A super hilarious joke about four people, because it has to be performed, so I hope it s not long or

Laugh until you cramp!!

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1.Two sailors encounter a storm on the sea, the ship capsizes, and they are stranded on a desert island.

The desert island was inhabited by a tribe of cannibals, who were quickly captured and escorted to the tribal leader.

The tribal leader exclaimed: You have only two choices. One, to die! Two, play jiji a hundred times!

After hearing this, A hurriedly said: I want to play jiji a hundred times!

A was taken to the bushes, and a heart-rending sound soon followed.

When B heard this voice, he felt that it must be painful, so he gritted his teeth and replied, "I will die!"

The tribal leader waved his hand: Pull down, play jiji to death!

Second:.. 2.Two sailors are stranded on a desert island after encountering storms and waves at sea, and are unfortunately captured by the cannibal tribe on the island.

Tribal Chief: If you do two things, I won't kill you!

A, B: Patriarch, please.

Patriarch: First things first, find a hundred of the same fruit on the island!

After hearing this, A and B hurried to look for it.

Soon, A returns, and he finds a hundred strawberries.

The tribal patriarch glanced at him and said, "The second thing, stuff all the fruits you find into the piyan!"

A was taken aback, but did so.

But just when he stuffed the ninety-ninth strawberry, he suddenly couldn't help laughing, and all the strawberries he had just stuffed into it squirted out!

In the end, the tribal patriarch killed him.

A's soul came to heaven and met the archangel.

The archangel was puzzled and asked: At that time, you were still one short of success, why are you laughing?

A smiled and said: At that time, I saw that B's stupid x, he came back with a hundred durians...

3。A man likes to sleep naked*. One day, he was sleeping naked* on the grass when a little girl picked mushrooms.

Little girls: one, two, three, four, five, five, five, five, five, five.

Soon, the little girl came home, and the man was very cool.

One day, the man slept naked* again, and at this time, a bear picking mushrooms came.

Bears: one, two, three, four, five, five, five, five, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

In the morning, I wore a very loose clothes to take the bus to school, two handsome guys gave me a seat, in order not to embarrass everyone, I sat down with my waist and touched my stomach, and asked the aunt next to me for a long time about parenting knowledge ......

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The scolder said: Don't come to this set, who will splash me with boiling water? I went to work this morning to catch the bus, and when I got to the platform, the bus had already started. So I chased and shouted:"Master, etc.

I, the master, wait for me.."

It was a passenger who poked his head out of the window and said to me"Wukong, don't chase it.

One day, the mother fly and the baby fly were eating poop.

The baby fly asked: Mommy, why do we eat poop every day?

Mother Fly: Can you not say such disgusting things while eating?

It's not funny, please forgive me.

The man turns off the lights for the man.

One day, Jiangsu Satellite TV came to work.

The job seeker is a man, standing in the middle of the stage, opposite a row of entrepreneurs who are turning off the lights, just like if you are not honest, do not disturb.

My mom happened to come over and asked me in surprise, "Are all men choosing men now?!" ”

Xiaobao asked his mother: Mom, how did people come about, and my mother said that it was a monkey, and Xiaobao said: O, no wonder there are so few monkeys now

M: Talk? F: No.

M: Why? F: Busy.

M: What are you busy with? F: Play.

M: What are you playing? F: Game.

M: What game? F: It's fun.

M: What's fun? F: Annoying.

M: Just talk to me if you're annoying? F:.

M: The ground is not clean! F: Damn.

M: Give you a shoulder! F: Looking for death.

Male: "Death" on page 961 of the dictionary Female: Dizzy.

M: I have anti-sickness medicine F: I took it.

Male: I don't get dizzy after taking the medicine Female: Big brother.

M: I recognize you as a sister F: Please.

Male: Bye, you don't have to take it off Female: I'm going crazy.

Male: I'll call 120 Female: You're a fairy.

M: Don't be superstitious F: Do you still let people live?

M: With me, you will live a more wonderful life F: 555

Male: Cigarettes are good, but they are harmful to your health Female: Die.

Male: I'm in an Internet café, I'm not dead Female: Please let me go Male: Okay, tell me my mobile phone number and I won't say it Female: Why do you want a number Male: Women's Day is coming.

M: What kind of flowers do you like? F: I like two kinds of flowers.

M: What are the two types? I give it to you! F: If you have money to spend, you can spend it!

M: You're so beautiful! F: How beautiful am I?

Male: Think of being beautiful Female: ...

I used to call ** to my boyfriend in their dormitory, but he didn't pick it up, and I was a little embarrassed, so I made up a name and said, "Is xx there?" "If you want to pretend to find the wrong person, it's over The other party hesitated for a moment and said:

Wait, I'll call you. I was so sick of food! Hurry up and hang up the ** in fright.

Later, when I asked my boyfriend, he said that a boy in the dormitory opposite them called me the name I made up.

Xiao Ming slept with his mother with a very interesting woman.

Xiao Ming's mother is a very interesting mother.

It's the kind of words that speak seriously.

That's a ghost farting and dying.

As long as you are sincere, everything is good.

“As long as I have money, I can marry anyone. Man: "Are you married to the safe in the bank?"

When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a pistol and a machine gun。My wife wanted to **, so she went horseback riding every day. As a result, the horse lost forty pounds in one month.

Actually, these are very funny jokes, but these are usually made up by everyone, and many things are not true。However, through a very short sentence, it produced a very hilarious effect, and it can be said that the person who made up these stories must have a lot of life experience, otherwise it is very easy to cause a situation of bad jokes. That will make the whole joke look very ordinary and not achieve the desired effect.

So in normal times, if we feel sad and sad, we can choose to watch these super short jokes, which will greatly alleviate our psychologyOf course, you can also choose to watch these little jokes when you are bored, because laughing often will make you look very young and energetic. Therefore, smiling often will make the surroundings look very sunny and feel very warm.

Of course, it's not about the length, it's about the warmth of people's hearts, and if it can play this role, no matter how short the joke is, it can be used。Of course, you must distinguish the occasion, and on some important occasions, do not tell these boring jokes, because it will have a very counterproductive and embarrassing effect. So for us, we have to pay attention to this aspect of things.

The bones of a child were found in Cao Cao's tomb, and experts say that Cao Cao was a child.

The Met Office the elephant to death.