Who has hilarious autoresponders? 5

Hello, the user you are calling is not in the service area.

Hmmm (keep saying um, well, will drive the other party to collapse).

Didi, are you sure you want to call to the moon, the call fee is 990 yuan per minute.

Sorry, the user you are calling is running naked [if the other party is still sending] Send Sorry, the user you are calling has run out of the signal area.

I am already on the moon, please use a mobile phone to contact.

And then what? Or ah? Or what?

For my own use: Your internet speed can't keep up with this friend's running speed!

If you have something, please put p, please tap the screen 3 times and resend this message!

Are you poor or not? Poor or not? Poor or not?

Someone else automatically replied um how to spoof:1. If you are a passerby, you should pass by.

2. You have the right to remain silent, but everything you say will be archived for record. You can ask the **server.

If you can't afford it, the network will assign one for you.

3. I really want to be hugged.

4. Come and get beaten.

5. I'm a little unhappy today, although it's not your fault for stopping the dust, can you apologize?

6. Despair. 7. Your little fairy.

8. If you bother me to do my homework again, I will play with you.

9, don't make trouble, I'm talking to Zhang Jie.

Broken sleep. 10. The baby went to shoot an advertisement.

1. Your baby is already asleep.

2. I didn't walk away, I didn't fall asleep, and I didn't die. I just didn't want to talk, I just wanted to hang like that.

3. Pickup pickup! Pikachu!

4. I'm sorry, what you sent is still garbled, can you send it again?

5. Do not disturb while sleeping.

6. Hello, the phone is out of battery and has been automatically offline Dididi.

7. A look of disgust.

8. Your little cutie is out of power, please kiss and charge.

9. Her Royal Highness the Princess's task is to be happy every day.

10. We have nothing to talk about except for love.

11. Some people are glamorous on the surface, but in fact, they secretly loosen their belts when eating.

12. Octopus balls, crispy corn.

13. Forced to open for business and give face.

14. Have you seen my girlfriend?

15, shhh, I'm going to secretly raise Zhang Manyue's milk powder, don't bother me, if you let him know that I want to raise your milk powder, I'll bite you, I bite people and it hurts.

16. Do you want to plant it in my hands?

17. I have already gone to an alien planet, and when I come back, I will bring you stars and a moon.

18, what is the duck? Cute duck!

1. Hi, I'm Angel's QQ, she's busy, and I don't pay attention to you.

2. I'm Blue Shark's dog, Blue Shark is not here now, he'll be back in a while, if you want, I can chat with you for a while!

3. Do you know what "bell-bell" is? "Dang Dang Dang" is ONLYYOU.

4. Banana, your big watermelon, tell me to bite you again! Click, click, click.

6. But if you want to buy me a tablet, I want tomato-flavored ones!

7. I am temporarily leaving due to irresistible factors, please be patient.

8. If I am not there, I am stir-frying, and someone tells me how to make braised pork trotters delicious, so I will reward him (her) for chatting with me for 3 minutes!

11. Due to the influence of the atmospheric ionosphere, the satellite connection with the user has been interrupted, please try again later.

Good afternoon, I have put together some auto-reply sentences for you, I hope it will help you. 1. Hello, I am an automatic reply, I can chat with you, but I will only say this sentence. 2, crooked, Qiangzi, mom is talking about it.

3. If you don't reply, you're eating chicken, and if you don't reply, you're being eaten by chicken. 4. I have read, I don't return, noble. 5. I'm going to eat, and I'll give you a soak.

6, Lao Tzu was tied up by DingTalk, if you want to see Lao Tzu, you have to give DingTalk the whole anti-drowning. 7. Hey, this is the Crab Burger King Restaurant in Bikini Beach, I'm frying the meatloaf in the Super Crab Burger, please find Squidward Brother Dudu Dudu if you have something. 8. Hello, our boss is saving the galaxy, and he will come back after fighting the monsters, and you will see you in a while!

9. Hello, our boss has gone to the universe to pick stars, if there is anything I can help you tell her, but you have to invite me to eat potato chips first, I want tomato flavor! 10. The other party is running naked and has run out of the service area.

Happy New Year's Day to you in advance!

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