Can anyone give me a few bad jokes? The colder, the better! Thanks!

1. Once asked a myopic person how many degrees of glasses, he wanted to say 400 degrees, but it turned out to be 400 watts...

Second, once the uncle saw his sister-in-law rubbing Dabao, and suddenly shouted: "You are so good, you still need to protect Shubao?" ”

3. Xiao Ming went out and saw his uncle shopping for vegetables, so he said, "Old vegetables, where is your uncle?" Xiao Ming's uncle said, "This kid can't even speak." ”

Fourth, on a hot afternoon, there was a match that tickled, scratched, scratched, and then caught fire. So he went to the hospital to bandage it, and when he came out, it turned into a cotton swab.

Seventh, since I got neuropathy, the whole person has more energy.

I think these guys are pretty cold, what do you think?

A Chinese student was seriously injured in a traffic accident in the suburbs of the United States, and after the American traffic police arrived, he stepped forward and asked: "How are you?" "International students are fluent in answers:

fine，thank you！So the traffic police left, and the international students hung up...

The eggplant sneezed as he walked, and then said, oh, hey, someone is thinking about me again... When everyone takes pictures, they have to say eggplant.

There is a chicken in a box, why is it a duck? Answer: Because this is a variable (duck) presser.

Once upon a time there was a eunuch, and there was no ......... down there

Can anyone give me a few bad jokes? The colder, the better! Thanks!

The first bad joke in history An old monkey and a baby monkey are walking. The little monkey suddenly asked the old monkey. We are monkeys, why do we walk on two feet. The old monkey said. ( Points.) Go on. 、。

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

The PLA uncles crawled forward one by one, like green worms wriggling on the ground.

On a night when you can't reach your fingers, the tadpoles in the pond are basking in the sun!

My classmates probably wrote this: Once when I was sick, he tutored me rain or shine. It was pouring rain and thunder, and I thought he wasn't coming, but he came in the rain ......The next day he died of a high fever, and I will always miss this good friend.

Are these bad jokes? Not enough yet.

Anyway, once upon a time there was a person whose name was "cool". One day, for some reason, he died. Then his relatives at his grave a called:

"Ah! "Ah! There was a very gossipy scholar passing by, puzzled.

So he went over and asked, "By asking what happened?" I only heard a relative of "cool" say:

Cool "I'm dead!!

Have you ever heard the story of the big pig saying yes and the little pig saying no?

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >