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Anonymous users2024-02-07Stewardess mm = angel?
Passenger: Flight attendant, mm, put my luggage on!
Flight Attendant: Sir, I'm sorry, I can't lift it by myself, okay together?
Passenger: Didn't you flight attendants say angels in the sky?!?Angels can't put it up yet?!
Flight attendant: Sir, your customer is God, God can't put it on, can I put it on the angel?!
For details, please refer to: gaoxiao 20090618
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Anonymous users2024-02-06Watch the animation, Prison Break Bunny can't kill you by laughing!
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Anonymous users2024-02-05Bad joke about rabbits.
1. A rabbit saw a farmer dozing off by a dead tree and asked, "Why are you sitting here instead of working in the fields?" ”
The farmer replied, "I'm waiting for you to hit this tree." ”
The rabbit laughed and said, "What age are we, I don't know if we all use GPS?!".”
2. Little granddaughter: "Grandma, why are rabbits' eyes red?" ”
Grandma: "Because it loves carrots!" ”
Little granddaughter: "But our rabbits are fed cabbage?" ”
Grandma: "Because you don't give it carrots, it's crying and red-eyed......."”
3. A rabbit said to his companion: "Now, I don't have to look at humans, humans should be angry with us." ”
The companion asked, "What do you mean by that?" ”
The rabbit replied, "You think, we all have three houses, and they can't even afford one!" ”
4. A rabbit went to a coffee shop and asked the boss, "Is there any cold coffee?" ”
The boss said, "No, how can there be cold coffee?" We've got hot coffee here! ”
The next day, the rabbit went again. The boss said, "No! ”
On the third day, it was still the same. The fourth, fifth, and sixth days are the same.
On the seventh day, the rabbit came again and asked, "Is there any cold coffee?" ”
The owner was unexpected: "Yes, there was cold coffee today!" ”
The rabbit was also relieved and said, "Really? Then trouble boss, you can heat it up for me! ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-04You can follow Cold Rabbit's space on QQ Space, which is full of it.
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Anonymous users2024-02-0320 rabbits ran away, and the story was over.
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Anonymous users2024-02-02There was a rabbit with a turnip. Jumping and jumping and dying- - said the classmate.
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Anonymous users2024-02-01There is a little wolf who has only eaten vegetarian food and does not eat meat since he was a child, and the wolf father and wolf mother are very anxious. One day, they saw the wolf chasing a rabbit, and they were very happy, and the son finally got his senses. But after the wolf caught the rabbit, he said, "Quick!" Hand over the carrots!
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Anonymous users2024-01-31I said LZ was a rabbit, and LZ got angry, and I just kicked LZ to death.
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