Meaningful healthy 20 word jokes

Someone ordered: "Stir-fry a plate of shredded potatoes, don't put potatoes!" I heard a man say:

I'm not going to read to you, I'm going to talk. "A: Hey, how do you write Sweden's Rui?

B: Swiss Switzerland. Once upon a time there was a big bad wolf, and he was big and gray.

A goes to B's house to eat fish, one big and one small, B eats the bigger one, A is furious, B asks what's wrong? A said:"If you eat the big fish, you won't if I am you.

So what would you do? I'll eat the smaller one first. ″"Isn't the little one still there? "

One day, the farmer went out to pick mushrooms. The chicks ran away. The duck said:

Chicken stew with mushrooms. The duck listened before he reacted.

The teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+1, which is equivalent to how many Xiao Ming said he didn't know, hehe, the teacher said that Xiao Ming went back to ask his parents, mother and sister, and when he got home, Xiao Ming saw his mother cooking and asked his mother 1+1. Mom talks about cucumber stew with mushrooms. Dad is playing a game and talking about Li Bai.

My sister was stepping on a cockroach and said she was dead. Tomorrow Xiao Ming will return to the classroom. The teacher asked Xiao Ming what 1+1 is?

Xiao Ming said that it was equivalent to cucumber stewed mushrooms, and the teacher asked who your father was? Xiao Ming said Li Bai, and the teacher asked Xiao Ming again, how did Li Bai die? Xiao Ming said that he was trampled to death by cockroaches.

One day, the fat girl's girlfriend went to a smart phone to weigh herself, and when she stood on the machine, suddenly the smart phone said: I'm sorry, please get on one by one.

One day, the teacher said that the bird was calling and changed it to a human-like sentence Xiao Ming: The bird called me a human.

Guilong went to the Fan Village Market to sell walnuts. Next to him was a date seller. The jujube seller's voice was clear and he shouted loudly:

Hey--- sell dates, sell dates, high-quality good dates: big dates with small pits, small dates without pits! After a while, a blanket of dates was snapped up.

When Gui Long saw it, he was very inspired, and he also stretched his voice and shouted loudly: "Hey--- sell walnuts, sell walnuts, big walnuts and small kernels, small walnuts have no kernels!" Although he shouted at the top of his voice, he could not win the buyer.

1. The woman's 'depreciation rate' is amazing, from the 'bride' to the 'old' woman, it only takes one night to judge.

2. The effect of contraception: if it is not successful, it will become a 'person'.

3. When looking at beautiful women on the street, a higher gaze is appreciation, and a lower gaze is a hooligan.

4. Money regards my branches as dung as the base soil, and I still regard money as dung! It's all dung, who's afraid of whom?

In addition to being long-term and not serious, I am very serious in everything I do!

Someone ordered: "Stir-fry a plate of shredded potatoes, don't put potatoes!" I heard a man say:

I'm not going to read to you, I'm going to talk. Lost spring"A: Hey, how do you write Sweden's Rui?

B: Rui of Rui Zhi Xiaoshi. Once upon a time there was a big bad wolf, and he was big and gray.

A pen it touched the steel and became a pen...

When I was in college, one of my classmates had just bought a mobile phone, applied for a mobile card, and called the 1860 artificial station to ask, and was excited for a while: "May I ask your ...... of the ground moving business."From the hands-free, we actually heard the operator say politely: "Our ground moves with business ......."The whole dormitory burst into laughter!

My hobbies are divided into dynamic and static, static is sleeping, and dynamic is turning over.