It s not April Fool s Day, why lie to me?

The world is very realistic, some reasons are unclear, and you have to learn to adapt when you are powerless to change. Self-abandonment can't solve the problem, why bother to self-harm like this, live happily, maybe that's what she wants to see, she wants to see you find a girlfriend and live happily again. In this way, she can also put her mind at ease.

I think since you love her so much, it's better to find out from her. Since you don't have any work now, why don't you really go to Japan and find out!

God, why this story!

I used to have a boyfriend, just like you.

I don't know whether to sympathize with a man like you or hate a man like you.

Don't hurt another woman just because someone has hurt you!

Hey, live well, big brother, don't spoil yourself for the sake of women, there are many things for women, do you have to be a woman to live.

No matter how sad she is, she is not a scorer, I don't think she loves you anymore, really.

Is there still a time to deceive?

Destiny is in your own hands, take it well.

Hello dear! April Fool's Day Whole Person Advanced Deception Routine Method 1: Wind Oil Essence is painted on the pen"Wind oil essence", not too much.

Then I went to call someone to help me sign, please help me write a xx word, and deliberately said that I forgot how to write. After he finished writing with this pen, a few fingers of his right hand naturally had wind oil essence. Then deliberately concerned said:

Yes! There's a big piece of in your right eye. He naturally rubbed his right eye with his right hand, and then ......April Fool's Day Whole Person Advanced Deception Routine Method 2:

If it happens to be April Fool's Day and work overtime at night, two people go to the middle of the higher floor at night, the later they leave, the better, and wait for the elevator, and when there are only one or two people in the elevator door, they will say to your blind friend: "This elevator has something pushing me, let's walk." It is estimated that the people in the elevator may be frightened and their faces turn blue, and if a friend adds a sentence of "yes, it's too hanging", the effect will be doubled.

April Fool's Day Whole Person Advanced Deception Routine Method 3: Set up the computer boot horror screen Many people don't know that the background picture displayed when the computer is turned on can be modified arbitrarily, you can pretend to borrow the computer with a friend, and then take advantage of his inattention, modify the boot screen to a horror screen, and then turn it off, and when he turns it on, he will be startled. Or you can set the boot screen to a blue screen and prompt him to shut down, you can write like this on **

An unknown virus appears in your system, in order to prevent hardware damage, please shut down as soon as possible. April Fool's Day Senior Deception Routine Method 4: Brother, come to smoke Do you have friends around you who like to smoke, so hurry up and make an April Fool's Day gift.

Take out the shredded tobacco of a cigarette carefully, be careful not to damage the cigarette paper, then add some chili pepper and tangerine, and then put the shredded tobacco to tidy up. Put this exclusive secret cigarette in a place he frequents, and then you can wait and see what happens, guaranteed to make you laugh and have a stomachache.

1. Applicable to life: 1. Prepare a strange flavor cola Buy a bottle of Coke, drink half of it, mix it with vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a strange flavor cola with normal color. When he met an acquaintance, he pretended to be drinking, and then generously handed over the "Coke", and the other party was unguarded, and drank it in a big gulp while thanking him, and then frowned, opened his mouth and vomited.

You can also concoct according to the law, such as pouring two pots of wine into mineral water, mixing some soapy water into beer, and so on. 2. Toothpaste sandwich cake Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open the two biscuits, remove the original filling, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good!). Squeeze an appropriate amount into the cake, the amount follows the individual's "eating" habits, and finally glues it to make it as realistic as possible.

You usually don't need to use it at all, just put it in plain sight

April Fool's Day Rules:

1.It is possible to lie, but the content of the lie must not involve the misfortune of others, let alone attack viciously;

2.You can have enough fun in the morning, but you should explain clearly in the afternoon to avoid misunderstandings;

3.It is said that the lie told on April Fool's Day will not be fulfilled in a year. So don't say anything like, "I'm off the list!" "I'm rich! ...... and so onIt's best to "Hu Ge broke up with me" and "Wang Sicong doesn't divide my family property".