Ask for a funny script of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms

You can just play the Q version of the Three Kingdoms!!

When Zhuge Liang borrowed arrows from the grass boat, Cao Cao was stupidly deceived of 100,000 arrows, and many people wanted to ask; Why didn't Cao Jun release the rocket in the first place? Let Zhuge Liang pick up this cheap!

Here's what people from all sides have to say about it;

1 The cost of using rockets in large quantities was too high, and sulfur smoke was a "high-tech product" at that time, and it was very expensive.

--Economist.

2 The use of rockets is not conducive to reuse, it will burn out when it is shot, and only half of it will be left when it is taken back, a typical "disposable" product.

--Environmental Expert.

3. The fire light exposes the firing point, which is easy to attract enemy firepower.

-- Modern military expert.

4 The use of rockets will increase the size of the arrow, increase the weight of the arrow, increase the air resistance, and greatly reduce the effective range.

--Aerodynamics specialist.

5 It was a foggy day, coupled with the strong wind and waves along the river, and the air humidity was too high, which affected the use of rockets

Meteorologist. 6 According to Cao Jun's report, fireproof coatings were commonly used on the warships of the Soochow Navy

Interior building materials dealer.

7 Archers are afraid of affecting the accuracy of shooting

Gamer. 8 The main general will not be able to fight the special "Fire Arrow".

Three Kingdoms player.

9 Cao's bow has no fire attribute on it

Diablo player.

10 Cao Jun's technology has not yet been upgraded, and he is still one level away from being able to use rockets

Warcraft players.

11 Do you need a reason not to use rockets? Do you need it? Don't need it? Do you need it?

Stephen chow. 12 If a rocket burns Soochow's ship, wouldn't it be too early to burn Chibi if it hits it?

My classmates. 13 Who is responsible for burning Zhuge Liang? How will I write the book after that?

Luo Guanzhong.

Dong Zhuo tested his loyalty Dong Zhuo suspected that some of his subordinates were disloyal, so he called a meeting with all his subordinates Diao Chan was also in the meeting Suddenly the lights went out The venue was chaotic In fact, this was only arranged by Dong Zhuo He painted a layer of black paint on Diao Chan's chest Afterwards, he made people turn on the lights I didn't think that everyone's hands were black Only Lu Bu's hands were not black Dong Zhuo smiled Only Lu Bu was loyal to me Lu Bu laughed when he heard it Dong Zhuo's face turned white all of a sudden... Guess what).

"Go to the wheat city", at that time, Guan Yu rode a red rabbit and jumped over 12 trips, why couldn't he jump 13, because the Guan knife was too heavy, more than 80 catties, usually Zhou Cang carried it, as long as the knife was thrown away, it was 82 catties lighter, didn't Guan Yu be able to escape? As for why you don't throw the knife away, that knife can gain +5 force points, that's what most games say.

Then you go to watch the QQ version of the Three Kingdoms, it's simply a spoof of the Three Kingdoms

There are many three kingdoms in the Q version. It's hilarious. Hehe.

This is Cao Cao-Chen Jianbin Zhuge Liang - Lu Yi Diao Chan - Chen Hao, Sun Shangxiang - Lin Xinru announced at the end of this month and early next month, the cast details will be announced, see the new Three Kingdoms, change the director, then the director does not need Chen.

Cao Cao is the youngest in my opinion.