Jokes about patriotism, humorous little jokes about patriotism and love for the party

There were three mosquitoes showing off their flying skills, stinky farts for a long time, noisy faces and red ears, and they couldn't tell the winner, so they decided to "show" a section of their own.

The first thing the British mosquito was to see it fly to a frog, circle around it a few times, and when it came back, it saw a slipknot on the frog's tongue, and he proudly said: "Tell you!" In my hometown, if I didn't have this ability, it would be doomed soon!

The American mosquito sneered twice: Hmph! Carving insect skills, not enough to worry about teeth!!

So he flew to the two frogs, and went back and forth between them several times, and when he came back, the tongues of the two frogs formed a dead knot, and he said in a stinky voice: Huh! In my hometown, this is the way to survive!

The Chinese mosquito replied disdainfully: Just kidding! In our hometown, I have never seen such a bad technology!

British and American mosquitoes were very unconvinced and said: Talk about this!? How capable do you think you are??

So, the Chinese mosquitoes flew to a group of frogs, shuttled through it several times, and when they came back, they saw the frogs' tongues pinched together, and they became a..."Chinese knot" ..

A group of patriotic young people boycotted Carrefour's return, and they were still unsatisfied, when they suddenly saw a suspected French flag enjoying the cool on the side of the street, and immediately rushed forward to flatten it.

The national flag shouted: Wronged, even the Dutch flag......!

The patriotic young man angrily reprimanded: Damn, I thought I wouldn't recognize you if I lay on the ground and pretend to be dead! ......#

Someone, sleeping at night, said in his sleep: "I finally landed on the moon!! China (中国)"Like a patriot...

A little girl wrote in her diary: When I was at home, my belly (gall) was very small, and after I came here, with the help of my boyfriend, my belly (gall) has grown day by day

With a Canon camera in his hand, he filmed someone else destroying the Honda of his compatriots, laughing and angrily denouncing the shame of using Japanese products.

Summary. Dear Hello A: "Today's recitation competition, hey, I won the first place!"

B: "Hmph, didn't I also win the first place in the essay contest a few days ago?" C:

If you have a good memory, you should remember that I have the strongest patriotism. A: "You have the strongest patriotism, and I never buy foreign goods."

B: "I never watch foreign movies. C (slowly).

Think about it, since I entered the school, which time have I passed a foreign language? ”

Hello A: "Today's recitation competition, hey, I won the first!" B:

Hmph decoded, a few days ago in the essay competition, didn't I also win the first place? C: "If you have a good memory, you should remember that I have the strongest patriotism."

A: "You have the strongest patriotism, and I never buy foreign goods." B:

I also never watch foreign movies. C (slowly): "Think about it, since I entered the school, which time have I passed a foreign language?"

There are no others.

Today, I passed by a clothing store, and there was a large sign at the door: The sedan chair god shouted that the Diaoyu Islands were clever in blocking the sails, and they were nine percent off, and they shouted that Japan was Chinese, and they were eight percent off. I saw that the proprietress was very simple and bright, so I asked by the way:

If I shout that the boss lady is mine, how much discount? The proprietress said: Broken bones.

There are no others.

Immediately, the audience applauded.

There are no others.

No one.

Kiss! Humorous little jokes about loving the country and the party, the details are as follows: the first, A:

Today's recitation contest, hey, I got first! B: "Hmph, didn't I also win the first place in the essay contest a few days ago?"

C: "If you have a good memory, you should remember that I have the strongest patriotism." A:

You are the most patriotic, and I never buy foreign goods. B: "I never watch foreign movies.

Good filial piety" C (slowly): "Think about it, since I entered the school, which foreign language has I passed?" "Roll the first big socks erected two, passing by a clothing store today, the door is marked with a large letter:

Shouting that the Diaoyu Islands are Chinese, a nine-percent discount, and shouting that Japan is Chinese, an eight-percent discount. I saw that the proprietress was very beautiful, so I asked by the way: If I shout that the proprietress is mine, how much discount?

The proprietress said: Broken bones. The third, the reporter interviewed Japan:

I sincerely wish you good health and all the best! <>

One day, a little devil who believed that he knew a few Chinese characters was hungry on the street, so he began to look for a restaurant.

When it arrived at the door of a small noodle restaurant, it saw the big letters written on the water sign at the door:

Beef noodles, large rib noodles,

Meal. It wanted to taste it, so it walked in.

The busy waiter rushed over and asked, "Sir, what kind of noodles do you eat?" ”

I eat ......As he spoke, the little devil wanted to show off that he recognized Chinese characters, so he turned his head to look at the words written vertically on the water sign, and read horizontally: "I eat a bowl of 'cow', 'big', 'poo'......."

The sound of "pooping" to eat is quite loud, word by word.

So, all the diners in the restaurant looked at the little devil in surprise and whispered: "This kid is really fierce!" ”

Of course it's poured out," said the waiter.

no！no！no！The Japanese shook their heads and said, "In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to factories to make shrimp cakes, and then sold to you in China." ”

After a while, the waiter brought another plate of fruit, and the Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked, "What do you do with the leftover lemon peel?" ”

Of course it's poured out," said the waiter.

no！no！no！”

The Japanese shook their heads and said, "In Japan, leftover lemon peels are sent to factories to make them into treasures, and then sold to you in China." ”

At the checkout, the Japanese man smiled while chewing gum and asked the waiter, "What do you do with the leftover chewing gum?" ”

Of course it's spit out," the waiter said.

no！no！no！”

The Japanese shook their heads and said proudly, "In Japan, chewed gum is sent to the factory, made into sets, and then sold to you in China." ”

The waiter asked impatiently, "Then do you know how to deal with used condoms in our China?" ”

Throw it away, of course," the Japanese said.

The waiter shook his head and said, "No! no！no！In China, we send used sets to factories to make chewing gum and then sell them to you in Japan. ”

.This is the one seen in space.

French celebrity Poguet made fun of the short history of Americans, saying: "When Americans are fine, they often like to miss their ancestors, but when they think of their grandfather's generation, they can't help but stop." Mark Twain replied

When the French are fine, they always try to find out who their father is, but it is difficult to figure out who their mother is. ”

Meaning: The French ridiculed Americans for their short history because the United States existed as a British colony for a long time before its grandfather's generation, and only changed its name to the United States after its independence.

Mark Twain, as an American, fought back, mocking the French for being too open about their private lives.

Summary: Celebrity stories, you deserve it.

The teacher asked the students to use rhetorical devices to form sentences, Xiao Ming: Japanese people are people. Teacher: What rhetorical devices were used? Xiao Ming: Metaphorical, anthropomorphic, exaggerated. Teacher: Good !!

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The famous mathematician Hua Luogeng was very respected in the academic community in the United States in his early years. Someone wanted to sign a contract with him to keep him in the United States and give him preferential treatment, but when he learned the news of the founding of New China, he immediately decided to return to China. While passing through Hong Kong, he published an open letter to students studying in the United States, enthusiastically appealing to them:

For the sake of the country and the nation, we should go back! ”

Once I saw a devil walking on the sidewalk near the Forbidden City, I immediately pulled over and pulled the car door and rushed out to beat the girl, slapped the girl violently, and slapped the girl hat to the ground. Do you know why I beat Ya, who is wearing one of those Japanese GI hats with two streamers? The devil was stunned by me at first, and when he slowed down, he was about to reason with me, and saw that the Chinese next to me were applauding me, and even some people stepped on his hat, so he knew what was going on, and walked away, and the people around him applauded me.