What jokes have you made as a newbie?

When I went fishing as a novice, I didn't even know how to throw the sea rod, but I almost threw myself out of my clothes, and I was so embarrassed that there were so many people around me that I swore I would never fish again.

The first time I went to the gym to practice the treadmill, I didn't know how to use it, but I turned the treadmill directly to the maximum gear, and I had no choice but to stand on the treadmill at that time, so I could only run frantically, and shouted while running, did anyone save me? Has anyone helped me? A few people in the back are already laughing!

When I took the train for the first time, I bought a ticket with a friend, and then entered the station, passed the security check, checked the ticket or something, all followed my friends, knew that I got on the train, found a seat, and completed it successfully, but when I got off the train, I thought the ticket was useless, so I threw it on the train, and was stopped when I left the station, I didn't know that I had to check the ticket when I left the station, but it was a joke, and people checked the information before I released it.

I used to make a lot of jokes when I practiced the second branch as a novice driver, the second branch basically does not involve the accelerator, that is, the clutch and brakes, the car loosens the clutch and goes, and then I may be a little fast when I reverse the garage The coach asked me to step on the brakes, and I don't know what I was thinking about I took off the foot that stepped on the clutch and stepped on the brake, but the car retreated faster in the process of my foot down, and finally I got the car out of the garage.

I think the biggest joke I've ever made was when I practiced for the first time, because I was very scared of the car because of motion sickness, and I was very scared as soon as I got in the car. Then the coach probably didn't pay much attention when he said it, and then when it was my turn to practice, I stepped on the brakes and asked why the coach car didn't move.

I remember the first time I took the bus to my aunt's house when I was a child, I only knew which station to get off, but I didn't know to get off at **, and then at that time the bus did not have the kind of automatic station name, I specially sat next to the conductor, every stop, I asked him if he arrived, once or twice fine, and then I was embarrassed to ask.

It's not a novice or a new student, just a few days after the start of school when I repeated, one night self-study, the teacher came, I took the chemistry question to ask the teacher, the teacher took the workbook, thought for a few seconds, and then turned his head to look at me, and said to me with a little helplessness in the firm shot, I am a Chinese teacher. Suddenly, there was a pleasant laughter in the classroom, the sound was like a holiday, I was trying to find a hole to get into, no way, the floor was too hard, I could only twist and pinch to my place, like a girl. This ridge has been with me until the end of the college entrance examination with a black face.

The first time I rode the roller coaster, it was my friend who paid for me, I happily sat down with him, and then fastened my seat belt with great anticipation, and I smiled happily at my friend and said, I sat this for the first time, I felt so energetic, it should be fun. Of course, my friend nodded again and again, but he didn't understand. Who knew that as soon as I started the roller coaster, I was so scared that I opened my mouth wide and yelled, pulled with my hands, shouted for help, and didn't care about the image at all, I felt that my heart was in my throat, and I couldn't wait to stop quickly, and finally stopped, only to find that the Venus in front of me was a little unable to find the north, and I could only walk with my friends.

His face was pale. My friend was fine, just looking at me and giggling and saying, "Is it fun?"