Who has the funniest jokes? Except for colored ones! ）

I said, "You're a pig." You say, "I'm a pig." From then on, I called you "pig weird", and finally one day you couldn't stand it anymore and shouted at me in public: "I'm not a pig weird." ”

We are the flowers of the motherland, and the flowers are all big.

The hidden content is: Japanese people are also people.

What Yuan Ting said was, I believe in love.

Three rats taste American, Japanese, and Chinese wines! After drinking American wine, the bright book took three steps and poured! The other drank Japanese sake and took two steps and poured!

After the last one drank the Chinese Erguotou, he picked up a kitchen knife and shouted, "Damn! What about cats?

Toilet at school, old-fashioned squatting pit. When I stood up, the phone grunted down, and I hurriedly looked down: fortunately, it was not very low on the pit.

I leaned over and was about to pick it up when suddenly a text message came, buzzing ......The phone slid down the pit with a flip of vibration, leaving behind a string of bubbles floating at the bottom of the pit! I don't want my phone, I just want to know who the sent that text message?! ”

Guo Degang: Koreans are amazing, they all say that Confucius is Korean, Sakyamuni is Korean, and Sun Wukong is Korean. Yu Qian:

What is at stake? Guo Degang: Isn't it, he also said that acupuncture was invented by Koreans, and the four major inventions were invented by Koreans.

Yu Qian: Then the Chinese didn't invent something? Guo Degang:

The Chinese invented the Koreans.

The two husbands and wives quarreled, and when they were tired of arguing, the man said: "Forget it, I can't win you if you have a mouth above and a mouth below!" The woman arrived: "Then you don't say anything about holding a microphone in Li Mumian, where else do you want to hang two stereos!" ”

Why does a bean fly? Because that's a magic bean! Why does a rabbit fly? Because it eats magic beans! Why does an eagle fly? Because eagles are meant to fly! It's better to dictate this question.

It is said that Dong Zhuo invited Lu Bu and several other generals to the banquet, and asked Minchan to accompany him. He had already applied ink to Minkchan's chest beforehand.

During the banquet, Dong Zhuo deliberately blew out the candle. When he lit the candle, the generals were indeed full of black ink. Wei Lu Bu's hands are still clean. Zhuo Daxi: "Lu Bu loves generals, is upright and not lustful, give him a glass of wine!" ”

Lu Bu smiled, revealing his black teeth.

A classmate went to the bookstore to buy books, and he asked the boss if he sold Liu Bei's books? Uncle Liu Huang

On the wedding night, it ushered in another big test in more than 20 years.

A newlywed couple entered the cave room, and the husband said, "I have studied hard for ten years, and now I am going to enter the examination room, this is a big test!" ”

The wife immediately took off her clothes and said with a smile, "Please admit the candidates." ”

The husband finished quickly and got up to go to the bathroom.

The wife immediately took her husband's hand and said gently: "Don't run, you will fail the exam, and I will give you a chance to make up the exam." ”

The phone has such software, and the next one will be fine.