The new version of the dialogue of the Three Kingdoms seeks funny dialogues about the Three Kingdoms

At first, Wei Yan advised Pang Tong to be careful, and Pang Tong said: If there are ambush soldiers, the birds on the mountain will be scared away. Wei Yan said that he would go first, and Pang Tong led the army in front.

When he arrived at Luofengpo, Pang Tong saw that there were people crowding on the hillside, so he asked the sergeant around him where this place was, and the sergeant said: Luofengpo, Pang Tong laughed and said: Luofengpo, my road name is Fengxiao, this is the place where God gave me a place to bury.

Then laughed, at this time Zhang Ren ordered the arrow to be released, and Pang Tong was killed by the arrow. Left a book with Liu Bei, saying: The death of the lord is a reason for the lord to attack Xichuan.

Liu Bei saw it and shouted: Return our military division. Then shout, the whole army and soldiers avenge the military division!

The soldiers shouted: Avenge the military division!

At first, Wei Yan advised Pang Tong to be careful, Pang Tong led the army in front, and Wei Yan in the back. When he arrived at Luofengpo, Pang Tong saw that there were people moving between the hillsides, so he asked the sergeant next to him where this place was, and the sergeant said: Luofengpo, Pang Tong smiled and said:

Luofengpo, my Dao name Fengxiao, this is the place where God gave me to bury me. Then laughed, at this time Zhang Ren ordered the arrow to be released, and Pang Tong was righteous. Leave a book with Liu Bei, saying:

The death of the unification was a reason for the Lord to earn a reason to attack Xichuan. Liu Bei saw it and shouted: Return me to the military.

I forgot the specifics, but in the new version of the Three Kingdoms, Pang Tong knew that they would ambush here, and he also planned to sacrifice his life to give Liu Bei a reason to attack Yizhou, and he had no intention of retreating.

Pang Tong said: "The name here is Luofengpo, I am called the day phoenix, it is not good for me, retreat quickly." As soon as the words fell, Zhang Ren ordered the archers to shoot arrows at Pang Tong, who was riding a white horse, and Pang Tong died under the indiscriminate arrows at the age of 36.

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[Words of the Three Kingdoms].

During the winter vacation, I read a book called "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", which is one of the four famous Sou novels in China. This is a children's color phonetic version.

"Romance of the Three Kingdoms" tells the story of the war between the three kingdoms of Wei, Shu and Wu after the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty. There are many heroes, such as Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Zhuge Liang, Zhao Yun, Cao Cao in Wei, Sun Quan in Wu, Zhou Yu and so on. There are also many very good stories, such as the Taoyuan Three Knots, the Grass Boat Borrowing Arrows, the Battle of Chibi, etc.

My favorite story is Asking Zhuge for Horses, and the characters in it are Cao Cao, Liu Biao, Liu Bei, Shan Zhang, and so on. Liu Bei offered a horse to Liu Biao, but Liu Biao heard from his subordinates that the horse would harm people. Liu Bei said to stop the boy:

If a man can control a horse, how can a horse harm a man? Later, Cai Mao and others wanted to kill Liu Bei, but this horse saved Liu Bei's life. After that, Mr. Shuijing, Sima Hui, said to Liu Bei:

Wolong, the phoenix chick is a genius in the world, please get one, and you can settle the country." Wolong is Zhuge Liang, so Liu Bei asked Zhuge Liang to come out of the mountain.

After reading the whole book, I still want to read it again, and when I am older, I want to watch the real version of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". Because I really enjoyed watching it, not only did I have a certain understanding of this history, but I could also learn and grow wisdom from each story.