Give me two jokes! Makes me feel funny! Give encouragement!

Come to a cold hunter with a gun to hit a rabbit, suddenly jumped out of a black bear, the hunter was knocked down before he could shoot, after half an hour the black bear still pounced on the hunter, the hunter wondered: what is going on? Suddenly, he saw a strip of cloth around the black bear's neck, which read:

Hug the bear.

On the bus, a young man gave an aunt a seat, so the aunt talked to him and asked: How old is the child? Youth: Twenty-three, the aunt said enviously: You are so young, you look like you are only in your early thirties, and the children are twenty-three!

Give me two jokes and I can lift the earth.

If the landlord laughs, I'll stilt the whole universe.

Hey, York, did this date work out? ”

Half the battle, so to speak. ”

What is the meaning? ”

This time I went, and she didn't. "Ahh ”

After nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, Tang monks and apprentices finally saw the Buddha and sought the true scriptures.

Rulai asked, "Do you have a USB flash drive?" ”

Tang Seng and apprentice: Rulai asked again: "What about the mobile hard drive?" ”

Tang monk and apprentice: Rulai continued to ask: ".

iPod can also be wow".

Tang Seng and apprentice: Rulai sighed: "Then you go back the same way, I will use QQ to pass it to you Tang Seng: Damn, I knew that adding your QQ would be over, why did Lao Tzu go so far."

Rulai responded hehehehe: "You think you want to add it, I often stealth drops!"

Finally, if you come to the sentence: Do you have a PSP?

Tang Seng: ...Rulai: How do you entertain such a long journey?

Tang Seng Master and Apprentice: Fight monsters and upgrade.

Follow-up: Tang Seng went back and added QQ

Upload data. Rulai: Why are you so slow, what kind of net are you?

Tang Seng: China Telecom...

Such as: Rely on. . . You'd better do it again.

A boat sinks, and a great white shark father and son find a lot of people struggling in the sea.

"Let's swim around them a few times now, with only one fin exposed, for them to see," Daddy Shark said. ”

After they swam a few laps like this, the father shark said, "Let's circle around them a few more times, and now we'll show all the fins for them to see." ”

After they swam a few laps, Daddy Shark finally said, "Now let's go and eat them all." ”

After eating, the shark son asked, "Daddy, why didn't we eat them in the first place?" I still have to swim around them. ”

Daddy Shark replied, "Didn't you notice that it tasted much better after scaring their poop out of the pee?" ”

One day, a group of electrical appliances were telling jokes together, and they agreed not to talk about the cold.

Everyone had to do what they just did again---

At this time, the rice cooker turned its head: refrigerator, can you not open your mouth so big and laugh when you laugh, it's so cold · Old joke, laugh again after listening to it).

There was a ghost who put a p and died.

Once upon a time there was a ghost who put a pit and then it died.