What jokes has your mantra ever made for you?

Usually the mobile phone is always missing, I like to say "where is my mobile phone, my mobile phone is lost" one day I found that the mobile phone was missing, rummaging through the bag and all corners of the house, to no avail. Then he sat down on the ground depressedly, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, and gave everyone a **text message: I lost my mobile phone.

In my opinion, I used to have a mantra that was, why don't you go to heaven? Then someone replied to me, "You have already gone to heaven."

In public and he said, oh my God, loud noise. And then because you have your own emotions, and then all of a sudden you say it, and people are looking at you coldly, and then you feel embarrassed. Really, that's my mantra that brings me the biggest joke.

The joke I made about my mantra was probably my colleague who said it was only elementary school students, and then kept sarcastically saying that my mantra was that elementary school students didn't say it.

You especially like to talk about me, these words, but many of them don't understand, and sometimes they misunderstand, thinking that I am scolding them and making a lot of jokes.

In terms of my own personal mantra, I once shouted Daddy to the door when I opened the door, because it was my mantra.

I like to say "no" to whatever my brother says, and then once he tricked me to say, "Is Li Jian human?" I casually said, "No." Then I immediately reacted and said, "Li Jian is a god." ”

The mantra is sometimes misunderstood by others, and then you feel that it is difficult to get along with me, I think this is also a joke, but it is good to clear up the misunderstanding.

I remember once giving a speech on stage about my mantra, and my classmates laughed after I finished speaking, thinking it was too vulgar, but I don't think that my mantra needs to be proved by my own actions.

In the previous class, the teacher asked us what the mantra was, and many people laughed when I said it, but I still didn't think it was anything, after all, my mantra was used by myself.