our coat." ”
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Mother: "It's so good-looking".
The thief took the pants, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our pants." ”
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Mother: "The kid." I'll beat you up in a while, don't scream if you look good."
The thief took away the quilt sheet, and Xiaobao shouted loudly: "Mom, he took our quilt sheet." ”
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
Mother: "The kid." If you are not honest, I will beat you. ”
The thief was gone, and the mother came out: "Where are our clothes?" ”
Baby: "Take it".
Mother: "Who?" ”
Baby: "Teasing you".
That's good!! You have to give points for passing the level!! Hey!
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Anonymous users2024-01-31Just be happy with yourself, whatever it is.
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Anonymous users2024-01-30I can't vomit quickly.
A: When others encounter fresh air, they always want to take a deep breath.
B: Take a breath of fresh air.
A: That's not the case with my second uncle.
B: What about him? A: I like to spit out quickly.
B: What are you talking about?
A: It has nothing to do with chatting.
B: Then how do you call a vomit fast?
A: Spit out the phlegm, and he will be happy.
B: It's so fast!
A: When he gets up early to go to work and pedals his bicycle, he can vomit from the door of his house to the gate of his work.
B: Spitting!
A: What do you think?
B: That's immoral!
A: How do you see that the cyclists all walk in a straight line, except for the cyclists behind my second uncle, they are like the snake - twisting and turning.
B: What's going on?
A: Do you still need to ask—I'm afraid that the spit stars will splash on my face.
B: That's not a good idea! Along the way, no one came out to take care of him?
A: In the words of old Beijing, he is ashamed; In the words of the office man, he has no spare time to take care of him; In the words of sanitation workers, it is called low quality; In the words of law enforcement officers, tell me not to run into him.
B: I didn't say he was good.
A: It's no coincidence that the book is not written, and that day, it really happened. My second uncle was vomiting and was shouted: "You come down for me!" ”
B: That's hard enough to accept. What about your second uncle?
A: Without saying a word, I obediently got out of the car.
B: I also feel that I am at a loss.
A: "Along the way, you are happy, can others stand it?" ”
B: (pretending to be the second uncle) "I was wrong! ”
A: "You just knew?" Would you rather be beaten or punished? ”
B: (strangely) Why do you still have a fight? (pretending to be the second uncle) "I accept the punishment." ”
A: "Admit the punishment and put this on." As he spoke, he handed over a mask.
B: "SARS is over. ”
A: "I'm afraid you'll spread the disease to others. Also, clean up all the phlegm you spit on. ”
B: "I'd better admit it!" ”
A: "Fight, I'll have to wait until you're done cleaning up." ”
B: Even the penalty and the beating!
A: "Besides, I can't beat you in front of so many people—I'll talk about it when I get home!" ”
B: Do you want to chase after your family? Who's so powerful?
A: You ask this person who is in charge of my second uncle?
B: Huh?? A: My grandfather!
B: What did I say?
Feng Gong and the herd of cattle "I was wrong".
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