What are some of the funny drunken behaviors of your friends around you?

The first time I went to my girlfriend's house, I came home and saw her mother put a bottle of Moutai on the table, and I was a little drumming in my heart, because I had a cold that day, and then her father came and said, young man, the first time I came, let's drink some, I said I had a little cold, her father offered a famous saying about the great northwest to persuade wine, just drink a little, wine cures all diseases, and then began to toast all kinds of food, within half an hour we drank a bottle of Moutai, I usually drink a good amount of wine, and seven or eight taels are no problem, after drinking the uncle is happy, just shouting to open a bottle, I said forget uncle, let's just do this, uncle ignored me and went to find wine, I chatted with her mother, her mother said that her aunt's child (that is, my object's brother) is my primary school classmate, we are talking, her father said, hey, young man, I turned my head and came out of a sentence, what's wrong brother, you say, after saying this, I am sober! Then the three of them started laughing, and I was trying to find a crack in the floor, and then her father opened a bottle of other wine, and we both collapsed after drinking, and he vomited in the living room, and I threw up in the toilet in the dark.

I have a friend who is a fat guy who is a fat guy who is cool and fat. One time we went to a nightclub and opened two stations. After three rounds of drinking, a group of Internet celebrities formed a group to rub the wine.

One of the girls said that she was a simple girl, she didn't like nightclubs, and she just wanted to get married and teach her husband and children. Our fat and fat friend got drunk, slapped his thigh and stood up and said, "Hey, hey, I want to get married too." It's better to choose a day than to hit the day, let's end it today, now, immediately, right now, and then wave to the waiter to open 5 bottles of champagne.

So, under everyone's drunken gaze, on the electronic music dance floor with the sound of elements, they hugged each other, worshiped the world, worshiped relatives and friends, and worshiped DJ three times, during which the buddies posted a circle of friends, Xiao**, and shared the good news of marriage with everyone 360 degrees without dead ends.

The first time I drank the fragments, I had known the male ticket for less than a month, and the relationship was confirmed on the ninth day. In my senior year, I did my graduation project, and the male ticket sent me to school. After dinner, I went to sit in the tavern, the male ticket drove without a drop of alcohol, I held the cat, two cocktails under my stomach, I began to float, the last impression before the fragment was, huh?

A little dizzy, walking in a straight line, I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk, and I said hello to the tavern owner. According to him, I dragged him to walk in the cold wind until midnight, probably to bask in the moon and absorb the essence of heaven and earth, I had to let him walk with me, and he didn't go back to the dormitory, he wanted to send me back, I pulled him to prevent him from calling my roommate, and then I fell asleep in the back seat of his car. After he woke me up, I followed him happily to the hotel, and he said that he was worried that I was making a fuss and struggling at the front desk, for fear that others would think that I had picked me up on the road.

I didn't expect my thief to cooperate with the thief to be happy, and when I entered the house, I took off my shoes and ran around barefoot.

When I was about 6 years old, there was a bonus on the lid of the beer, a dime or something, and you could redeem it with the lid of the beer. There was a bottle of beer in the cabinet of my grandmother's house, and I kept thinking about it, saying that they were not at home that day, I secretly pried open the lid of the beer bottle, and then I didn't win the lottery. Then my grandmother came back and said that the beer was not good if it ran away, and I took the trouble myself, and then I drank a bottle of beer with a 6-year-old child, and I was drunk at that time, and slept all afternoon, and my grandmother thought I was sick.

Generally not drunk, you know it in your heart. I remember drinking the most, when I drank too much at noon, and went to the theater to watch Huangmei Opera in the evening, the wine came up, and I went out to vomit for a long time, and my snot and tears came down. It's a shame that there is no one on the side, otherwise it will be a big mess.

It was a snowy Mid-Autumn Festival ......Bah! At Christmas, when my friend was drunk and unconscious, he was very excited to talk about ...... in front of a trash canEldest brother! Come and drink, why can't you do it, don't just open your mouth, come and fill it up for you!

We'll be together until dawn tonight!

Yes, some people are miserable after getting drunk, don't sleep, very excited, I have a colleague like this, a drunk, every time drunk, directly is gibberish, once we drank, when his wife was half of us drunk, he was almost drunk at that time, it can be said that he was slightly drunk, I didn't expect to say that I said all my private money, I didn't expect his wife to go home without saying a word, and he didn't care about him, after work the next day, He said what I said yesterday, my wife was too good to me this morning, and gave me three hundred pocket money, and we were silent.

1. My husband is drunk and has to come back and dance to show me. Then punish yourself for saying something unsightly. Lie there.

2. Last night, my husband drank too much. He went to the toilet in the middle of the night. When he got to the toilet door, he suddenly turned to the kitchen. I thought he was going to find something and he peed on the kitchen door.

3. My colleague bought a mobile phone that can face recognition and unlocking, and all kinds of blowing. As a result, we got drunk at the bar that night and broke my face. I had to call someone to take him to the hospital. Now the phone doesn't recognize him!

That's a lot of talking. If nothing else, let's talk about the recent past. At the last class reunion, several male classmates drank too much. Then when I got home, the WeChat group was still lively, and everyone was full of foreign appearances.

There is a classmate with deep pockets whoosing in the group to send red envelopes, and they are not very small. But he wasn't drunk enough to get confused, and he sent a total of five or six hundred countless times in one night. Seeing that he posted so much, I was embarrassed to rob it again after robbing it twice.

It is estimated that this guy will regret it the next day, after all, he usually picks one person so much.

There is also a male classmate, who may have really drunk a lot, crying at home, and I don't know why he is crying, and then he sent the ** with tears on his face to the group, which is good, a group of people can't coax it, the more they coax, the more they cry, and they cry directly. It's hilarious.

There is also a classmate who made a fool of himself, maybe he met his first love on campus at the party and felt a lot of emotion, he was drunk, and he was so excited that he didn't sleep all night when he got home, and he confessed back and forth in the group that he still loved others, and others didn't dare to interject. You must know that the husband of his first love female classmate is also in our group, and he is also a classmate, so I really don't know how these two people will face it later.

Not drunk. Because you can't drink more.

Once, with a group of friends KTV, among them there was someone who had a crush for a long time.

Whenever I drank alcohol, I had some allergies, and then offered to send me home.

When I got downstairs to my house, I couldn't help it, so I hugged him and kissed him through the wine.

Wine is intimidating. In an ordinary moment, given 100,000 guts, I would never dare to do this.

The madness of youth. It's over, it's gone.

As a current colleague, I drank too much red wine at our company's year-end dinner. After returning to the dormitory, he kept calling a female subordinate of him. This female subordinate had already resigned a few years ago.

There is another colleague who always likes to hug female colleagues after drinking.

As a woman, I rarely drink, basically never drunk, even if I get drunk, I basically fall asleep, but my husband is drunk like a child, always likes to talk endlessly, and even once always said that mine is not, and the next day I woke up and asked him that he didn't know anything.