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Anonymous users2024-02-08Routine: 1. I can make you forget that you are a pig. I'm not a pig either. You see, forget about it.
2. Are you a pig? I'm not a pig!
3. Do you have a good memory? What is one plus one? What is one plus two? What's the first question I ask you?
4. I'll tell you a story. There is a sea turtle.
I went to the dragon king to apply for a job, and the dragon king said that you must have a hundred pounds, but the turtle weighed that it was only ninety-nine pounds, and then the turtle went back and met two small shrimps, and the turtle asked the small shrimp to hide in their ears, and then went to weigh exactly one hundred pounds.
The dragon king asked the turtle, why did it grow a pound all of a sudden? At this time, two small shrimp came out, and the dragon king asked what you were doing in your ears, and the little shrimp said: I am telling a story to Wang Ba.
5. If there is a car with ten cows and twenty sheep on it, whose car does it belong to? Yes, if.
6. Once upon a time there was a chicken, a pig in front, a cow on the left, a donkey on the right, and what was in the back? is from, because there is a chicken "from before".
7. Nine knives.
Took one handful, how many are left? Eight. Daddy is here!
8. How do you make a pig say "I don't know"? I don't know.
9. What animals like to ask why? It's pigs. Why?
10. There were four people playing mahjong in the house, the police came, and the four of them ran away quickly, but why did the police catch another person in the house? Because the person who is beaten is called mahjong.
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Anonymous users2024-02-07One: A: Is the boy wearing nail polish a mother?
B: Mother. A: Hey, good daughter (good son)!
Two: A: Let me ask you a question. Are you my best friend?
B: Yes! A: I just heard that dogs are man's best friend, so I wanted to check it out
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