It s almost Children s Day, and the teacher asked us to write a sketch script. It has to be funny.

Updated on society 2024-03-26
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  1. Anonymous users2024-02-07

    Script Title: Happy 61.

    Location: School.

    Characters: Coco (cute little girl), Xiao Yuan (naughty little boy), Gollum (magician of Elven Valley), Bumper (Gollum's helper).

    Coco: (Happy) Hi! Xiao Yuan!

    Xiao Yuan: (with a wicked smile) Hehe, Coco, you said that a pig was hit by a hunter, but the pig stood up, do you know why?

    Coco: (thinking) Hmm... I don't know.

    Xiao Yuan: (mischievous) Haha! The pig is thinking about it, too!

    Coco: (angry) Hmph! You lie! Won't play with you anymore!

    At this time, Gollum and his assistant bump into the ground.

    Gollum: (confused) This is **?

    Bumper: (Scan) Squeak Squeak... Master, this is the earth!

    Grunt: (Suddenly realized) I mean, the air is so unfresh!

    Coco: (surprised) Who are you?

    Gollum: I'm a magician from Elven Valley, my name is Gollum, and it's my assistant Bumper!

    Bumper: (mechanical sound) Hello! My name is Bumper!

    Xiao Yuan: What are you here for?

    Gollum: We heard that Earth is fun, so we came.

    Coco: (happy) Great! Today is Children's Day, let's have fun together!

    Gollum: Okay, okay!

    The four of them walked down the street, and gradually became a little thirsty.

    Coco: (tired) Oops, I'm so thirsty after walking for so long!

    Xiao Yuan: Yes! There's a drink shop in front, let's go in and have a drink. I'm in for a treat!

    The four of them walked into the beverage shop. Coco asked for a cup of milk tea, and Xiao Yuan asked for a cup of iced Coke.

    Coco: It's delicious! Grunt, bumper, why don't you drink it?

    Gollum: We don't drink this kind of stuff in Elven Valley! We only drink honey mixed with dew and honey! (After saying that, take out a small box).

    After everyone finished drinking, they walked out.

    Gollum: The sun is out! Have fun! A sister fell from the sky...

    Coco: (laughs) It's Sister Lin!

    Gollum: I'll give you a little hat! Kabuqi Bunno... A sock appeared)

    Coco and Xiao Yuan: (faints) It's a sock!

    Gollum: I'm sorry... I'm going to change this book for you! Kabuqi Bunno... A flower pot appeared).

    Coco & Yuan: (dumbfounded) Gollum, this is a flower pot!

    Gollum: Nonsense! Isn't this a washbasin? Don't think I haven't seen it!

    Coco & Xiao Yuan: (faints).

    From afar: Ding Zero... Ding Zero...

    Gollum: Not good! I'm going home!

    Coco and Xiao Yuan: I had a great time today! Thank you!

    Gollum: (Happy) You're welcome! Good bye!

    Coco and Xiao Yuan: Goodbye!

    Grunts and bumper disappear into the sky, and Coco and Xiao Yuan walk towards the end of the sunset...

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    The story of the toddler circle is that the one who went crazy right away.

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    One day, the teacher walked into the class, and the students stood up and shouted, "Good morning, teacher!" ”

    The teacher said indignantly, "Just good morning? What about my afternoon? Isn't it bad? ”

    Then the students shouted in unison: "Good afternoon, teacher!" ”

    The teacher said indignantly, "What about me at night? ”

    The students shouted in unison: "Teacher, it's okay at night!" ”

    The teacher nodded and said, "That's it, now shout again!" ”

    The students shouted in unison: "Good morning, good afternoon, good afternoon, good evening, teacher!" ”

    The teacher said, "Sit down!" Today we're going to review antonyms, and we're going to practice like this, and I'm going to say, you say the antonyms out loud. Start now. ”

    Teacher: "The weather is fine today. ”

    Student: "It's a bad day. ”

    Teacher: "It's sunny everywhere. ”

    Student: "It's cloudy everywhere. ”

    Teacher: "The road is crowded. ”

    Student: "The road is empty. ”

    Teacher: "Young. ”

    Student: "Old. ”

    Teacher: "Stand." ”

    Student: "Lie down".

    Teacher: "There was a young man standing on the road. ”

    Student: "There's an old man lying down on the road. ”

    Teacher: "I picked up a dollar." ”

    Student: "I lost a dollar." ”

    Teacher: "I picked up a dollar and gave it to the teacher." ”

    Student: "I lost a dollar and went to steal the teacher." ”

    Teacher: "Wrong, you can't say that!" ”

    Student: "That's right, that's what you should say!" ”

    Teacher: "Wrong. ”

    Student: "Correct. ”

    Teacher: "It's not okay, it's illegal!" ”

    Student: "That's okay, it's legal!" ”

    Teacher: "I said it wrong. ”

    Student: "We're right. ”

    Teacher: "Listen to the teacher, what the teacher said is correct!" ”

    Student: "Listen to us, what the teacher says is wrong!" ”

    Teacher: "You are stupid. ”

    Student: "We're smart. ”

    Teacher: "Stop! ”

    Student: "Go ahead!" ”

    Teacher: "Stop now!" Stop it! ”

    Student: "Let's move on now!" And more! ”

    Teacher: "You stupid pigs, I said stop!" ”

    Student: "We're all geniuses, we say go ahead!" ”

    Teacher: "Listen to the teacher!" ”

    Student: "Teacher listens to us!" ”

    Teacher: "Students have to listen to the teacher!" ”

    Student: "Teachers have to listen to students!" ”

    Teacher: "Now stop practicing!" ”

    Student: "Now let's get back to the practice!" ”

    Teacher: "Are you all endless?" ”

    Student: "We have a beginning and an end!" ”

    Teacher: "Then you stop!" Stupid pig! ”

    Student: "Then let's move on!" Talented! ”.After that, the teacher angrily hugged the book for a day.

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