What are some more literary ways to scold people?

A particularly powerful sentence: "My mother's lifelong regret must be ugly", I think it's quite ruthless, but it's quite literary, maybe it's because it's a bit ancient?

Please, place your body in the form of a lump, and leave this place.

Look at your ranking to see how many people are in your class.

What's wrong with you? Did you go out and take the wrong medicine? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

Literary and artistic scolding that is not rude, such as: I really envy your **, and the maintenance is really thick.

It's a bit vexatious, so when you speak, will your mouth go through your brain?

God made you His creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world. When I was in high school, my Chinese teacher said something when she was angry, isn't it very literary?

Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color, far apart.

As a loser, you're really successful.

When I saw you, I was happy, because there can still be people like you in the world.

In that case, I can only say that I will be the kind of person I face. Actually, I think you should go back and look in the mirror.

In fact, you feel good about yourself, but you don't know that in the eyes of others, you are a complete failure in life.

Nowadays, people are more qualified, and even scolding people is more elegant.

You think of the U.S. economy in the '70s.

A period of stagflation.

What school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has gone to postdoc!

1. Rotten wood cannot be carved. Before the lead defeat.

Interpretation: Rotten wood cannot be carved, used to describe a person's withered posture that cannot be transformed or whose quality is corrupted to the extreme, irremediable or refers to things and situations that are determined and irretrievable.

Modern: Muddy can't hold up the wall.

2. Well frogs can't speak Huai Qinghai, and summer insects can't talk about ice.

Interpretation: The frog in the well should not talk to it about the sea, because its vision is limited by its small dwelling; The insects that live and die in the summer should not talk to it about snow and ice because their vision is limited by the season.

Modern meaning: You are too small, I don't bother to talk to you.

3. Draw the ground into a circle, and wish you a long sleep.

Interpretation: Draw a circle on the ground as your grave.

Modern: Draw a circle and curse you.

4. Why not take a weak self-face.

Interpretation: The metaphor allows others to examine themselves and see if they are qualified.

Modern meaning: Take a pee on yourself.

5. Lack of vertical and conspiracy.

Interpretation: This kid is not enough to be complicit in big things.

Modern meaning: I don't play with fools.

It's not right to swear, no matter what kind of party it is.

can hurt others and offend others.

It is a rash and immature performance of Wang Li.

Pay attention to correct it.

1. Please, leave this place in the form of a ball.

2. You've got slippers in your head.

3. Some people lack gold in their lives, so they are named Xin; Some people lack water in their lives, so they take the name Miao; Some people lack wood in their lives, and they are called forests; Because your name is Jing, so ...

a. Notre Dame Cathedral has one less bell ringer, and it's you.

b. As far as your thoughts go, you will roll as far as you can; As fast as the speed of light, you roll.

c. As soon as you go out, thousands of mountains and birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear.

d. Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has gone to postdoc!

e, I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim.

f. The world is as big as the heart you lack.

g. Were you thrown up 3 times when you were born and only caught 2 times?

h. Your teeth are like the stars in the sky, bright in color, far apart.

I. I really want to immediately put my size 37 shoes bia to your size 42 face JBoy, what's going on today? Did you go out and take the wrong medicine? Or did you forget to take your medicine?

k.Did Sanlu drink too much?

l.You waste air alive, waste land when you die, waste RMB half-dead....

m.God made you His creativity, and it is your courage that you can live in this world.

n.Your appearance is really not flattering... The declining are trawling...

o.Dude, look at your IQ... It's the physics department of the University of California, right?

p.Your life can be summed up in just eight words - the absurdity of life, the nest of death...

q.Look at your ranking to see how many people are in your class.

Ironic enough.

How to say it literati, your face is so big, how did the ancients scold people without swearing.

Elegant swearing is a way to express dissatisfaction or criticism of others, but avoid vulgar or insulting language. Here are some suggestions to help you express your grievances in a genteel way:

1.Use euphemistic wording: Choose words that are gentle and non-offensive, such as using"You may be misunderstood"or"I think your point is debatable", rather than directly criticizing or blaming the other person.

2.Provide facts or evidence: If you are unhappy with someone's actions or opinions, you can use objective facts or evidence to support your opinion, rather than attacking based on subjective feelings alone.

3.Focus on the problem rather than personal attacks: Focus on the problem itself rather than attacking the other person's personal qualities or talents. This will avoid hurting the other person's self-esteem.

4.Use polite and modal words: Be polite when expressing dissatisfaction, using polite titles and polite tones, for example"Dear Sir Madam,"or"Think about it"。

5.Make a suggestion or solution: If you're unhappy with someone's behavior, you can make a suggestion or solution to improve the situation. This approach is more constructive than simply criticizing or complaining.

In conclusion, a polite swearing is a way to respect others and express dissatisfaction, try to avoid using offensive or offensive words, and instead express one's opinion with objective facts and gentle wording.

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1. Know yourself and your opponent.

Scolding is the same as fighting, if you dare to punch someone, you must first think about yourself, can you afford to eat someone else's punch. It's called knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent. It's the same with swearing.

For example, if you scold him for "succumbing to death", you must first reflect on whether there is a difference between yourself and "succumbing to death". You scold others for being ridiculous, and you think about whether you have eaten, drunk, prostituted and gambled. Otherwise, if others return you a sentence or two, you won't be able to stand it.

So someone else has some kind of shortcoming, and the foot is also suffering from the same disease, then you have to cut your love when you scold him.

2. No scolding is inferior to oneself.

If you want to scold someone, you have to pick a character who is a little bigger than you, a little more beautiful than you, or a character who is ten thousand times worse than you and more powerful than you, in short, you have to scold someone, and that person must be able to beat you in both good and bad ways, so that you will not suffer. If you scold a big man, you are afraid that he will ignore you, and when he scolds him, you will scold. If you scold him as a lesson if he overcomes you in the bad way, and even if he scolds him back, the average person will not pay attention to him.

If you scold an innocuous person, the more you scold him, the more proud he becomes, and you can often scold a nobody for being famous, do you think it is wronged or not?

3. Enough is enough.

When the big man scolds and scolds him back, he must not scold again; If you scold again, ordinary people will have no sympathy for you, thinking that you are unreasonable. When he scolds a little person until he can't scold back, he can't scold anymore; If you continue to scold, ordinary people will have no sympathy for you, thinking that you are bullying the weak.

Fourth, knock on the side.

He steals, and you call him a thief; He robs things, and you call him a thief, this is stupid. Scolding people must first understand the method of concealing the truth and reality, and it is necessary to set off the side lining, knock on the side, and only say a word in the critical place, and the so-called murder is a knife in the throat. The more you want to scold him, the more you have to forgive him, even if you say some flattering words, it is not too much, so that the scolding can show that the sentences you are scolding are true and conclusive, so that others can also see your measurements.

Fifth, the attitude is calm.

Scolding is the most taboo impetuous. A word of disagreement, red and tendony, irritable like thunder, this shrub scolding seat, shrew scolding the street, not enough to scold people. Those who are good at scolding must have a calm attitude and act as if nothing had happened.

Ordinary scolding, whoever has a high voice is considered to be reasonable, and whoever comes to the power is considered to be the one who scolds and wins, but those who are true and good at scolding can avoid it and attack their slackness. When you wait for him to get tired of scolding, you just have to gently reply to him and let him roar again. When he is irritable, you might as well sneer at him a few times, ensure that you don't have to make any effort, make him angry to death, and scold him to the point.

Speak elegantly. Scolding should be subtle and subtle, you scold him to make him not feel that it is scolding, and wait until you think about it again to slowly realize that this sentence is not a good word, so that his smiling face from white to red, from red to purple, from purple to gray, this is the best of scolding. In order to achieve this goal, profound words are indispensable, and elegant words are especially important.

Elegant words can keep the listener from harsh. If you want to scold elegantly, you must first never mention a certain part of the woman's body when scolding, and never involve the scope of physiology. As soon as you scold people within the scope of physiology, it's hard to say anything at the bottom.

For example, if you scold a certain person, don't mention his Lingtang Lingmei. Because in that case, there will be no right or wrong to speak of, and you yourself will inevitably have a Ling cousin and sister, if he returns the salute, won't he be evenly matched, half a catty and eight taels? Besides, when scolding, it's best not to add people to all kinds of embarrassing terms, always be polite, even if he is a very despicable villain, you might as well call him sir, the more polite, the more powerful the scolding.

It's best to quote his own words and phrases when scolding, which will not only embarrass him, but also reduce the power of his scolding at you. Sayings are rarely used, because the sayings are unobstructed, and they are not as tortuous and subtle as elegant ancient texts.

Retreat. The two of them scolded each other, and they also had grievances, they were at the beginning of the scolding, and it was especially advisable to pay attention to it, and it was best to resolutely admit their grievances completely, even if they apologized and admitted their mistakes. First cover up your grievances gently, and then you can regroup and force others, so that you can have no worries.

Even if you have no grievances, you must not exaggerate yourself, you must be humble, reduce your position to a position that cannot be lowered again, and then scold others, you have a fair and bright attitude. Otherwise, if you scold him for a sentence or two, he will ridicule each other on your personal matter, and a scolding will turn into a private quarrel between the two, and there is no way to judge the merits. Therefore, the scolder himself should keep his voice down, and this so-called retreat is advance.

Ambush by default. If you scold this sentence, you have to think about what words he will use to scold him back. The discerning scolder will pay attention to everywhere, either by saying for him what he wants to scold you for him, or by setting up an ambush in advance, so that the words he will scold back will be ineffective.

If he scolds you, you speak for him, and that is like disarming him. The preset ambush is to attack you in the place, you first gently settle the root of the conversation, and then he scolds it is equivalent to a bullet hitting the sandbag, and you can't be slandered.

Make a mountain out of a molehill. If the other party has something to scold and the topic is too small to be scolded, or you don't know much about it, you can use the method of making a big fuss to expand the topic. First use a sincere and skeptical attitude to extend the other party's meaning, lead from the inconsequential point to the big topic, and use rigorous logic everywhere to force him to say illogical things, or force him to say logical but unreasonable words, and then you scold him vigorously until the body is exhausted, and the small topic that originally provoked you can be mentioned lightly.

Outbred and close attack. At one time, you can only scold one person, or one kind of person, or one group of people. It is absolutely not advisable to make too many enemies. Therefore, when scolding, do not involve others, even if you must involve many people, you must also show kindness, otherwise the sound of scolding will come one after another, so that you will not be able to deal with it.

"The Art of Scolding" contains essays and essays such as "Brazil Wood", "Baochai the Man", and "Little Slave Smoke". Li Guowen's prose is unique in the contemporary Chinese literary scene. His writing is not only free, but also old and spicy, seeing cultivation and temperament, seemingly casual, in fact, it is a kind of chic after being calm and relaxed.

He is one of the best essayists of his time who has unified knowledge, temperament and opinion, and is quite in the style of the French writer Montaigne. He writes about man, and his temperament leaps out on the page; He narrated that it would become interesting; He said reason, and that reason was not only from the chest and imposing, but also because we had never heard of it.