I am anxious to ask for the script of the June 1st Children s Day campus sketch

Two Little Birds (Title).

Characters: Xiaoqiang, Hunter, Bird Dingding, Bird Dongdong.

Environment: Under the big trees in the park.

Props: Various character headdresses, shotguns.

Narrator: The morning breeze blows, the sun shines, the red scarf floats on the chest, and the children are happy to go to school. (**"Let's talk about politeness from a young age", other students follow**.)

Sing. Xiaoqiang, bouncing and singing while appearing. ）

Qiang: It's really good weather, (look at the watch) Anyway, it's still early for school, so I'll go under the big tree and memorize ancient poems. (Sits under a big tree, closes your eyes, and starts shaking your head.)

Brain-shaking memorization poems. ）

Ding: (woken up by the sound of endorsement) Chirp, (stretching) Who got up so early? (Look under the tree) Dongdong, hurry up, look, there's a red scarf endorsing.

Listen, what a nice thing he memorizes.

Higashi: Yes, yes. Come, Tintin, let's carry it with him.

Narrator: The two birds are fascinated by their backs, but the hunter is looking for them.

Hunter: Ha, two stupid birds, see if I don't knock them down one by one. (With that, he raises his shotgun).

Narrator: (Bang, Tintin is injured.) ）

East: Tintin, Tintin......

Ding: Leave me alone, be careful of the hunters. (Dongdong, helplessly flew away.) ）

Ding: (to Xiaoqiang) Help me.

Qiang: (picks up Tintin) Don't be afraid, there is me.

Hunter: (finds the tree) Hey, kids, do you see an injured bird?

Strong: (nervous) No, no.

Hunter: Why are you blushing, are you lying?

Strong: Anyway, you can't hurt the bird.

Hunting: (finds Ding Ding hiding behind Xiaoqiang) Don't run! I've finally caught you! (Ready to catch).

Tintin used all his strength and flew up, and the hunter raised his gun. ）

Narrator: There is only a "bang" sound, and only a few Tintin feathers fall from the sky, and the hunter misses and Tintin escapes. So the hunter had no choice but to put it away and go. Strong.

Qiang looked at the big tree, Dongdong and Tintin flew away, and the happy song of the little bird could no longer be heard on the big tree.

Qiang: (Sing the first part of "Two Little Birds", and the other students sing the second part).

Grade 3 students are invited to understand the plot and character dialogues, and memorize the songs "Let's Be Polite from an Early Age" in Lesson 1 and "Two Little Birds" in Lesson 6 to prepare for class.

Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines.

Campus sketch characters: League secretary, Xiao Ai, Xiao Ling.

Scene: Classroom.

Two: Say it.

League Secretary: Do you listen?

Two: Listen!

Youth League Secretary: Really listen?

Duo: Really!

Youth League Secretary: Sure?

Two: Sure.

Youth League Secretary: No repentance?

Two: No repentance.

Youth League Secretary: Are you serious? Didn't lie to me?

Two: Do you want to talk about it?

League Secretary: Oh, I'm starting to say it! --What am I going to say?

The two fainted. Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script line group secretary: Ah!! That's right!

The two sat up. Youth League Secretary: I really forgot what I was going to say!

The two fainted again.

League Secretary: Okay, let's get back to the point, you can't get drunk and dream anymore! You must be self-reliant, self-volunteering, self, self, self... Rectify it and boycott Japanese products!

Xiaoling: What a mess this is!

League secretary: Xiaoling! Why do you sleep in class?

Xiaoling: I'm sleepy, so I'll sleep!

Youth League Secretary: Why don't you sleep in the dormitory?

Xiaoling: I want to too! But the teacher won't let me go!

League secretary: You can't sleep after class?

Xiaoling: I sleep after class!

Youth League Secretary: Then what do you do at night?

Xiaoling: What do you do at night?

League Secretary: Sleep! Campus sketch script: Funny and humorous cross talk sketch short script lines Xiaoling: We have the same habits!

League Secretary: What do you do besides sleeping?

Xiaoling: Very important thing! --Dine!

Youth League Secretary: What about studying?

Xiaoling: I would like to ask this question too!

League Secretary: Classmates! Please have the right attitude! Why do you sleep all day long?

Xiaoling: Yes!

League Secretary: Can't you sleep all night?

Xiaoling fainted. Ai: Hahaha!

League Secretary: Xiao Ai, why do you always play games?

Xiao Ai: Psychological needs!

League Secretary: What's so interesting about the game? Just have fun in your spare time! I look down on you guys who play games the most, and I don't have any technical content at all! Tell your teacher that he is angry and the consequences are serious!

Youth League Secretary: Students, classmates, comrades, same

Duo: Just say it!

League Secretary: Same as what!

The two fainted. Youth League Secretary: Burn our youth!

Xiaoling: No matches!

Youth League Secretary: Work hard!

Xiao Ai: No strength!

League secretary: Come on, let's work together!

The two of them lay down: Alas!

Youth League Secretary: Cheer up, hurry up, let's ring the bell after class.

League Secretary: Let's eat!

Two: Yay!

One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

Student: "It's a bad day. ”

Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

Teacher: "Young. ”

Student: "Old. ”

Teacher: "Stand." ”

Student: "Lie down".

Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

Student: "We're smart. ”

Teacher: "Stop! ”

Student: "Go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”

Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”

.After that, the teacher angrily walked out of the classroom with the book in his arms.