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A few years ago, I bought a mobile phone, because I was not allowed to open it, I took it away, and when I got home, there was a leftover text message in it, which was definitely refurbished. Go back to the boss and he said in **? I showed it to him, and he .....
Actually........ deletedThen he said with a righteous face, why didn't he see it.
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The first time I went to her house with my girlfriend, my girlfriend went to the kitchen with her mom, and I was chatting with her dad in the living room. Her dad asked me if I could play chess? I said yes! After finishing speaking, I began to place the chess pieces, and I found that there were few after I finished placing them, and the "rook" was ......Her dad looked at me and said, "Where's your car, boy?"
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When I was about to leave work on Friday afternoon, the leader asked me: Do you have something to do tomorrow? I felt bad at the first moment, it was to prepare for the rhythm that would make me work overtime tomorrow, so I said:
Tomorrow my classmate gets married, and I'm going to help. The leader said to me: Since you are so busy tomorrow, you should work overtime tonight and get the materials to be submitted by your superiors.
I'm so tired, I can't play leadership!
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My bedroom buddy said that his life goal is to wear sunglasses and drive a Lamborghini to the end of the world, and now he has completed the general goal, I asked how to do it with admiration, and he smiled slightly, "The sunglasses are finished."
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The first time I went to my girlfriend's house, the girl's mother asked very casually: Xiao Ming, how much is the parking fee in your community a month?
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One day after drinking in the dormitory, I played Truth or Dare, and asked me to call the person I liked** and say I miss you, and after I connected** and said, my roommate yelled that I wanted to sleep with you, so I hung up in a hurry**. The next day, I apologized and explained to you, but you said that you only heard me say that I missed you. "
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When I was a child, I cut the leather sofa with a knife and refused to admit it, and I resolutely refused to admit that I couldn't stand up when I was beaten. When my dad came back and saw the scratched sofa, he was surprised and asked, whose masterpiece is this? It's so beautiful, what do you use to draw it?
I raised my little hand anxiously, and I scratched it, with a knife.
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When I was young, I always liked to dress up and open my eyes, and when to give priority to the idea that I was always impulsive and immature. I remember when I was a child, the sixth grade came to the door of our fourth grade to play parallel bars, and the classmates in our class were crowded with nowhere to go, so I was provoked by the classmates to reason with them and was beaten.
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Once when I was taking the car home, a grandmother told me that she didn't lend me five yuan to take the car home, and I gave her 10 yuan for jujube at the time, but later I found out that she continued to ask others for money, which means that she is simply a stool lifter.
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When I was a child, my relatives would give me a lot of New Year's money when they came to my house, but my mother told me that she helped me keep it, and when I grew up, she would return it to me.
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Sometimes I say that friends chat with each other, and I wanted to tell him well, but in the end, for some reason, Hu Youyu was ** road, and when he played a game in the trousers, the little brother he met also set himself up.
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It's just one time I accidentally ran into a guy at the station, and then he said, then I got rid of Shengtan's things, and asked me to apologize to him, and I said that you lost me.
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Yes, didn't there be a very interesting stalk some time ago, others called me to say three times, three times no, and then asked me if you have a pig with a simple line, and then I naturally said no, I was stupid and inexplicably said the best ** road.
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During the winter vacation, my former junior high school colleague Xiang Scumxue always let me go out to play, but when I went out with the banquet, I saw that there was a couple, and the two of us watched them show affection all the way, and I felt that I was ** road.
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It's a game recharge.,It's the kind of page game that's popular now.,After some means, it's very different from the real recharge.。 After recharging, tens of millions of gold coins will be instantaneous, 100,000 ingots will be made in an instant, and gifts will be given. After charging dozens of yuan, it is said that it will be unlocked for 100 yuan; Recharge another 100 yuan, and you have to get 200 yuan after unlocking, and then there is no after.
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Because Qi Sen didn't want to go out, and then he and his boyfriend dug a pit for me to jump, he first told me if I wanted to go out, of course I didn't want to, and then he set a trap for me to jump in obediently.
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In fact, when I was in school, my girlfriend was the most on the road, because she especially likes to tease me, and I don't have a temper, and I like to be teased by her.
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After chatting with my father-in-law, he was able to fool us out of what we didn't agree to do, and I regretted it afterwards.
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A good friend who played said that her sister opened a beauty shop, and said a few times that she wanted me to go to her sister's store to wash her face, without spending a penny, and wash her face for free. I weighed it in my heart, and finally paid for the product. After I bought it and went home, I felt that it was not worth it, and then I realized that it was the best way.
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I had a boyfriend for some reason, and I still couldn't figure out what was going on when I was done.
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The beggars on the road looked miserable, and then I gave them a little money.
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It was the experience of meeting the wine trust that made me successfully fooled.
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When I went to the mobile phone store to buy a mobile phone, I was going to buy a new one, but then I bought a bad one.
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Sometimes what others say is just a lie, and they can trick me.
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When shopping, he was successfully "persuaded to surrender" by the merchant and bought the product according to his ideas - the one who regretted it when he returned home!
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On the train, I saw that many people were buying a kind of insole, and I didn't hesitate to buy a few pairs, and the insoles were all broken within a few days.
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There is a routine that is now widely known, but it was still little known at the time, at that time I wanted to borrow some money from my sister, it was the first time, I begged for a long time, and my sister finally said: "Do you want money?" I nodded frantically, "Then you just want to."
I feel like I've been beaten by an invisible hammer and I'm bloody, but I have no power to fight back, the whole person, I'm angry and have to hold back, I feel like my God, although I still haven't fought my sister's mouth, but I have at least learned to fight back against this routine,,, o(* o
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A drunkard went to apply for a job as a liquor warehouse manager of a company, and asked cautiously: "Do you usually drink?" The drunkard said:
I don't drink a single drop. The boss said, "Okay, you can come to work tomorrow."
In order to prevent the warehouse keeper from stealing alcohol, the boss sometimes tore off the labels of some bottled white vertical acres of liquor that were not in boxes, and warned the administrator: "These are expired distilled water, don't touch it." A few days later, the boss found that the bottles of liquor he had kept in the warehouse with their labels torn off were empty, so he asked the drunkard storekeeper:
Why is all this distilled water gone? The drunkard administrator said, "I've been thirsty all the time these days, and I thought it would be better for me to drink this expired distilled water, so I drank it."
The boss said distressedly, "Didn't you drink it?" "The ghost of Yu Xiaosen said:
No, I drank it like plain water. The boss asked again, "You don't."
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Q: Who beat you with a smile? Answer: The homeroom teacher outside the window.
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The workplace routine is deep, but you can't go back to the countryside. In fact, there are really a lot of routines and big holes in the workplace, and I have real feelings. For example, you obviously feel that the leader attaches great importance to you, you work hard, and you are desperately loyal to the leader, but you consider others when you are promoted or rewarded, and later you will tell you that you are still young and have a chance.
In addition, some leaders behave like their own brothers, you do all the dirty work and tiring work, as if promising not to treat you badly, but when you have the opportunity to be promoted but need him to speak, he shirks left and right. So there are really a lot of workplace pitfalls. Don't trust anyone, including the leader who makes you feel like you are valued, he may just want you to do the work.
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When I was in elementary school, my teacher always said in my ear: "If you don't lay a good foundation now, you won't be able to learn anything in the future, and you won't be able to get ahead." "At that time, I admired my teacher very much, and even though I didn't know anything at the time, I firmly believed that what the teacher said was absolutely right.
The whole elementary school took what the teacher said as a holy decree to complete, and after the junior high school was admitted to the ideal junior high school, the result was never looked back on the teacher's routine. When I got to junior high school, the teacher said, "You have to work hard and go to high school, if you are admitted to high school, it means that you have one foot in college!"
Ignorant, we feel that what the teacher said is still right. So I stayed up late in the third year of junior high school for a year until I was admitted to high school. And then it went on until I was in college.
When you get to the university, what about heaven? In addition to the lack of classes, I also have to get up early every day to go to class! I have to take an exam too!
You can't fail the exam! If you don't have a subject, you still have to take the certificate, and you may not be able to find a job if you have the certificate! At this time, I realized how deep the teacher's routine was, and it was over before I knew it.
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The leader said that if everyone disagrees with what I said, just put it forward. When a colleague suggested that the leader usually held too many meetings to occupy everyone's working time, the leader said, "I hold more meetings because you have not fulfilled the requirements I usually emphasize repeatedly!" If you do that, I won't have a meeting!!
Experience it for yourself.
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A friend who hasn't been in touch for three years, seeing that I posted a circle of friends who eat and drink, took the initiative to greet me and said that I have been mixing very well recently, and I said that **** is a colleague's treat. Did he say buy a house and a car? I said that I barely bought a house with a down payment last year, and the car has not been bought for the time being, but I am saving money to buy it at the end of the year, he said that I have no house or car, but recently I saw a second-hand house and plan to start, or don't buy your car first, lend me the money to buy a house, I said that I have to sell the small building I just bought in my hometown in the countryside, and then he ignored me.
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What I have seen is the people around me, the seniors of the peers, when others work hard, she will say, why work so hard, it is their business that children do not learn, we talk about it, always very negative about the will of others, speechless.
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The two colleagues in my unit had a very good relationship at the beginning and were inseparable, but after a period of time the relationship suddenly deteriorated, and even quarreled in public, the kind that never got along with each other, and since then they have not interacted, and they quarrel in public from time to time.
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I didn't encounter anything like this, but I was favored by others. That's a netizen of mine, male, at first I thought he was my classmate, but after chatting and chatting, I realized that he was not. Later, we talked a lot and found that we were quite close to each other.
Once, I wanted to open a store, but I was short of money, so I said in the group that I wanted to find someone to partner with to open it. When he found out, he asked me privately if I was having financial difficulties, and I said yes. He said that it is better not to find someone to partner, it is not necessary to open a small shop in partnership, it is easy to cause contradictions and it is difficult to do things.
He asked me how much worse I was, I said 10,000, he said he could lend me, I was surprised, he was not a rich man, we have never met, he actually took the initiative to lend me money, such a person is really hard to find with a lantern for me. A few days later, he really put the money on my account, so much so that my husband misunderstood whether he had ulterior motives for me. Later, I paid him back as soon as I opened the store with a little more money, and only in this way can I be worthy of his trust in me, and I will always remember his friendship.
For him to learn to skip class, it is all traces of youth.
Dad is my grandfather's youngest son, and then to me I am my grandfather's youngest grandson, since I was a child, I grew up with my grandparents, grandparents also love me the most, delicious food and drink are left for me, when I was twenty years old when I was working outside, I suddenly received uncles, uncles, aunts and parents** said that grandpa was not in good health and was hospitalized to detect stomach cancer, the doctor asked to arrange to go back to eat and drink well, said that I don't know how long I can live, the family asked the village doctor to hang a drip at home, so that we are not at home to go back to accompany grandpa, At that time, I was stunned, and hurriedly bought a ticket to go back, after half a month, my grandfather was not good, and before leaving, he held my hand and said that *** can't me, the biggest regret is that I didn't survive to my 80th birthday, he hopes to see my girlfriend on his 80th birthday, and let me give birth to a great-grandson to hug him. Grandpa, I miss you.
It was I who transferred the 300 yuan on my husband's Alipay, and then he kicked his nose and shouted at me to get out. >>>More
The most memorable thing I have experienced is that my grandmother died when I was young, but because I was far away, I didn't see the last side of my grandmother, I was not sensible when I was young, and I didn't know the pain of my relatives leaving.
When I was a child, I slept with my mother and sister in the main house, my dad slept in the opposite room (opened a small shop), not close or far, one day in the middle of the night in a daze I always heard the sound of the water, I told my mother that the water pipe was open, my mother thought that I was dreaming and didn't pay attention to me, I kept arguing that she couldn't get up, the water pipe was in the middle of the two houses, that is, in the yard, my mother opened the door and the water pipe was not opened, but I heard my father crying hysterically my mother, My mom hurried over and saw my dad lying on the ground pressing his leg in pain, and hurriedly hit ** to send my dad to the hospital, the joint problem was later cured, I think this may be the father-daughter heart, if it weren't for the inexplicable sound of the water pipe, then dad would have to be hit until dawn we will find out.