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I think people who are tall or look very young have experienced a lot of interesting things。Last night I dreamed that someone was reporting me. Xiao Ming told me that there is no need to worry, that dreams are all the opposite.
2. A company often works overtime, and then a person dies suddenly. Later, an older sister came over and sat down. No one told her about her sudden death.
One night, when I was working overtime, my sister couldn't write, so she asked her boyfriend to help write ** remotely and then went to dinner. Then, as the product manager passed by her seat, he glanced at her computer and saw that it was auto-writing line by line. The next day, the product manager resigned...
3. Xiaomi: "I'll give you 5 yuan." Apple:
I give 7 of them. Huawei: "I'll give 9."
Samsung: "I'm fried." Xiaomi:
I can't afford Apple: I can't afford Huawei: I can't afford it Four When I was a kid, someone caught me stealing my mother's money to buy snacks with my brother.
Mother called both of us to the front and told us to repeat the crime. I pointed to the money and said:"Brother, shall we take the money to buy food?
Then he said, "Brother, we can't do that." Five I found a ** pretending to be a high school girl on the street. I had an idea to expose her on a high school math problem.
But on second thought, if she gave me a blind one, I wouldn't be able to see. I'd better not risk it. 6. An elder brother is a doctor in the proctology department.
At a party, he was asked why he chose such a department. The elder brother sighed and said that he was still being transferred to another department at that time. He had a meal with a couple of older doctors at the hospital and asked which department of the hospital was making more money.
At this time, an old director of the respected hospital said: "Fart! "Ophthalmology makes the most money!
7. I met an Indian on the train. He was also very idle, chatting with me in Chinese about which country had culture. I said, do you use Chinese chopsticks?
He said that grasping with his hands is the most correct way to eat, and he is not limited by food, and he can grasp anything with his hands. I'm a person who specializes in all kinds of grievances. When I arrived at the station, I took him to eat hot pot.
Please reply when you receive it. Thank you. Since I have just joined the company, I want to be positive.
Then I said "thank you". I can't forget the tranquility after the reply. Nine The director wanted to take the actress to the hotel, but the actress was a little reluctant.
The director said, "My parents and I are good friends. What else can I do to you? The actress followed.
At the hotel, the director took off the actress's pants. The actress wanted to give it to him in order to make this drama. The director said, "You're not wearing pants.
This is the ...... of your mom to bring you autumn pants"Ten eat crayfish. Next to him, a child asked"If crayfish can't make it home, will they be in a hurry?
Dad was stunned. The boss came to the rescue: "No, their whole family is here.
The whole family is here ... It's all here ... Please give me...
Yes... So I think people who are tall or look very young have experienced a lot of interesting things.
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<>Netizen 1:The other person looked at my friend first, then turned to me and asked, "Son, is this your uncle?" "I questioned, "This is my boyfriend".
My aunt seemed afraid that I would be coerced by human traffickers and continued to ask me, "You little doll, do your parents know that you make friends?" Kid, why don't I give your parents a **? I had to take out my ID and say, 'Auntie, I'm 20 years old.
My aunt looked at me and looked at my ID card in shock. Then she happily took it and pulled the aunt next to her, "Look at this doll, I thought it was a small doll, ouch, this doll looks really good, the doll looks really small now, hahaha".I know I'm very young, can you give me back your ID first?
Netizen 2:Last week, I went to the bank with my husband to buy wealth management products, and the account manager was very enthusiastic. Before leaving, I asked her for a business card.
She also has a loud voice, pointing at my husband loudly and saying, "My business card has been given to your father!" I could only whisper, "That's not my dad, that's my husband!"
The VIP room was relatively quiet, and there were four or five guests in it who burst into laughter! The account manager's face was green, and he called three ** to apologize, and I had a big cake for my birthday.
Netizen 3:When I went out to talk about things with my assistant, people always shook hands with my assistant warmly: Mr. Jiang!
Hello hello hello ,The assistant was very embarrassed to introduce: This is Mr. Jiang, and I have a black line on my face. Another time the teahouse was talking about things, and the boss on the other side joined halfway, and it happened that the assistant introduced what to do about somethingI said:
No, it can't be like this." I just want to turn on the chatter mode. The boss on the opposite side burst out a sentence:
Your boss said yes, don't object, I have nothing to say. So the above is an interesting story that I think people who are particularly young in height or appearance. The above is purely a personal opinion.
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I've had an interesting story of going the wrong way.
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This kind of mentality is very interesting.
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The people around them think she's good-looking.
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Of course, it will always be mistaken for a student.
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A lot of people think you're still in school.
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Maybe people will think of you as a child.
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I feel that the classic fun story is, telling jokes.
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Of course, when you are very confident in expressing yourself.
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I've had a lot of interesting experiences.
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