I want to write an epitaph for myself, how should I write it?

1.One-bedroom, ask for a shared apartment, negotiable.

2.Small things summon spirits, big things dig graves.

3.I think I can salvage it!

4.Advertising space for rent.

5.Provide whipping service, 100 at a time!

6.In genetic recombination, please wait 20 years.

7.Single-handedly in Hades, ask for teamups!

8.Pastor, help me to resurrect it, thank you, coordinates

9.When you read the line clearly: Friend, you stepped on me.

10.Lao Tzu finally doesn't have to be afraid of ghosts!

11.Give me a smile, or do you want to give you a smile?

12.Shennong's epitaph: Damn! This grass is poisonous!

13.Fortune telling.

14.Escort chat, provide night door-to-door service.

15.Look, you're going to have this day too.

16.I used to be fat, but now I'm as skinny as all the people who lie down.

17.Finally, you can lose 80% of the water in your body and you can lose weight!

20.Thank you for visiting, and come back another day. Hehe.

21.Visitors please, no one pours tea, stand tired and lie down to chat together?

22.I really want to live another 500 years.

23.You're looking at me, I know. I'm looking at you, you don't know.

24.The housing problem has finally been solved.

25.Remember me! As you walked past me. As you are now, I have walked, and as I am now, you will follow. Remember, don't lose it!

Life is too short to be the first to be.

The epitaph I wrote to myself is as follows: In my not short life, I have always tried to live. I've dedicated my life to making my loved ones, friends, and myself happy, but forgive me, I can't get up now.

I'm not smart, but I'm definitely hardworking. I never complain that God has not given me the talent to envy, because there is a law in the world that stupid birds fly first, and diligence can make up for clumsiness, so I think it's fair. Since I was a child, although my academic performance has not achieved coveted brilliance, the fruits of my efforts will still be the envy of others.

So I have always believed that if you work hard, you will definitely get something. I'm not very expressive, but I'm definitely sincere. While good communication skills can lead to closer interpersonal relationships, sincerity will certainly make the relationship more harmonious and strong.

In this harmonious and strong relationship, I have lived a very happy life, thanks to all my family, friends and everyone around me. I don't contribute much, but I definitely know how to be grateful. Although I have not made any great contribution to the society in my ordinary life, I have always been grateful to the society in my heart, and based on my gratitude to the society, I have been silently abiding by my responsibilities and obligations and never slacking off.

There are no glories in my life, but there are no regrets. May the world be happy.