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You shoot one, I shoot one, Japan is most afraid of big cocks; You shoot two, I shoot two, the Japanese will always be two; You shoot three, I shoot three, the Japanese are fanned by me every day; If you shoot four, I shoot four, the Japanese will die soon; You shoot five, I shoot five, I use the Japanese as a big drum; You shoot six, I shoot six, the Japanese are walked as dogs; You shoot seven, I shoot seven, the Japanese are bullied every day; You shoot eight, I shoot eight, the Japanese will never send it; You shoot nine, I shoot nine, the Japanese don't live long; You shoot ten, I shoot ten, the Japanese are trampled to death by me.

I don't know what's going on, but I'll top you

Toilet; Holding confidential documents in his hands, he stepped on both sides of the Yellow River. Full machine-gun fire, with continuous bombardment from behind.

I think I should go to **, the last time I donated blood, I actually shed a hundred milliliters of lard.

When you look at a beautiful woman on the street, a little higher is appreciation, and a lower one is a hooligan.

The image of the language, not empty talk, your image, the shit touch.

If there is urine, you only need to urine, don't wait for no urine to shake the bird.

One day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei drank and talked about heroes. The two drank a few glasses, and Liu Bei suddenly let out a fart, very embarrassed. When he was in embarrassment, he only heard Guan Yu behind him say calmly: "Don't be surprised, the fart comes from the feather (rain)!" ”

As soon as Guan Yu's voice fell, Zhao Yun on the side took a step forward and said, "Don't be surprised, farts come from the clouds!" ”

As soon as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Zhang Fei continued to shout: "A fart just now, the fart is flying!" ”

Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao Cao didn't laugh, he was deeply touched by this matter. After sending Liu Bei and the others away, Cao Cao said to his subordinates: "Liu Bei's subordinates, when they saw that the lord had a mistake, they all rushed to take responsibility and make up for it, which can really be described as loyal. If it's your turn, will it be possible? ”

Everyone was indignant and thought, "Isn't it just a, what's so difficult about this!" ”

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again, and during the banquet he wanted to fart to see how his subordinates reacted. After holding it for a long time, I finally held back a little fart. Everyone had been waiting for a long time, and when they heard the sound of "goo", the general Xu Chu hurriedly shouted first: "The fart was put by Chu (pig)!" ”

Wang Lang followed closely and said: "The fart was put by Lang (wolf)!" ”

Cao Cao widened his eyes when he heard this, and the others thought that Cao Cao thought he was slow, so they all rushed to grab him, and Xiahou Dun argued: "The fart is Dun (jumping)!" ”

Wrong! Xu Huang retorted loudly when he heard it, "The fart is dangling!" ”

Xun You said: "The fart is from You! ”

Full pet said: "The fart is a pet (rush)!" ”

Jiang Ji said: "The fart is squeezed (squeezed)!" ”

Guo Tu said: "The fart is from the figure (spit)!" ”

Zhong Xuan said: "The fart is from the fart (shake)!" ”

Then. Niu Jin: "The fart is gold (gold)!" ”

Cao Hong: "The fart is Hong (red)!" ”

Zhang Nan: "The fart is south (blue)!" ”

Cao Cao was already red-faced and about to get angry.

Guo Jia continued: "The fart is from Jia (clip)!" ”

Liu Bei and the others were already smiling.

Cao Cao fainted angrily.

Zhang Fei threads the needle - thick and fine.

Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai - one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer.

The righteous word should be put in the heart of Liu Guanzhang!

At the end of the Han Dynasty, he was invincible, and Yun Chang stood alone.

Shenwei can fight hard, and he is elegant and knowledgeable.

The heart of the sun is like a mirror, and the righteousness of "Spring and Autumn" is thin and cloudy.

It is clear that it is more than three points.

Liu Bei farted, everyone stood up! Scientists in the 21st century studied and analyzed, and the research showed that it was a kind of poisonous gas, which stinked such a tall tower into a puff of gas, and such a wide river into a fart.

Liu Bei let it go again, and everyone fled!

Zhuge Liang - poof, let out a fart.

Against the wind and the rain, I came to the latrine.

Liu Bei in the toilet was watching a play.

I smell this fart and I'm very satisfied.

Scientists were brought in to study and analyze.

Zhuge Liang's fart, he is angry.

It was supposed to be rolling around in the stomach.

I accidentally opened the back door and slipped out.

He farted and was proud.

The person who smells the fart hangs his head.

If you have a fart, you don't let go and your heart is broken.

No fart hard squeeze to exercise.

Put the loudest can be an emperor.

Put the most smelly can be a prince.

It doesn't sound or smell, and the toilet is not enough.

It's loud and smelly, it's Kong Ming.

Dasha plays with ghosts.

Show up and sell your teammates.

Dasha plays blasting.

The bomb was exploded.

Dasha has passed by the window, the big pig said that he has seen it, but the little pig has not seen it, have you seen it?

Work and don't run for office.

I also work overtime when I am sick.

Business trips don't turn around the corner.

Pickle girl light chat.

The tenth child pulled the ninth child together, looked at the seventh child, Qingwu asked the sixth child if he was talking to the fifth child, or the fourth child saw the third child, and the second child was the eldest The deaf man heard the dumb man say that the blind man saw a ghost.

Trouble, thanks!

Aphorisms: The book is against the crooked criticism of that piece.