Why do others always like to use Xiao Ming when telling jokes?

01 Xiao Ming was thrown down from the 13th floor, why is it okay?

A: Because Xiao Ming is a lunch box.

02 During the ten-year Anti-Japanese War, Xiao Ming was hungry, so he made dumplings stuffed with human flesh for breakfast. When he arrived at school, he opened the lunch box and found that there were 2 less dumplings, and he closed the lunch box and opened it again, and 2 ...... were missingThat's it, in the end, the dumplings are gone, Xiao Ming is very scared, where did the dumplings go?

A: The dumplings are stuck on the lid of the lunch box.

03 During the ten-year Anti-Japanese War, the people were struggling to make a living, but Wang Xiaoming lived a worry-free life, why?

A: Because Wang Xiaoming is a lunch box.

04 Wang Xiaoming was thrown down from the 13th floor, why is it okay?

Answer: Because Wang Xiaoming is Xiao Ming.

05 Wang Xiaoming was thrown from the 13th floor again, why?

A: Because there is no 14th floor.

06 An adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert, why did he come back safely?

A: Because Xiao Ming is a camel.

07 Later, this adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert again, why didn't he go back this time?

A: Because Xiao Ming was thrown down from the 13th floor and fell to his death.

08 Another adventurer took Xiao Ming to the desert and never returned, why?

A: Because Xiao Ming is a lunch box.

09 Xiao Ming is missing, no one can find him, why?

A: Because Xiao Ming was left in the desert.

10 Later, people learned that Xiao Ming was left in the desert, but only found a lunch box in the desert, but Xiao Ming was never found.

A: Because they don't know that Xiao Ming is a lunch box.

11 When people know the truth and no longer care about Xiao Ming, where should Xiao Ming go?

A: Jump from the 13th floor.

12 Xiao Ming is heartbroken, because he knows that he is a lunch box and he can't fall to his death if he jumps off a building, so how can he change his fate?

A: Turn into a camel and go to the desert with adventurers.

13 God fulfilled Xiao Ming's wish to become a camel, but Xiao Ming was still very sad, why?

A: Because he found out that he was thrown from the 13th floor and would fall to his death.

14 Finally, Xiao Ming was lonely and miserable, and he still couldn't escape the fate of being thrown to death. After his death, he made a wish to God that he would no longer be alone in the next life, that he would have many brothers and sisters, and that he wanted to escape the fate of being thrown from the 13th floor, ......Time passed, and a new reincarnation began, when Xiao Ming was reincarnated and opened his eyes again, he was excited, because God fulfilled his wish again, but at the moment he turned back, Xiao Ming was disheartened again, and sighed that creation made people. Why?

A: Because Xiao Ming found himself on the supermarket shelf, surrounded by lunch boxes ......

Pronouns for characters (mostly male children or teenagers) often appear in elementary school essays, math problems, and jokes. The name Xiao Ming is born with the temperament of a cold joke, so it has become the main character name in many jokes.

See for yourself. Hope!!!

Because in the early days, there were many names xx ming, or x ming x....So Xiao Ming has naturally become a nickname for many people.

It's not just Xiao Ming. And his friend: Xiaohua. Xiaoying. Wait a minute.

Because I'm used to it in math!

Because Xiao Ming understands why it's funny, but you stupid hat doesn't know.

Once, Dad took Xiao Ming out to play. When they came to the bridge, Dad said, "This is a spring stream."

As they continued walking, they saw a dog gnawing on a bone. Dad said, "It's called a dog gnawing bones."

They saw a big cow bullying a small calf. Dad said, "This is called a big cow bullying a little calf."

They were hungry and came to a restaurant. Dad had just drunk a glass of wine, and Xiao Ming shouted, "Dad is drinking spring water from the stream."

Xiao Ming cried and said, "The big cow bullies the little cow." ”

Classic Joke: Classic Joke: Eight-Nation Alliance One day, Xiao Ming came home crying, and his father asked him why he was crying?

Xiao Ming said that in history class today, the teacher asked him how the Eight-Nation Alliance came to China, and I said that I didn't bring it, and the teacher scolded me.

His father called the teacher: "Teacher, you blame Xiao Ming, although Xiao Ming is a little naughty, I assure you that the Eight-Nation Alliance is definitely not brought by him." ”

Teacher......?

One day, Xiao Ming's classmates said to him, "Xiao Ming, you look like a kite." Xiao Ming ran out of the classroom crying and crying, crying and crying... And he flew.

One day, Xiao Ming's classmates said to him: Xiao Ming, you look like Lipton milk tea. Xiao Ming ran out of the classroom while crying and sadly, and accidentally fell into the river, and in an instant, the river turned red...

One day, a classmate said that Xiao Ming's head looked like a brick, and Xiao Ming asked when he got home"Mom, my avatar doesn't look like a brick, huh? "Mom didn't want to hurt his pride, so she said:

Go to the well and take care of it yourself. "Xiao Ming made a stop at the well. The man in the well said:

Above. Don't throw bricks into the well!

Xiao Ming owes 200,000 yuan to the underground bank, Xiao Ming begged him for a few more days, and the people in the money bank said: You must pay it back tomorrow, otherwise it will ......, chop off 2 fingers;

The day after tomorrow ......, in chopping 4 pieces; Words on the 3rd day......

Xiao Ming: Don't you have to pay it back?

Money Man: No, you're going to be Tinker Bell.

Xiao Ming, Xiao Ming's father and Xiao Ming's father went out fishing, and his grandfather didn't move after falling for a while, Xiao Ming said to his father: Look, your father is like an S pen. Dad was anxious and scolded: Your dad is just like an S pen!

All roads lead to Rome.

Xiao Ming sleeps in class. The teacher woke him up: "What would you do if you got lost in the wild?" Xiao Ming rubbed his eyes: "All roads lead to Rome: just find a small road to Rome, and then take a plane home." ”

I've known you since elementary school! Xiao Ming, how are you?

Basically, I can't, but now *hh88k,* can still go up.

There could be many reasons why Ming is humorous, and here are some possible explanations:

1.Flexible and witty thinking: Xiao Ming may have a different way of thinking than ordinary people, and can quickly associate different things, so as to produce new and interesting ideas.

2.Good at discovering the fun in life: Xiao Ming may have a keen sense of observation, able to find the seemingly ordinary fun in life, and then skillfully express it in words or actions to resonate with others.

3.Approachable Personality: Xiao Ming may be a cheerful and approachable person, and his sense of humor also makes people feel light-hearted and without any pressure.

4.Multi-faceted knowledge: Ming may have a wide range of knowledge, and can draw inspiration from areas that don't miss the same level, resulting in interesting humor.

To sum up, Xiao Ming's humor may be due to the combined effect of many factors such as flexible thinking, keen observation, cheerful personality, and extensive knowledge reserves.

Xiao Ming's humor is mainly reflected in his ability to use some clever words and behaviors to arouse people's laughter and joy. He often uses some playful language and ridicule to break the dull atmosphere and make people feel relaxed and happy. For example, when Dafeng gathers among friends, he will use some humorous topics to adjust the atmosphere and make everyone feel happy.

In addition, he will imitate the language and movements of some characters or animals to imitate the laughter and joy of his brother. In conclusion, Xiao Ming's humor comes from his talent and keen observation, as well as his love of life and optimistic attitude. Keystroke.

I think Xiao Ming is very humorous, because Xiao Ming always makes people laugh when he speaks, if you are not happy, he can also make you laugh, for example, if he looks at you a little unpleasantly, he will use his hand to scrape Wu Wu to scrape your grandson and touch his nose and say oh, what's wrong? And then the action is also very humorous, and the expression is also funny, so it makes people laugh and have fun.

There may be different answers to the question of what he thinks Xiao Ming is humorous about. I think the reason for Xiao Ming's humor may be his humorous speech, or his keen observation and flexible thinking, which can catch laughter in conversation and bring joy to everyone in time. In addition, there is often a relaxed state behind Xiao Ming's humor, he is able to release stress and make himself and the people around him happy.

These are the characteristics of Xiao Ming's humor, and they are also the reasons why he makes a deep impression.

Xiao Ming is a very humorous child, and he is always able to express the idea of self-chain in some funny way. Here is a 500-word essay on Xiao Ming, I hope you like it.

Xiao Ming is a very funny child, he is always able to express his thoughts in some humorous ways. For example, once, when he was writing his homework, he suddenly found that his pen was out of oil. So he picked up the pen, blew a few breaths on the paper, and said:

In this way, you can write imposing words! ”

One day, the art teacher asked Xiao Ming, "What about your paintings?" ”

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, this is one of my paintings!" ”

Teacher: "What are you drawing?" ”

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, I drew a cow eating grass. ”

Teacher: "It's a blank piece of paper, but you haven't drawn it?" ”

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, the grass was eaten by the cows, so there was no grass on the painting." ”

Xiao Ming: "Teacher, the cow left after eating grass, so there is no cow on the painting."

Is Xiao Ming the third son!

1.Because he waited for the car for too long, Xiao Ming finally couldn't bear it, opened the car door like thunder, took out a long baseball bat from the car, and all the people waiting for the car on the road were frightened, only to see him scolding and walking to the front of the car, knocking a snail on the ground to pieces, knocking and scolding: I have endured you for a long time!

You've been following me since you hit the highway, and here, you've overtaken me! I can't bear it, I don't need to endure it anymore!

2.Xiao Ming likes to sell cute.,Finally, one day he wore a cute grass on his head.,Finally became a real little cute.。。。

It's funny to have this TV series.

Examples of jokes are as follows:

1. Xiao Ming: Did the teacher praise me at the parent-teacher meeting? Dad:

No, I haven't heard your name after listening to it for a long time. Xiao Ming: After reading the names of the students who were praised, did the teacher say wait?

Dad: Yes. Xiao Ming:

Then the good fight is to praise me, and I'm always waiting.

2. Teacher: "Students, what is the most important thing in people-to-people communication in the 21st century?" Xiao Ming: "Emoji." ”

3. Geography class. On the day, the teacher was talking about Spain, and Xiao Ming was sleeping below, so the socks woke him up and asked him: Where is Spain? Xiao Ming said: Teacher, in the mouth of the West Class.

4. One day, Xiao Ming was watching martial arts in class**. English teacher Wang asked, "You say."

What does eveningdress mean. Xiao Ming:Stand up and look at your tablemates

Tell Sun Xiang about the bird language. "At the same table:"Evening means evening, and dress means clothes.

Xiao Ming immediately replied: "Night clothes." ”