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In the External Relations Department of the Student Union Department (the department mainly responsible for pulling external sponsorship) and then handed out leaflets and was chased by the building manager, rolled down the stairs, touched his head with his hand, blood with one hand, covered his head with his hands and went to the clinic, and at the same time hurriedly called the minister **, which scared the minister to pee; When I went to the place, I showed the doctor: it was my hands that were bleeding, and my hands were bleeding, and they were about to laugh and cry.
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The Nanchang Uprising fired the first shot of armed resistance against the Kuomintang reactionaries: "Before the teacher's words fell, I let out a loud fart." The whole class went crazy laughing, including our teacher.
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I just went to college and asked a goddess who I liked for three years to go out to play.,I'm afraid the atmosphere will be stuffy.,I asked a good friend to go out together.,Finally, after some things found out that they were already together.,It's really embarrassing.,I had to pretend to be very happy when I went out to play.。 In fact, that heart seemed to be dripping blood.
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High school, evening self-study after class. Go to the supermarket to buy alabaster, queue up, scan the code, and check out. When I went out of the security gate, there was a loud knock.
The hundreds of students in the supermarket were instantly silent and looked at me in unison. The cashier called me over, looked at the cream and said, "It turns out there's a barcode in there."
On the way back to the dormitory, I heard someone in the back say: It's him, he stole something from the supermarket just now. Speechless.
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When I was about to be knocked down, I suddenly wanted to laugh, but I tried to control it, but I snorted, and a big mouthful of saliva sprayed on the other person's face, and the classmate pulled out his right hand and went straight to the faucet.
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When I was in middle school, I didn't wear glasses once, and then I saw the senior who had been secretly in love for a long time come over and shouted "Hello teacher". The seniors were directly stunned, and they kept holding back their laughter, and I was about to die of embarrassment at that time.
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The most embarrassing estimate is to sneak out of the classroom in the evening to receive the courier, but when you want to press the door button, you press the light switch, and the whole classroom is plunged into darkness in an instant! The class was silent, the professor froze, I silently turned on the light, opened the door again, and silently slipped away feeling shameless and came back.
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When I met the homeroom teacher in the cafeteria in high school, the teacher naturally gave me a routine lecture, and as she spoke, a small vegetable leaf flew out of her mouth and landed on the school uniform on my chest, and the two of us fell into a confused silence.
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When I picked my nostrils, I saw the silver table of the Iwa Imperial Maiden, and she was still very beautiful, and I wanted to kill what I was doing at the time, but fortunately, she turned her head back again.
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1. Stealing food and being called a problem.
Many students must have done one such thing during class time, and that is to steal snacks. This kind of behavior is very bad behavior in the eyes of the teacher, but it is a very happy thing for the students. Some students just put the snack in their hands and put the snack into their mouths with lightning speed, thinking that the teacher did not see it, and just as they were about to start chewing, they heard the teacher call their name and were called by name.
For the students who steal snacks, it is like a thunderbolt from the sky, trembling and standing up from the chair, not daring to open their mouths to speak, they can only shake their heads again and again, indicating that they will not. In fact, the teacher has already understood everything from the podium, so he used this way to remind the students not to steal snacks during class.
2. Falling during a fight between classes.
The corridor between classes is often the most lively place, and students gather in the corridor to play and chat. Although you often hear teachers reminding you not to chase and fight during class, there are still such students, and there are not a few. In the process of chasing and fighting like this, it is inevitable that there will be unsteady standing and falling.
This kind of fall is not only in front of familiar people, but can be seen by classmates in the entire corridor. Usually after such a thing happens, the student who fell down just wants to find a crack in the ground to drill down.
3. Shoot others from behind and find out that you recognize the wrong person.
On campus, students are always full of energy. When you see a good relationship with your classmates, you will say hello loudly. Of course, there are also students who prefer pranks.
Sneak up behind your best friend and pat him the back, or shout to scare your best friend. This is also a special way to greet friends on campus. But the embarrassing thing is that if you recognize the wrong person, such a greeting is not fun at all.
I was excited to pat my friend's back, but I didn't expect that it wasn't my friend who came back. At this time, we could see this classmate, the greeting hand stopped in mid-air, and the air was filled with embarrassment. Some students said that the thought of this kind of thing happening to them made their scalps tingle with embarrassment.
There are too many interesting things about the school days, even if it was an embarrassing thing at the time, it will make people laugh and say it when they look back on it. These cuteness, which only belong to the youth, are rare and precious treasures. I also hope that everyone can cherish the time on campus, cherish the time with friends, create more happy memories, cherish these hard-won learning opportunities, abide by discipline and study hard, grasp the youth, and live every day.
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It was the first year of elementary school, the first day of school, and the first class was math.
During class, the teacher explained the math knowledge points, and everyone else understood it, but I didn't understand it at all, so I could say that I was confused. After talking about the knowledge points, the teacher began to write the questions on the blackboard, and the students went to the blackboard to write the answers.
Looking at the teacher holding the roster in his hand, I was extremely worried in my heart, "Don't click me, don't click me, don't click me" and prayed in my heart. However, the prayer didn't seem to have had time. "Wang, come up and do this question," the teacher shouted.
My heart raced, my whole stomach felt like it was churning, and every step on the way to the blackboard seemed difficult.
When I came to the blackboard, I couldn't think of anything about this math problem I didn't understand, and I was habitually nervous and scratched my head with my hands, and I could only silently look forward to the time passing quickly, but at this time I felt that time passed very slowly, "Wang Moumou, you go down, it's so simple, you can't do it, listen to the class." When the teacher said this, it was as if time had passed the four seasons.
In this way, I left the blackboard in despair amid the slightly harsh sarcastic words of the teacher, and even when I sat back in my seat, my tumbling heart still rolled and I couldn't stop at all.
However, this storm for me was only the beginning and not the end, and the teacher kept staring at me and asked me questions every time he talked about a topic. But at that time, I really didn't understand any of them, and I couldn't answer them all. Feeling the storm beating mercilessly on my thin body, after class, I couldn't hold back and started crying.
The teacher who learned about this situation quickly came to my desk and asked me to repeat the grade to preschool, because I had only been in preschool for half a year before I was in first grade, and I didn't learn a lot of things taught in preschool, so I can't keep up with work in first grade now. It's best to go to preschool and re-study, otherwise you won't be able to keep up with the work.
At that time, I didn't understand and felt very ashamed, crying and refusing to go to preschool. As a result, the teacher took my school bag and dragged me crying, from the first-grade classroom to the preschool classroom.
At that time, the first grade students all came out and stood at the door of the classroom looking at me in embarrassment, and felt that they were laughing at me.
When I walked into the preschool, I was crying and I was stared at by my classmates inside, and I felt their ridicule, but unfortunately there was no crack in the ground at that time, otherwise I would have to get into it and never come out again.
For a long time, this became a laughing stock for my classmates and a black history for me, which I still can't forget.
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I remember that when I first entered elementary school, I was not very familiar with school, and when I went to the toilet after class, I actually walked into the men's toilet, which surprised the boys inside very much, and I felt very embarrassed.
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There are a lot of embarrassing things that happen in elementary school, and as an excellent student, I feel that when I was a child, I was embarrassed when I was late, and if I was late for a day, I would be sad.
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When I was in elementary school, I was caught by the teacher talking in class and was criticized on the spot.
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My classmate and I fought to get to the toilet, and then he took a spot, and I waited there, and then accidentally peed my pants.
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Playing games until the early hours of the morning, or playing ** until the early hours of the morning, even if you have to take the exam the next day, you don't care, you don't consider the feelings of others, and it's useless to remind you.