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Anonymous users2024-02-08In To Kill a Mockingbird, the father says, "It only took nine big-nosed old men to kill a bill." "These nine old men are the top prosecutors of the U.S. federal courts, and this description makes people laugh and cry.
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Anonymous users2024-02-07Zhuangzi and Huizi swim on the beam. Zhuangzi said: "Perch swims calmly, is it the joy of fish?" ”
Huizi said: "Zi is not a fish, An (Yan) knows the joy of fish? ”
Zhuangzi said: "The son is not me, and An (Yan) knows that I don't know the joy of fish?" ”
Huizi said: "I am not a son, and I don't know the son; Zigu is not a fish, and Zizhi does not know the joy of fish, all of it. ”
Zhuangzi said: "Please follow the roots." Zi said, 'Ru'an (Yan) knows the fish and enjoys' clouds, and since he knows what I know, he asks me. I know it. ”
Zhuangzi and Huizi debated the joy of fish, this story is included in "Zhuangzi. Qiushui", this was supposed to reflect the sophistry of Zhuangzi and Huizi, but every time I see this, I always feel that it is more like two cautious people arguing, and they have to fight for victory, which is very interesting.
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Anonymous users2024-02-06My Philosophy" This is how the little old man Woody Allen buried his wife's cooking: "My wife invited me to taste the soufflé she made for the first time, and accidentally dropped a spoonful on my foot, breaking a few small bones. I was called in a doctor, looked through the eyes, and did a check-up, and the doctor ordered me to stay in bed for a month. ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-05When Schopenhauer was teaching in Berlin, he found that Hegel was also there, "Hegel's philosophy is what is to learn, and I Schopenhauer is the right way." He made a point of inquiring about Hegel's class times and scheduled his classes at the same time, and the students did not hesitate to sit in Hegel's classroom, which Schopenhauer later withheld.
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Anonymous users2024-02-04Mark. Levi wrote, "My daughter-in-law is literally cooking with her feet, and even a turkey can roast herself better than hers." Seeing this sentence really made me laugh.
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Anonymous users2024-02-03A few days ago, I watched "The Wilderness" written by Cao Yu, and I saw the heroine Jiao Huashi asking her husband which one would you save first if I and your mother fell into the river. I couldn't stop laughing at the time! I remember correctly, this is a 1939 script, oh my God, what a long history this question is!
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Anonymous users2024-02-02The Moon and Sixpence: Women always commit suicide for love, but at the same time they are careful not to make suicide successful.
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Anonymous users2024-02-01After Zhu Gaoxu, the most stupid and unlucky rebel in "Those Things in the Ming Dynasty", was arrested, his nephew Zhu Zhanji (the emperor) came to visit him while he was in prison, and Zhu Gaoxu stretched out his foot and tripped Zhu Zhanji.
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Anonymous users2024-01-31Romance of the Three Kingdoms" Liu Bei said: "There is Kong Ming in solitude, like water in fish." Later, when the enemy came, Zhang Fei said, "Big brother, why don't you let the water go?" ”
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Anonymous users2024-01-30In class, the teacher handed out last night's homework and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, last night's questions are very important. If you don't understand, ask me privately. Then Xiao Ming tore it off.
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Anonymous users2024-01-29In the Red Mansion, Jia Baoyu saw Lin Daiyu for the first time and said, "I have seen this sister before." Full marks for flirting girls.
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Anonymous users2024-01-28It's hard to find some time to get on the Internet in middle and high school, but it's not easy to find some time to learn in college.
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