Sketches about respecting teachers, and sketches about respecting teachers should be funny

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One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "What about me at night? ”

The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" ”

The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" ”

The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!" ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

Student: "It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”

Student: "The road is empty. ”

Teacher: "Young. ”

Student: "Old. ”

Teacher: "Stand." ”

Student: "Lie down".

Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "Wrong. ”

Student: "Correct. ”

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

Teacher: "I said it wrong. ”

Student: "We're right. ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: "We're smart. ”

Teacher: "Stop! ”

Student: "Go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”

The key is how to help it, it can be said that the bad classmate failed the exam and ran away from home, and then the classmate and teacher found him, and then the classmate knew that he was wrong, and thanked the teacher and classmate with excellent results.

Five Students Became Addicted to Smoking One day they were smoking in the toilet when they were seen by the dean, who told their homeroom teacher, who talked to the five of them the next day. Teacher:"Do you smoke?

Student :"Suck ......"Teacher:"Suck ......

You're glorious! Go home and call your parents!! "He was also violently beaten and demerited.

The student went back and said to the other four:"The teacher asked you if you smoked, but you didn't admit it, and they all said they didn't smoke, and I took care of it myself. After a while.

Teacher:"Do you smoke? "Student :

Do not suck. " "Let's have a french fries. "As he spoke, the teacher handed over the fries.

Students naturally extend their fingers to ......Teacher:"Do not suck. Go home and call your parents!

Teacher:"Do you smoke? "Student :

Do not suck. " "Let's have a french fries. "Student carefully takes the fries and is secretly grateful to Student B (fortunately, he was prepared).

Teacher:"Don't dip it in ketchup? "As soon as the student was careless, he dipped the sauce too much and began to flick ...... into the bowlTeacher:

Do not suck. Soot is very skillful, ......Call the parents! "Teacher:

Do you smoke? "Student :"Not ......Suck ......"(Students are already sweating after eating French fries, and they feel like they are walking on thin ice.)

Student :"Thank you ......Teacher:If it's okay, I'll go back first. "Teacher:

Don't you bring a root for your classmates to eat? "Student :"Thank you, teacher.

As he spoke, he put the fries to his ear ......Teacher:"Knowing what I'm supposed to say, don't call the parents yet"Teacher:"Do you smoke?

Student :"Do not suck. "(I finally put the fries in my pocket with peace of mind.......)The student turned around and wanted to leave, when the teacher suddenly shouted:"The headmaster is here!