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Cao Cao cut his beard and abandoned his robe.
Cao Cao was defeated by Ma Chao and fled, and heard someone shouting: "It's Cao Cao who wears a red robe!" Then he took off his red robe.
I heard a shout again: "It's Cao Cao who has a long beard!" And he was in a panic and cut off his beard.
I heard it again: "It's Cao Cao with a short beard!" He immediately pulled up the corners of his clothes and ran away with his chin wrapped around his chin.
Ma Chao caught up, Cao Cao was so frightened that he walked around the tree, Ma Chao stabbed a shot in the tree, and Cao Cao took the opportunity to escape. Ma Chao chased after him and was stopped by Cao Hong. Cao Cao escaped.
Zhuge Liang three qi Zhou Yu.
Sun Liu united to break Cao. Zhou Yu has a small amount of energy, and he has designed many times to harm Zhuge but can't. Zhou Yu was injured in the battle of Sun Liu Po Cao, and was transferred by Kong Ming to Zhao Zilong to seize the city first, and Zhou Yu was furious; Zhou Yu and Sun Quan used beauty tricks to deceive Liu Bei to Wu, trying to murder, but Kong Ming saw through it, Zhou Yu compensated his wife and broke his soldiers; Zhou Yu wanted to raid Jingzhou, and Zhuge Liang planned to defeat Zhou Yu.
Zhou Yu shouted before he was angry to death: "Both Shengyu and He Shengliang!" ”
Breaking the drink of Changbanpo Zhang Fei saw Cao Cao personally leading a large number of people to arrive, and knew that Cao Cao had always been suspicious, so he shouted:"I am Yanren Zhang Jide! Who would dare to fight me to the death?
shouted three times in a row, the sound was like a huge thunder, and the shouting was endless, Xia Houjie beside Cao Cao was so shocked that his liver and gallbladder were shattered, and he crashed under the horse. Seeing this, Cao Cao hurriedly ordered the withdrawal of the army.
lost his wife and broke his soldiers.
Lu Su asked Liu Bei several times to return Jingzhou, but Zhuge Liang prevaricated with scheming rhetoric, and he was helpless. Zhou Yu then taught Lu Su a plan: Liu Bei lost his wife not long ago, so he asked Sun Quan to promise to marry his sister to him, so that Liu Bei would be imprisoned and return to Jingzhou.
But Zhuge Liang saw through Zhou Yu's plan and taught Zhao Yun three tips to make him so. When he arrived in Soochow, Liu Bei followed the plan, married Mrs. Sun, and left Soochow with the help of Mrs. Sun. Zhou Yu led a large army to chase and intercept him, but was defeated by the army arranged by Kong Ming, and hurriedly boarded the ship and fled.
I really can't find any funny stories, and I think there are very few funny ones in the Three Kingdoms.
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Journey to the West, Baoyu Biography, Three Kingdoms, Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai's New Biography.
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The boiled series are all good (no Dream of Red Mansions).
However, it is recommended that you watch the TV series Ultimate Three Kingdoms which is very good.
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I feel that if it is Three Kingdoms, I highly recommend you to watch Ultimate Three Kingdoms.
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Journey to the West. There are a series of books about the Three Kingdoms or something.
The question is pointless!
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