Whoever has a funny joke, a funny joke

This is a real thing that happened in the company: one day a strange man came to the company, he stood at the door with some hesitation, and attracted the attention of the front desk lady. The young lady stepped forward and smiled and asked, "Is there anything this gentleman needs help with?" ”

The man also smiled: "Hello! I'm looking for someone. ”

Iron-Blooded Community.

Who are you looking for? ”

Do you have a manager Bian here? ”

We have two managers here. Manager Xiao Bian has just gone out, and Manager Da Bian may be on the third floor. How old is the one you're looking for? ”

It's almost forty. ”

Oh, that's Da Bian. You can go to the third floor and ask. ”

Thank you. Iron-Blooded Community.

No. The man went up to the third floor, and there were a few people in the first office. When one of them saw him, he asked, "Who are you looking for?" ”

Hello! Is Manager Bian here? ”

Big or small? ”

Bigger. Da Bian is in the chairman's office on the sixth floor, oops, he can't get down for a while. If you're on business, you'd better leave it to his secretary. Is it convenient? ”

Iron-Blooded Community.

Convenient. Of course convenient. ”

The man stretched out his head to the other office and shouted, "Bian Mi! Da Bian Secret! ”

A young man came over in response, and the man introduced, "This is our secretary of Da Bian, just call him Bian Mi." ”

As soon as the man said what he meant, Bian Mi said: "The manager has explained this matter and said that you can go directly to the accounting department." Coincidentally, the person in charge of this happens to be the lover of Manager Da Bian, so you can go to the accounting department and ask who Mrs. Bian is. ”

Once upon a time. It was a long, long time ago. Before.

It is the past past. Once upon a time. It was a long, long time ago.

Before. It is the past past. Once upon a time.

It was a long, long time ago. Before. It is the past past.

Once upon a time. It was a long, long time ago. Before.

It is the past past. Once upon a time. It was a long, long time ago.

Before. It is the past past.

You go to the little sister's space log to find the most filthy 100 words to ensure that you laugh.

By the way, I helped to step on it.

Woman: "Why are you deceiving me, your father is obviously a boiler burner, but you say that you can manage more than 1,000 people." ”

Man: "That's right, more than 1,000 people drink boiling water." ”

I heard you were dying of thirst in the desert

At this time, a fairy floated in

Gives you a glass of bright red juice

You drink it all

Say out loud and have another cup

The fairy lowered her head embarrassedly: I'm sorry to wait for next month

The four-year-old boy kissed the three-year-old girl, and the girl said to the boy, "You kiss me, but you will be responsible for me." ”

The boy patted the girl on the shoulder maturely and said with a smile: "Don't worry, we are not children of one or two years old again!" ”

There is only a small one. White rabbit.

Go out and pick mushrooms.

Lost walking.

As I walked, I ran into a little black rabbit.

So I asked. Big Black Rabbit.

Can you tell me my way home.

Black Rabbit said. Okay, you let my brother be happy and happy.

My brother will tell you.

So the black rabbit gave the white rabbit *.

After the incident, Xiaobai. The rabbit then walked on his way home.

As a result, I got lost again.

Ran into a little gray rabbit.

So he asked again.

Big Black Rabbit. Can you tell me my way home?

Grey Rabbit said yes.

You make your brother happy. And. Lehe.

My brother will tell you.

Gray rabbit as a result. Give the little white rabbit *.

The little white rabbit returns home.

It didn't take long for a litter of white rabbits to rise.

Who knows what color that litter is?

Can't guess, right? Let my brother be happy and happy.

My brother will tell you.

A couple snuggled sweetly in the park, and when the man saw that the woman's hair was so soft, he couldn't help but sneak it, and the woman said delicately: "Alas! I hate it! ”

The man's heart itched even more when he heard this, so he snuck it again, and the woman said, "Well, don't!" ”

When the man heard this, his heart was about to fly, and he touched it again, and suddenly the woman stood up and said rudely: "Don't touch it!" My wigs are falling off!!

A couple went to visit relatives and saw that there was a crane at the relative's house, and the husband asked him curiously what he could hang, and the relative replied that he could hang anything, and the wife asked as soon as she heard it, so can you fish

Humorous jokes.

Little Peter proudly said to his friend, "My uncle is a priest, and everyone calls him a priest whom he respects." Paul Jr. said

My uncle was a bishop, and whoever spoke to him was called Your Excellency. Little Lacus was not convinced: "What's the big deal about this.

My uncle weighed 150 kilograms, and everyone shouted when they saw him: Oh! My God! ”※

A young black man was staying in a hotel and he was taking a shower that day. Suddenly there was a fire. The black youth rushed downstairs as fast as he could.

A firefighter saw it and said:"Damn, it's burned like this, and it's still running so fast. "

A person always farts at work, and his colleagues can't help but say: Can you not make a sound? Then I saw him sitting there shaking and shaking.

When a colleague asked him what he was doing, he replied, "I've vibrated now!"