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Anonymous users2024-02-07Wo Chun |I'm stupid
Dark plum ghostly flower, |I have no culture.
Lying on the branch and hating the bottom, |I have a very low IQ, and I feel like water in the distanceIf you want to ask me who I am, it is easy to pass through the spring green. |A big stupid donkey.
The shore is green, |I am a donkey, and the shore is like a transparent green, |I am a donkey, and the shore seems to be green. |I'm a stupid donkey.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06An ant saw an elephant on the road, and the ant burrowed into the dirt with only one leg exposed.
The little rabbit saw it and asked puzzledly, "Why are your legs exposed?" The ant said, "Shhh Don't make a sound, Lao Tzu stumbles over it! ”
The next day, the rabbit saw the whole nest of ants hurrying away and asked why?
The ant replied, "Yesterday an elephant tripped and fell and was seriously injured by one of our brothers, and we donated blood to the elephant." ”
Not long after, when the rabbit saw that a large number of ants had returned, he asked what was the matter, and one of the ants said, "Oh, there is only one of them with the same blood type as the elephant, and it is enough to leave one of them there to draw blood." ”
On the third day, the rabbit came and asked the ants, "Is the elephant alive?" ”
The ant said helplessly: "I carried it back, but I didn't expect it to be too bad!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Come to a bottle of vodka.
In the Soviet Union, a man came to a tavern.
Man: "Bottle Volga."
Waiter: "10 rubles".
Man: "Last time I came it was 5 roubles, what?" ”
Waiter: "Volga 5 rubles, another 5 rubles for the party's revolution**".
The man reluctantly took out 10 rubles and handed them to the waiter, who immediately found him another 5 rubles.
Man: "Why did you find another 5 rubles?" ”
Waiter: "The wine is sold out".
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Anonymous users2024-02-04There are three little pigs, pig A's name is "who", pig B's name is "where", and pig C's name is "what". One day, Pig A and Pig B were standing at the doorway, and Pig C was on the roof. A wolf spotted them and wanted to eat them, so he rushed to pig A ......
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig A: That's right! Wolf: What?
Pig A: What's on the roof.
Wolf: I'm asking what is your name?
Pig A: Who am I called, what is on the roof.
The wolf asked Pig B again.
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig B: I am not who it is, who it is (pointing to Pig A).
Wolf: Do you know it?
Pig B: Yes. Wolf: Who is it?
Pig B: Yes.
Wolf: What? Pig B: What's on the roof.
Wolf: Where? Pig B: Where's me?
Wolf: Who? Pig B: Who is it? (pointing to pig A again).
Wolf: How do I know?
Pig B: Who are you looking for?
Wolf: What? Pig B: It's on the roof.
Wolf: Where? Pig B: It's me.
Wolf: Who? Pig B: I'm not who I am, who it is.
Wolf: Oh my God! Pig A Pig B: "Oh my God" is our dad.
Wolf: What, your father?
Pig B: No.
The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: "Why? ”
Pig ABC: You know our grandfather?
Wolf: What? Pig A: No, why our grandfather.
Wolf: Why?
Pig A: Yes! Wolf: What is it?
Pig A: No, it's "why".
Wolf: Who? Pig A: Who am I?
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig A: yes, who am I.
Wolf: What? Pig AB: It's on the roof.
In the end, the wolf committed suicide.
<> generally have low laughter, strong liver function, strong heart system, and outward appearance, honest or even dull or a little silly feeling. And people with weak heart systems, cautious and lacking courage, thinking deeply of scheming, most of them are thoughtful and vigilant everywhere and then react, so the laughter of the performance will be relatively high.
Because everyone likes to be better than others, then they will feel happy when they see others are not as good as themselves, in fact, this is self-comfort, telling themselves how many they have when others are not as good as themselves, there is a sense of superiority in the heart, and there is a kind of revenge that if you don't like a person, then it will be more vindictive than the previous one.
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Because the quality of some players is really low. For example, if no one dies in a subway station or other public place, it is like a dead mind.
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