Tell me the funniest joke? Tell me what s the funniest joke you ve ever heard?

One spring breezy evening, a girl knocked on my door.

I asked her who she was, and she shook her head silently, but began to untie her clothes ......After that, she would come on time every Wednesday without saying a word.

A month later, the girl finally spoke: "Director X, can you give me a role?" ”

I pointed to the floor and said, "Director X's house is downstairs, dear!" ”

There was a pig with three nostrils, one of which was facing the computer.

The beginning is scary, the middle is hilarious, and the end is tragic: once upon a time there was a ghost who farted and died!

Last time, I said hello to my aunt: "Auntie, Taipan." ”

How much do you earn per year.

8 million. That's 800,000 a month.

Yes, this is the base salary.

Well, what are you doing?

Dreaming.

I don't know what kind of joke you're asking for. But I have to tell you: Just now a good friend of mine, Qin, then he asked me what love is? I patiently explained to him: Love is like poop, washed with water.

One of them told a joke, and then he died laughing.

Once upon a time, there was a guy who listened to the joke I told him and died.

One of the most ridiculous jokes, it's over.

1 But I stayed up all night and didn't even know what I was waiting for.

2 The world is very interesting, but it is I who is not interesting.

3 In this world, there will always be more people who see your jokes than you care.

4 What is written and deleted is the truth.

5 We went into the sea of night to salvage the lost stars.

6 When you have slept, I have slept again, and I have not heard this word of mine for a long time.

7 It is providential to meet, and it is lucky to possess. However, there is only providence, not luck.

8 Thou hast all the world in thy eyes, but not me.

9 It's good to keep the story for yourself, but if it's deep, it's not moving, and if it's shallow, no one will believe it.

10 As soon as the day dawns, all emotions will disappear, and I am waiting for the dawn.

11 Scattering is the norm in the world, and you and I are no exception.

12 Grow up two words, and the lonely one does not even have the side.

13 Most of the people in this world win by thin lovers.

14 What's the funniest joke you've ever heard? What I've heard is that I believe in love!

15 I eat fruit just to have some connection with flowers.

16 Remembering the old like a scavenger.

17 He who likes still likes it, but he "no more" has it.

18 May you always be happy, and that you will be free and easy after any choice.

19 A person who is quick to come out of his feelings is either unmoved or terrifyingly intellectual.

Finally, be my cat, be my cub, and only give me a flirtation.

There was a pair of corns who fell in love....

So they decided to get married....

On the day of the wedding....One corn can't find the other....

The corn asked the popcorn next to him: Have you seen our corn?

Popcorn: Honey, people are wearing wedding dresses.

120.** Lessons.

The teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hua: "Do you understand?" ”

Xiaohua: "Yes".

Xiao Ming: "Then do you know what the teacher is playing?" ”

Xiaohua: Piano. ”

A Chinese teacher with a strong dialect read the ancient poem "Wo Chun" to the students, and the Chinese teacher read it aloud as follows;

Lying in the spring dark plum smells of flowers, lying on the branches and hates the bottom. Hearing who lies in the distance, it is easy to penetrate the spring green.

The shore is green, the shore is green, and the shore is like.

Translucent green. The teacher asked the students to dictate it, and one student wrote;

I have no culture, I have a very low IQ, and if you want to ask me who I am, a big stupid donkey.

I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey, I'm a stupid donkey.