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Because the cat mistook the mouse for a cat.

Kitten's Words Kittens live in human houses and live with humans every day.

One day he went out to play with a few wild friends, they were sparrows, rabbits and frogs.

Kittens always have something new to share with everyone.

People love to hear it tell interesting stories about human beings.

The kitten said: Do you know, last week the owners ate a dish called spicy rabbit head.

It is to fry the rabbit's head with chili pepper and peppercorns, which is super spicy. Super delicious!

The little rabbit covered its protruding rabbit teeth with his hands, and his red eyes were full of horror.

The kitten said that humans are afraid that sparrows will spread bird flu, so they prepare a lot of poison.

Prepare to poison the sparrows that come to the city.

The sparrow is just open.

Its beak does not know what to say for a long time.

The frog said let's say something else.

The kitten said, by the way, there is another dish in the restaurant of Spicy Rabbit Head.

It's called the Gluttonous Frog. The frog said. We frogs are beneficial insects and never gluttonous, but just eat some pests in the farmland to protect the dealer.

The kitten licked her lips and said with a retrospective taste. The dish is made of peeling frogs and stir-frying them with oil and kimchi.

If the fragrance doesn't work, I secretly ate one while the owner wasn't paying attention.

Haha so delicious.

The frog croaked loudly in terror and jumped into the river.

It's scary to turn around and yell at humans, and kittens are too scary.

Our amphibians are going extinct!

1. The cat chased the mouse to the edge of the hole, and the mouse got into the hole. After a while, a cricket came out of it. The cat shouted, "Stop! You think that after drinking ** tea, I won't recognize you! ”

2. (Planting mice) It is said that one day, a cat caught a mouse, and when he was about to eat it, the mouse hurriedly said to the cat: "Brother cat, don't worry, you see, the farmer uncle planted corn in the field and harvested a lot of corn in the autumn, and planted peanuts in the ground and harvested a lot of peanuts in the autumn, you plant me in the ground, and I will grow a lot of mice in the autumn." The cat listened to the mouse, and he planted the mouse in the field, and the mouse ran away.

3. (Cat speaks foreign language) Mother Mouse strode across the kitchen floor with a group of small mice, when a cat suddenly jumped out. The cat meowed: "Mio!

Mio! The mother of the mouse sedan also called back: "Mi woo!

Mio! The confused cat was gone, and the mother mouse said to her little mice, "You see, I'm not wrong!

I told you that it's always useful to learn an extra foreign language. ”

-My aunt gave Xiaohua a kitten, the kitten didn't die, it didn't run away, and Xiaohua didn't give it away, why didn't my aunt come to Xiaohua's house three months later and never see the kitten again? Answer: It has grown into a big cat.

I suggest you go to the post bar to find it.,That's the only way to help you.

1. Shhhh

2. You actually brought back an old and useless guy, and it wasn't me.

3. Love comes and goes quickly, only pork rolls are eternal.

4. Garfield is certainly not made for pork rolls, but pork rolls must be made for Garfield.

5. Odie, let's go eat ice cream, but you'll have to watch me eat it.

6. I should be polite to Odi. - Kick Indi) - I'm sorry, Odi? Now I do.

7. I can't let that chicken write after my name.

8. This hamburger tastes good, but not as good as the first eight.

9. Odi, let's go, let's go buy one or nine hamburgers for dinner.

10. It's not terrible to have a big belly, but it's terrible that there are no good things in your stomach.

11. With pasta, who will eat mice?

12. "Odie is shivering from the cold outside the window, it's pitiful. I can't bear to see him like this. No, can I sit idly by? I had to do something. Garfield closed the curtains.

13. You can let the kitten leave the patty, but you can't let the patty leave the kitten.

14. If you don't want to give someone something to eat, you have to make it think about something.

15. The trouble with chocolate is: you eat it and it's gone.

16. The cutest thing is a small table with pork rolls.

17. (deep ......Am I dreaming? ——Rush to your "bed" and lift the quilt ......I wasn't sleeping without me in ......the quilt

18. There are many things in this world that are more important than money, such as pasta.

19. It's great to have fun with this kind of exercise that doesn't make you gain weight.

20. People who fail are characterized by constantly failing. If you want to see his failures, he won't let you down.

The humorous funny sentences of cats are:

1. I like to raise a cat, if you really raise it, for yourself the cat is a baby, the cat can bring happiness to yourself, and give people to pay for careful cultivation.

2. Usually a troublemaker, and a good baby when feeding.

3. I may never have a cat in my life, because I think I am a cat, and it doesn't prevent me from liking it.

4. The kitten's bright eyes are like two small black bulbs, flashing and flashing.

5. There is a kitten, it is small, its eyes are bright, as if it is shining all the time, and the light emitted will make the owner feel its beauty at all times.

6. The little black cat's long tail is like a small whip, swaying from side to side.

7. If you have a cat for a long time, you will find that it will slowly become a cat's character. I like to be lazy and sleep.

8. When I got close to the kitten and looked closely, I suddenly found that the kitten's eyes were oval, and I was very surprised, because I used to always think that Kaihuai was the cat's eyes were round.

9. On a sunny afternoon, be a lazy cat. Let time pass and enjoy the slow life like a cat.

10. It is my pet and my friend, when it is always by my side, it is always by my side to accompany me to study and live.