What interesting things have you encountered on the train or on the bus?

His son ran back and said, "Dad, your phone charger is still here, and I'm embarrassed to say it." Absolutely biological!

Eat in the restaurant, at noon, it's all **, rice porridge, after delivery, the chef brought boiled eggs, one person sent one, at this time there was a big brother next to him who was flattered and asked the master what else to send? The master said: Get out of the car and send a red envelope! The atmosphere in the dining car was lively.

Last night in the sleeper sleep in a daze, in the middle of the night the attendant came to ask me if I just got on the bus and checked the ticket, it turned out to be the No. 8 car ran the wrong car, the key is that I am the No. 10 car.

I slept in a soft sleeper with a ticket for a hard sleeper (I haven't done a soft sleeper), and I was still wondering if I was changing to a new car? I slept and didn't know how many stops the ticket owner came. And I said I slept wrong and it was a soft sleeper, hahaha.

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, I took a special train, and I was seen alone on the train.

When I went home, I was in a hurry, I didn't buy a sleeper, I had to add money to buy a hard seat by the window, I was from the starting point to the end, when I arrived in Nanchang, a couple sat next to me, and then the point came, because I had been on the train for a long time and was particularly sleepy, and then I slept first, and when I woke up at 3 o'clock, I found that the man was leaning on me, and the woman was leaning on him, and I was confused after waking up.

On the way home, I met a young mother who was waiting for two little boys, and the young mother took out her mobile phone and used what she called it a language software to teach the two children to form sentences in Chinese: the young mother read "Dad goes out to work to earn money, and Mom cleans at home", and then a child said "Mom plays cards at home" hahahaha, and everyone who heard it in our carriage laughed.

Take the high-speed rail always like the window seat, once bought a seat A, thinking that it would be good if there was a beautiful woman in seat B, but when I looked out the window, there was really a beautiful woman sitting down, and chatted with me very enthusiastically, chatting and chatting She suddenly said can you change the position, I thought that the scenery by the window is good, and decisively agreed, and then she stood up and said to the handsome guy behind, I think the farthest distance in the world is a misunderstanding.

One summer vacation, I took the train back to my hometown with my mother, Hangzhou-Jinzhou car, red skin 25g or blue skin 25k I can't remember, my mother prepared a lunch box early, charged the mobile phone and tablet, and shook it on the sleeper for a while to get to the meal, but my mother and I rummaged through all the luggage and didn't find chopsticks or spoons or any similar substitutes, and finally ate the meal with a gua sha board, that feel, almost ate a bed of rice.

A group of Pingdingshan children came home from the summer camp, the little chubby mobile phone that ate cookies was out of battery, I lent him the power bank to charge, he invited me to eat cookies, I invited them back to a few packs of potato chips, and chatted about the interesting story of "Detective Conan" and the summer camp, and the two children wanted to give me the accompanying male instructor as a thank you gift to me hahaha! The male instructor next to him had red ears haha.

I grabbed a hard sleeper ticket to go back to school during the summer vacation, and the other five people in the same compartment were classmates with each other, and after graduation, they signed in to the same unit to report to report, and they told me that they had discussed to exclude the only outsider (that is, me), but they changed their minds when they found out that it was a girl, and then I was treated like a princess for more than 30 hours.

I was taking the train from Shenyang back to Beijing, the fruit seller came with a cart, and the eldest brother sitting next to me wanted to buy apples. The salesman said: Sold out, can you look at something else?

The eldest brother said, "I just want apples, and there is a salesperson just now, so I'll wait for her to come." Salesperson:

No way, I'm the only one in the car who sells fruits. Big Brother: It's not you, there was a skinny one just now.

Salesperson: Big brother, it's really me, you see I'm also thin!

Lying on the sleeper and happily eating Oreo, I eat Oreo likes to break it from the middle and eat it again, because I am too hungry and excited, and maybe because the middle bunk space is a little small, I saw my hand shake, and the half of Oreo flew out of my hand, and then it was a perfect parabola, Oreo smashed into the face of the big brother in the lower bunk opposite, right in the bull's-eye.

For the wanderers returning to their hometowns, if they can grasp the traffic big data and intelligently avoid the most congested places and times, they may be able to get rid of the embarrassment of "people are embarrassed" on the way home. For example, if you want to choose a railway transfer, it is best to avoid more crowded stations.

The only way to go out is by train. But there will be no high-speed rail and no bullet trains, and the train with very limited capacity will be particularly difficult to buy tickets, and at that time the purchase of tickets does not need ID cards as proof of ticket purchase, so there is a group of scalpers who specialize in squeezing the station to buy tickets and then resell, and some are unwilling to buy ** tickets in the hands of the scalpers, so they rushed to the train station two or three days in advance, slept on the ground, and queued up to squeeze train tickets every day. Even if you buy a train ticket, it is a standing ticket without a seat.

There is no change in train capacity, the capacity is tight, the number of trains deployed is also limited, and some of them add a pitiful temporary few trips, whenever the train is crowded with people, crowded and full, go to the temple, the connection of the two cars, the bathroom, the toilet and the luggage rack are full of people, and even the small space under the seat can see the head sticking out.

It was a lucky thing to buy a ticket at that time, but this was only the beginning, getting on the train was a severe test, the door was already full of people, there was no place to intervene, and the seriously overcrowded carriage, under the seats, in the toilets, including the luggage rack where the next person could be accommodated was full of people (a digression, the scene on the train at that meeting would really feel the urgency of family planning).

Squeeze to the point of being seamless, squeezing to the point of heaven and earth: there are people curled up under the seats, there are people sleeping on the luggage rack, and it is common for people to build nests in the toilet. It is impossible for people today who have not experienced that kind of scene to imagine.

It takes ten minutes to get to the toilet in a hard seat on the train, and the crowded car is as stuffy as a bath. I can't sleep, I feel uncomfortable standing, I feel uncomfortable sitting, and it is most comfortable to stand at the door of the carriage for a while, the air is so cool, and I will wake up after a while.

Speaking of the trains, it may be a bit revealing of the age and era, I remember that it was around 2000 when the train was quite crowded, and at that time it was still green cars and red cars. The green car is an ordinary train, and the red car is a closed car with air conditioning, which is simply different from the current high-speed rail. During the Spring Festival, the crowding of green cars is unimaginable to young people nowadays.

At that time, I was still very young and relatively young, and I was not particularly sensitive to the crowding and hardships of the train, and I felt as if I was supposed to be riding a train. The smell of the train was very peculiar, a mixture of sweat and all kinds of stench, as well as the smell of food that drifted to everyone's mouth. It's very memorable.

I remember that when the train passed through Qinling and Shaanxi, there were a lot of migrant workers. The migrant workers forced their way onto the train through the windows. The train conductor had no way to stop at all, only to let the passengers on the train.

Press the windows down from top to bottom. Skirmishes have also erupted. I was very unlucky to fall victim to a local villager who picked up the beer bottle we had put on the window sill and smashed it on the edge of the leather window, and my nose was accidentally scratched and bleeding a lot.

When the train enters the territory of Sichuan. There are still a lot of passengers lying under the seats of hard-seated cars, people. There are also people hanging on the luggage rack, and children with relatively light bodies are hanging on the luggage rack.

Under the saddle. There are a lot of people who want to sleep. It can be said that being a person in a hard-seat car is like a can of fish on the beach.

You simply can't help it. Move the position. Of course, it's easy to sleep, because you don't even need to focus on it, and you're squeezed by the people around you.

I remember the first time I took the train to work a long time ago, I chatted with a stranger sitting next to me, and I asked if he was a **person? He said that it was Hunan ****, I said I too, we are fellow countrymen, we chatted like this, then I listened to the train radio like this: everyone please note, take care of your luggage and look at your wallet, be careful of pickpockets in the car, some people deliberately chat with you, saying that they are fellow countrymen, in fact, he has been eyeing your wallet.

At this time, the stranger sitting next to me immediately moved his seat and stared at me nervously, which made me very embarrassed, because I had very long hair at that time, about 2000, and men were very popular to have long hair, probably because of this.

When I was in kindergarten, I took the train with my mother, and I refused to sleep, and my mother wanted me to sleep, saying, "If you don't sleep again, the police uncle will come and arrest you!"

At this time, the door of the carriage suddenly opened, and a policeman uncle poked his head out of the crack in the door: I'm sorry, this lady, I won't act as a backbiter. Little sister, the police uncle won't arrest you, your mother is lying to you.

I once took the train back to my hometown with my mother.

Mom: (cautiously) Baby, if you hear a strange sound or smell something strange for a while, don't ask Mom why.

Poof......Puff puff ......）

Mother: (pointing at me) Why don't you tell me, kid? You said earlier that I could take you to the bathroom! It's so uncivilized. (He's still pretending to apologize to others!?) ）

Once on a train, my mother took a fancy to the little brother in the front row and asked me to praise him.

Me: Little brother, little brother, you are so handsome.

Little brother: Little sister is so good, you are also very cute! It's not as long as the aunt over there (pointing at my mom, close to my ear), it's ugly!

Another time I fell in love with a foreign guy, and my mom helped me get his email address.

Mom: (pointing to little brother) Again! Sticky boil! The Woja ghost girl is running away from you, shedding your ideas and thinking! (You!) Hold it! My daughter wants to soak you! Leave your email! ）

Little Brother: (Chinese) What? (10 points standard).