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A friend asked, "Where's your girlfriend?" ā
A little bit of literature: The flowers that grow on cow dung turned out to be dandelions, and they flew away with the wind as soon as the wind blew.
Two forced points: Are you asking about my left hand?It's here.
Laugh at yourself: I'm reluctant to come to spend this year's Singles Day with you!
Original, hope o(oć
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If you want to use a humorous or witty way to address a friend's questions about your breakup, here are some examples:
1. "Hey, we decided to go our separate ways to find our own happiness, and it turned out that one person was happier, so we did. Each of them was happy. "
2. "Do you know that the kind of person who is passing through the days and the person who lives on a roller coaster can go down together? Well, we know now. "
3. "He liked cold ice cream, and I liked ice cream drizzled with hot chocolate sauce, so we split up and took what we needed. "
4. "After careful consideration, we found out that our love, like a TV series, needs an ending. And that ending wasn't what we wanted, so. We're done. "
5. "We decided to go our separate ways to find our own rainbows, and it turned out that our respective rainbows were too beautiful, so we just. Each of them is looking for a rainbow. "
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Summary. 1.You withdraw, I'll tell.
2.Okay, good together, good dispersed.
3.Don't go, okay? Run.
4.Is this a big adventure lost?
5.Okay, you go back and wait for the notification first.
6.Thank you, I've been waiting for this sentence for a long time
7.The sky is high and the birds will fly, I will let you go.
8.Bye-bye. The next one is more well-behaved.
9.You finally realize that you don't deserve me anymore?
10.Tiga is gone, and the sun has set.
11.Can you be ruthless? I'm afraid I'll not give up.
12.Wait, shall we? I haven't found a home yet.
13.What's going on today, even you have to break up with me.
14.My mother's dumplings are eight cents, wait for me to calculate
15.Split the pig's hand? Earlier, I'll buy another one.
16.Let's split our feet, I still have to use my hands to fight the king.
17.Okay, if you're happy, I'll not join in the fun.
18.Okay, I can finally be with your brother.
19.Why do you want to break up, I think it's more appropriate to divide the inheritance
20.What unit of measurement is used to calculate the lot, and it is divided into fair points.
Let's break up humor.
1.You withdraw and take the acres back, I'll say. 2.
Okay, good together, good dispersed. 3.Don't go, okay?
Run. 4.Is this a big adventure lost?
5.Okay, you go back and wait for the notification first. 6.
Thank you, I've been waiting for this sentence for a long time7.The sky is high and the birds will fly, I will let you go.
8.Bye-bye. The next one is more well-behaved.
9.You finally realize that you don't deserve me anymore? 10.
Tiga is gone, and the sun has set. 11.Can you be ruthless?
I'm afraid I'll not give up. 12.Wait, shall we?
I haven't found a home yet. 13.What's going on today, even you want to break up with me.
14.My mother's dumplings are eight cents, wait for me to calculate15.
Split the pig's hand? Earlier, I'll buy another one. 16.
Let's split our feet, I'll still use it to fight the king. 17.Okay, if you're happy, I'll not join in the fun.
18.Okay, I can finally be with your brother. 19.
Why do you want to break up, I think it's more appropriate to divide the inheritance20.What unit of measurement is used to calculate the lot, and it is divided into fair points.
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One, okay, I have no opinion.
Third, in the future, we must be well.
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