What hilarious real fragrance incidents have you experienced?

When I used to see my father watching the anti-Japanese drama, I would be full of disgust, thinking that I was just suffocating, dying outside, jumping from here, and I would never watch an anti-Japanese drama, and later found that this "Jedi Blade" is really good, the spy war atmosphere is a starfish, the four-episode simulcast of "Dongfeng Break" is really cool, I see that Yu Dongfeng and Zhao Zhiyi definitely have a foundation, I have to say that I am also in love with the anti-Japanese drama, it is really fragrant.

Speaking of which, I used to feel that Pokémon were just cartoons for children to watch, and when I watched it later, I thought Pikachu was so cute, and the elves in it were so cute, when will Zhi Ye be the champion, and call crazy for Zhi Se, when will the sun and moon be updated.

When I was playing the game, I experienced the real incense incident, I just landed into a box, saved the world with my fists, and I couldn't play M24, M24 headshots are really easy to use.

I'm just playing with the pixels of the rolling sky and the Chinese garden with the dancing line, and I will never play the rice system called reincarnation. Okay, the 139th Samsara clearance experiment begins.

In the first two years, I saw others riding heavy motorcycles, and when I heard the sound of the exhaust pipe, I always thought "What is there to show off about a broken motorcycle, no matter how beautiful it is, isn't it a motorcycle, anyway, I will never buy this one", until I rode it by chance last year, "This car is really good, it is really exciting to ride", and then I bought one, well, it is really good to ride.

Quit smoking, persisted for a week, it was really unbearable, others handed over one, excused myself, and finally the addiction to smoking defeated reason, took a puff, and entered the lungs for a long time, it was so fragrant! As the saying goes, a gentleman is always ambitious, and a villain is always wise.

I remember swearing that even if I cut my liver, die outside, and smash my phone, I will never touch one of these liver-harmful games, and last night I heard Cheeki Breeki draw Lancelot and draw another wish-making mad dog tonight.

I once said that I can't believe that so many people are playing The Sims, and the people who spend so much money to play the electronic version of the game are all brains, and the Sims are really fun, and my characters and buildings are so beautiful.

When I was 18 years old, I started a guerrilla war with my mom, and I said, "It's only December, how many days can I last," and when I was 25 years old, I said, "Mom, it's October, where are my autumn pants?" ”

Napoleon once said that a woman in a portrait was ugly, and he ended up marrying the woman in this portrait. Mr. Lu Xun has bad teeth and needs to see the dentist often, but every time he sees the dentist, he will buy some pastries to treat himself.

Napoleon pointed to the portrait and said, "Who is this?" It was so ugly that a fool married her, and then they got married. Mr. Lu Xun often needs to see a dentist because of his bad teeth, but every time he finishes reading, he buys some sweets to treat himself. Then continue with toothache and go ahead to the dentist.

It refers to a person who makes up his mind not to do or do something, but ends up acting in the opposite direction. It is mainly used to indicate a state of mind in which something someone expects and the final outcome is very different.

Napoleon once pointed to a portrait on the wall and asked: Who is this? The subordinate replied: the princess of Austria. Napoleon said: so ugly only a fool would marry her. In 1810, the two were married.