After watching so many jokes, which one is the funniest in it?

There were so many people in the restaurant, and a young couple couldn't find a place to go, so they shared a table with me and sat across from me. To be honest, the woman was really beautiful, so I looked at it twice, but it was discovered by the man, and he put a Volkswagen car key on the table to scare me, I took a closer look, I went, Phaeton ......I snapped a Maserati car key on the table, Bugatti, Rolls-Royce, I threw several car keys on the table, and the man led the woman away.

The classmates climbed the mountain together, and when they reached the top of the mountain, a girl shouted: Motherland, my mother! A boy who had a crush on her immediately shouted: Motherland, my mother-in-law!

It was snowing heavily, and I went out just now to see an uncle falling, so I went over and asked: Uncle, my monthly salary is less than 2,000 yuan, can I help you up? Uncle:

Guy, you go, I'll wait a little longer. Me: Howler!

This joke is so funny!

watched "Wu Zetian" with grandma, grandma said, how many parts are these still Zhu Gege? Why did Jin Suo become the emperor?

At noon, I went to the ATM to withdraw money, and saw that a mm occupied the ATM for a long time and did not move, and from time to time I typed a voucher. I was really impatient waiting in line at the back. I stretched out my head to take a look, and saw that her screen displayed:

The balance is insufficient. I saw that mm was still pressing the withdrawal button, collecting the typed vouchers one by one. Five minutes passed, and I saw this beautiful mm holding a pile of bank slips and hurriedly drifting to the public toilet.

There were a few small transparent shrimp in the fish tank in the office, and the leader looked at them with glasses for a long time and asked me what I raised. I said, "Shrimp!

The leader was stunned and walked ......I was also flustered, and quickly explained loudly: "Shrimp, leader, leader shrimp, leader is really shrimp, it's real shrimp!" ”

I took a two-hour drive to find him. I didn't expect to sit down, I bought a bottle of Coke and ran on the road, forgetting that Coke can't be shaken, I opened the bottle and sprayed myself, and I met the sanitation worker halfway, and it was he who took me to the door of my ex-boyfriend's company. I didn't tell my ex-boyfriend that I was going to look for him, so I stood in front of his company and watched for 15 minutes.

Thinking about it now, it feels ridiculous and unforgettable.

Since my son went to kindergarten, I have pasted lanterns, sold lobsters, dug earthworms, roasted sweet potatoes, designed fashion, picked up rags, and in two years of kindergarten, turtles have been raised to death! Learn to do handicrafts and grow flowers! Not only can you be a carpenter, but you can also weld!

There are many jokes, my favorite is this: once on the bus, a beautiful mm got on the bus, took out the card to swipe the card, only to listen to the card machine reply: drop the old man card!

The whole car froze and looked at her. She said with a black line on her face: What are you looking at, Tianshan Tong Lao, haven't you seen it?

Uncle Yi got up and said, "Come, auntie, you sit here." Although this is a joke, I think it reflects a lot of questions, and I really don't approve of them doing this.