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My friend bought a bowl of stinky tofu, I took the car with her, I flew out with a sudden brake, and when I got up, she whispered to me, don't talk, don't talk. At this moment, the driver asked who a bowl of stinky tofu was from the side with a disgusted face, the smell, suffocating laughter and almost suffocating, she told me that at that time, a stinky tofu flew out in the form of a throw, she looked everywhere with her eyes and didn't find it, let us not make a noise.
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The most embarrassing thing I encountered was when I was walking on the road, and a boy walked next to me and fell down, tripping me over, and many people looked at it and immediately felt very embarrassed.
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I didn't spend a long time with my boyfriend, and when he came to my house, he bumped into me coming out of the bathroom.
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Once when I came out of the toilet, my skirt was not pulled properly, and I ended up hanging outside for so long, and I really wanted to find a hole brick to go into.
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Once in a hurry to catch the bus, many people squeezed up their own change did not have time to take, rummaged through the wallet and someone got on the bus, and when others got on the bus, I turned it over, the driver started the car, I stumbled, more than a dozen hundred yuan all fell out of the wallet, and it was all new money, floating and falling, I was embarrassed, I felt like picking up my own money like a beggar.
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When I lived in high school, I often climbed the wall behind the playground to go out to surf the Internet, and then I added a doorman and someone watched, and I couldn't get out, so I went out the front door. At that time, it was the second year of high school, and there were only four nights in the third year of high school, so I pretended to be a student in the third year of high school, and went out to buy something after three nights, which went well. Once, a classmate who was usually dumbfounded asked me to take him out at night to get on the night plane, which I was unwilling, but people begged me.
Here you will remember that I was wearing a hoodie that day, be sure to remember! Later, he promised to take him out. That night, after successfully blending out of the school gate.
As always, I took out a cigarette and lit it, but unfortunately, the head teacher had not slept yet, and walked to the school with the things he bought, and we just came out of the school gate for a short distance, just on! I put my hat on my head and put my face away, pretending to be a passer-by to get ready to go, and I was supposed to pass right away. Every once in a while, a pig teammate will use his energy!
In the teacher's suspicious eyes, he signed the order! It is written that I have not returned from going out to eat, and I have been granted leave! I don't know if the teacher really doesn't know or pretends to be confused.
But I'm really thankful to which of my homeroom teachers!
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I remember when I was 20 years old, I went out with my girlfriend for the first time, it was summer, I drank some beer at noon, maybe I got heat stroke, I was dizzy and wanted to vomit, and then we went home, at this time the key came, we found a place on the bus and sat down, at this time the car was more uncomfortable, especially wanted to vomit, sitting in front of us and we were about the same age, but also a couple. Suddenly there was a bump in the car, and an unimaginable side happened, and I vomited the two people in front of me with a face and a body, that picture. At that time, my girlfriend quickly apologized, and in the end, there was no conflict, but a week later, I met that buddy on the road, and now we are good buddies, so I want to say that no matter what time and place everyone I meet, I think it is arranged by God and must be cherished.
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I went to interview an Internet company, first passed the interview with the supervisor, and then became the product manager, and he asked me if I like to eat crayfish? Love dogs? Me:
Is it cooked or raw, product manager: live crayfish. I was silent for a while and didn't come up.
When I was about to leave, the HR director came and said that I would come to the trial tomorrow, but I didn't expect that I would succeed. But the sad thing happened that the next day I prepared my small snacks, small blankets, U-shaped pillows, this product manager said that because the crayfish ** did not do a good job, let the personnel tell me that this position is not necessary for the time being. The most infuriating thing is that this person said:
You'll come to me next time you need me, me: Ahhhh
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I remember the most embarrassing thing I was when I was just 50 days pregnant, and at that time I couldn't tell that I was pregnant, and I had severe morning sickness. I got on the bus and got motion sickness, I sat on the seat, my hand lying on the armrest in front of me, I didn't open my eyes, I only knew that some people came up one after another, there was no seat, I was standing next to a 50-year-old aunt, actually said that I was young and did not give up my seat with her, and I was very uncomfortable at that time. I didn't want to talk, and I ignored her, but I still stood up and gave up my seat to an aunt who was older than her, and when I got off the bus, the aunt who said I wouldn't give up my seat was still talking about me, and I really wanted to scold her back, but then I put up with it.
I don't know her in general. This is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me.
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When I was so big, I called the police once, but that police experience is still unforgettable for me, and I still feel incredible when I talk about it.
That winter, I signed up for a driver's license, and there were eight of us in a car, and the results were from subject 1 to subject 3, and the eight of us passed all the way, but none of us were left behind, and all the exams were passed.
On the day I got my driver's license, everyone was very happy and invited the coach to the restaurant for dinner. There is no banquet without wine, and it happens to be another happy day, eating and drinking, and some people drink too much unconsciously.
By the time we had finished eating, we said goodbye to each other, and I was on the same road with a girl and a boy in our car. When he went out and walked forward, he could still walk in a straight line, but before he had walked 200 meters, he completely fainted, could no longer walk, and sat on the side of the road and babbled nonsense.
Originally, we wanted to take a taxi to take him home, but we stood on the side of the road and stopped several taxis, and none of them wanted to pull him.
Now I and the girl were dumbfounded, that guy was 1.8 meters tall, and he was still very strong, and we couldn't pull him up from the ground at all. I didn't know that his house was **, and it was still so cold, so we couldn't leave him on the side of the road.
In desperation, I dialed the first code in my life to argue a 110 alarm**, the moment I connected, I was still very nervous, and even a little stammered and couldn't tell what was going on.
However, the policeman came quickly, and in about a few minutes, a policeman car stopped in front of us. We told the police comrades the facts, and they pulled him into the car and told the two of us, don't worry, they were responsible for taking him home.
Later, I heard that after that guy was sent home by the police comrades, he didn't dare to drink for a while.
A blind date, asked the girl to meet in a tall restaurant, ordered a few dishes, just ate a few bites of the two people began to communicate, a careless spray of saliva into the dish, was seen by the girl, she asked for a snack, the dish did not move, I had to eat all the dishes by myself.
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Motion sickness, it is difficult to fall asleep on the bus, once I went out to play with the male ticket and his two good friends and took the bus, and I fell asleep on the spot. The male ticket said that I was purring like a pig's roar!! It caused him to stiffen and pretend to sleep all the way so that his friends would think he was snoring.
Everyone will experience some embarrassing things in their lives, if the most embarrassing thing in life should be the experience of growing up, maybe sometimes people are the most embarrassing when they have no money.
After telling a lie, it was guessed.