Can anyone tell me a few jokes, I thank you

One day, a Chinese, an American, and one day himself, got lost in the desert, and the three of them walked and saw a magic lamp, rubbed the fairy and came out, and said:"I can grant three wishes to each of the three of you, now say what you want! The American said:

I want lots and lots of money, I want a very high status, I want to go back to my home. After hearing this, the fairy granted his wish. It was the turn of the Japanese, he said:

I want lots and lots of money, I want a very high status, and I want to go back to my home. The gods also granted his wish. It was the Chinese's turn.

He said:"Bring me a bottle of two pots. After drinking it, he said unsatisfied

You have a third wish, say it! But the man thought for a moment, and said:"I'm not happy with myself, so I'll call those two people back to me.!!

Continued: The three of them walked in the desert again, walked and met a magic lamp, rubbed the fairy and came out again, and then the American and the Japanese had a heart, and said to the Chinese:"Let's make a wish for you first!

But the man thought for a moment, and said:"Bring me a bottle of two pots. After drinking, he said:

And behold, the man said impatiently:"Okay, so much for us to drink, you!

Wedding Night M: This is my first ......

F: Me too ......

Chinese pumping not? Liu Neng: "Don't smoke, smoke that cough!"

It is good for you to stop, and going is the only way out. I love saving people, especially you rich people! If you hadn't been able to litter, I'd have thrown you out.

Brother is not a rag, and he can't let you shout at any time. Your shortness is lifelong, but my fat is temporary. I'm not a straw boat, don't hang a mosquito net on my hair and sleep naked in it, tease the mosquito, and kill it urgently.

The teacher said: There is no regret medicine in the world, only rat poison The biggest revenge for you is to live happier than you. Don't pressure me, that will be what motivates me to be your boss.

Every time you ask someone if they have eaten? In fact, he was dying of hunger.

The same table had a cold and didn't bring tissues. During class, keep sucking snot into your nose. Finally, the teacher who was struggling to write on the blackboard couldn't bear it anymore and shouted:

Enough", immediately, the class fell silent, and at this time, the teacher said angrily: "Who the hell eats noodles in class and is still so loud".

There was a person surnamed Cai, and he was taken away as he walked.

First calculate the total weight = 350 + 200 + 450 = 1000 (kg), so apples account for 350 1000 = 35%.

Oranges account for 450 1000 = 45%.

Bananas account for 200 1000 = 20%.

350÷（350＋ 450＋200）=

Then the result is expressed as a score and it is OK.