What are the funny passages in the four famous novels?

Sun Wukong deceived Zhu Bajie's small treasury, hahaha.

In "Journey to the West", Sun Wukong just became an apprentice of Tang monks, and stayed overnight at an old man's house, Sun Chirp kept talking, which may be the result of holding back at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years, and finally came to a sentence: I have been working hard recently, and I am too lazy to say. The old man said with a smile:

If your old man doesn't work hard, he won't be noisy and die! Therefore, Sun Wukong is a word.

Xiaobawang Zhou Tong and flower monk Lu Zhishen, I don't know if Zhou Tong has any sequelae.

If you are angry, why bother to drop that life. What kind of Raush is this, my sisters and sisters don't have it, but I have it. Your sister used to have one too.

I have a word, please listen to it.

The old version of the Three Kingdoms, Liu Bei grows vegetables.

Small 2 pounds of beef! I want to laugh when I see it, don't say that the roadside shop is a famous store in the capital may not have beef, the status of cattle in ancient times is higher than that of people, and it is a capital crime to commit suicide to a cow, even if the cow dies of illness, it must be reported to the government for review, even the emperor can not eat beef at will.

The Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty was surnamed Song, and my brother was also surnamed Song.

During the Battle of Puyang, Lu Bu: "Where is Cao Cao?" ”

Cao Cao: "The one riding the yellow horse in front is it." ”

Boss Cao is funny every time he is in distress.

Is there a scene where Bima Chao chases Cao Cao and can be funny?

I have Admiral Pan Feng, who can behead Huaxiong.

Can a tiger girl match a dog?

Cao Cao: "Are the longboard heroes still there? ”

Zhao Yun: "Back then, I looked at Cao Cao's 830,000 army like a mustard!" Now that there are soldiers and generals, why be afraid? ”

Liu Bei: "Zilong is full of guts!" ”

Anyway, when I saw this paragraph, I laughed, Liu Bei made up for the knife!

I have Admiral Pan Feng, who can behead Huaxiong.

Occasionally, some flaws are understandable, as long as they don't affect the ornamentation! It doesn't have to be this way.

This sentence is not the original work, it is Cao Cao in the New Three Kingdoms who almost didn't laugh me to death when he heard Yuan Shu call the emperor scream, and it has also become a hot map on the Internet.

"Water Margin", Dongping Mansion mistakenly trapped the nine-patterned dragon. The most embarrassing prison break ever. Wu Yong's original meaning is:

At the end of the moon, before and after dusk, they will come to fight the city. It means the dusk of the last day of the month. When Sister-in-law Gu sent the news, due to the external environment, she only said one sentence:

The moon is ...... nightCall you ......Self-struggling. It was twenty-nine days, and there were thirty days in March. Shi Jin asked the staff what day of the week it was, but the prison staff misremembered it and told him that tonight was the end of the moon!

Then Shi Jin stupidly escaped from prison, but no one came to answer and rescue. Do I think there is such a coincidence in the world? Ha ha. ‍‍

I don't remember which time, the two mothers persuaded Wang Xifeng to drink, Wang Xifeng didn't want to drink, so the two said that they were filial to their grandmother! Wang Xifeng came to say: If you really want to honor me, then kneel down and invite me to drink!

At that time, everyone laughed, and I also felt that Sister Feng's mouth was really unforgiving, and it made people hate it!

"Dream of Red Mansions", the dumb overlord flirted and was beaten hard. The good male style in the dream of Red Mansions is not something that cannot be mentioned on the table, Jia Jing, Jia Zhen, Jia Lian and even Baoyu are more or less mentioned. The vulgar tastes of literati doctors.

What's funnier is Xue Pan, it's actually nothing strange for both men and women to eat, the strange thing is that this product found a straight man, Liu Xianglian. And the straight man Liu Xianglian knows martial arts. At the grand party, Xue Pan kept chatting, Liu Xianglian was very unhappy, and then took the initiative to ask him out.

When the two came to a wilderness, they thought that they were going to enter a forest and take off their pants, first what and then quickly, Liu Xianglian started to fight without saying anything. There was a very dirty puddle next to it, Liu Xianglian asked Xue Pan to take two sips, Xue Pan spit out after taking a sip, and swore that he would never dare to provoke this uncle again. I laugh every time in this paragraph, Xue Da Fool's nickname is not called in vain.

Romance of the Three Kingdoms" Guan Yu Wenjiu beheaded Huaxiong, three British battles against Lu Bu, Taoyuan three knots, Guan Yu crossed five passes and cut six generals, Zhuge Liang grass boat borrowed arrows...

Journey to the West" three dozen white bone spirits, the real and false Monkey King, havoc in the Heavenly Palace, and the Monkey King was born,。。

Water Margin" Wu Song beat the tiger, Lu Zhishen killed the town of Guanxi with three punches, and the Juyi Hall formed a righteous alliance and outwitted the Birthday Gang,。。

Dream of Red Mansions" Grandma Liu enters the Grand View Garden, Daiyu buries flowers,

"Longzhong Pair" is the most classic fragment in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", and the main characters are Zhuge Liang, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei.

Here you can perform according to the original plot, or you can imitate this format and make a new way of interpretation, that is, "Caged Pair". Probably give you an idea, in this world, many things need people to do, some people succeed, some people fail. When Liu Bei was governing the country, he recruited a large number of talents, and some people were accustomed to being content with the status quo and did not want to forge ahead; There are people who have great ambitions, but they can't do practical things.

So I went to consult Zhuge Liang.

Zhuge Liang gave an example, which is the story of the caged bird: the bird is in the cage and can't fly, it's not that the bird can't fly, but there are cage restrictions. Once the cage is opened, the birds will fly into the sky.

This is like a shackle, some people because of their qualifications, some because of their feelings, some because of their personalities, and so on, these things form shackles, bind people's thinking, and limit people's development. In the end, Zhang Fei broke the cage, and the bird flew out, and everyone laughed.

Since it is a newly made plot, the performance can be humorous, the planning is better, and the final truth must be reflected.

Hello, "Four Masterpieces" is a classic in the history of Chinese literature, it includes "Dream of Red Mansions", "Journey to the West", "Water Margin" and "Romance of the Three Kingdoms". The following is the source of the excerpt from each part: "Dream of Red Mansions":

The fiftieth episode of "Daiyu's Dream Poetry Wonderland, Baoyu's Funeral Flowers and Thoughts" is one of the most famous episodes in "Dream of Red Mansions", which expresses Daiyu's helplessness in life and Baoyu's longing for Daiyu. "Journey to the West": The seventh episode of "Havoc in the Heavenly Palace" is one of the most classic episodes in "Journey to the West", telling the story of Sun Wukong's battle with the gods in the Heavenly Palace, including the fighting between Sun Wukong and Taishang Laojun, and the duel with the Jade Emperor.

Water Margin": The first episode "Lin Chong Fights the Tiger" is one of the most famous episodes in "Water Margin", which tells the story of Lin Chong encountering a tiger in the mountains and beating him to death, which is also the beginning of Lin Chong becoming a hero in Liangshan. "Friends of the Three Kingdoms":

The first episode of "Banquet Taoyuan Heroes Three Righteousness, Beheading the Yellow Turban Heroes for Their First Meritorious Service" is one of the most famous episodes in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", which tells the story of Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei, as well as their exploits in eliminating the Yellow Turban Army.